Pappu The Mr.Ignorant

Hi Indian sex stories readers . I thank Indian sex stories for giving me an opportunity to share this joke with you all.

The jokes section has been closed and I could not publish this story under jokes section. So I am sharing it over here.

This is Aadristh from India.This is my next submission to Indian sex stories and enjoy reading this joke . For feedback and comments I will be reachable at [email protected]

Note : the whole of below story is just a fiction . All the contents are purely for entertainment purpose and not to harm or ridicule others . Any resemblance of the below story or its character names to any person is purely by  coincidence . No harm has been inflicted upon any person or animal.

This story is not meant to encourage violence onto any person . This story is not meant to encourage infidelity ,incest relations, unprotected sex and unnatural sexual practices. I sincerely request you all to follow each and every legal,ethical,moral,medical and socially acceptable principles while dealing with your life’s daily practices.

Story starts –>

Once upon a time there was a family in a city called ‘dhulli’, in a over populated country named ‘shompia’ . That family consisted of a mother,a father , a elder daughter and a younger son.

About mother : she is sanua gandhhu aged 33 years . She does not know anything other than cooking.

About father : his name is ragruv gandhhu aged 39 years old. He is a senator by occupation who does not know what to do , when to do and how to do.

About daughter : her name is yankal gandhhu. She is a 20 years old college dropout . She thinks she is very clever but she is totally an ignorant and arrogant personality .

About son : his name is pappu gandhhu,aged 18 years. As the  name suggests he is obviously an ignorant !

From childhood,pappu grew up in hostel/boarding school in a country named ‘totally’ . Thus he does not know anything about outside world. Now suddenly after he finishes his +2  , I mean his 12th standard, he comes home in ‘dhulli’ city and takes rest. Next day evening sanua prepares sweets. Pappu not only eats those sweets but he even wastes a lot of those.

Seeing this ,his mother feels sad and tells yankal to teach him not to waste food. Mother tells yankal  that if pappu wastes food from next day then she will beat her for not teaching pappu  about value of food. Now yankal beats pappu and tells him not to waste food at any cost. Pappu replies “okay” to his sister with tears in his eyes.

The next day evening scene->

Dad is out on a legislative  work from morning. Mom prepares gobi manchuria snacks and gives it to her children to eat. Both the siblings sit in front of television and start to eat manchuria. Pappu eats few pieces of manchuria and then gets bored of them. He decides not to eat the remaining pieces. Pappu does not know what to do now.

Meanwhile dad comes home for having sex with sanua. Ragruv signals sanua to come into bedroom. Sanua tells the siblings to continue eating gobi manchuria.

Sanua to her children : both of you’ll continue watching tv and eat manchuria. Dad and I will go into bedroom for some very important work.

Sanua and ragruv get into the bedroom. They eventually latch the bedroom door but decide to just snap the bedroom windows close without locking. Now pappu takes a gobi manchuria piece and throws it onto his sister’s head.

Yankal senses that something fell onto her head an palpates her head . She finds a piece of gobi manchuria stuck up in her hair.

Yankal then becomes angry ,furious and yells at pappu : idiot ! Yesterday itself I told you not to waste food and you started wasting food again.

Pappu to yankal: why do you shout? What can you do to me ? Whatever it is, I will not follow what you say.

Yankal to pappu : if you dont eat these left over gobi manchuria pieces , I will tell mom and dad that you are wasting snacks.

Pappu to yankal: am not scared of mom because mom did nothing to me during last time when I wasted food. What will dad do to me?

Yankal to pappu : if I tell dad that you are wasting snacks , then he will beat you and fuck your ass !

Pappu to yankal : what is meant by “fuck your ass” ?

Yankal then goes toward the bedroom window and just pushes it a bit. Yankal finds her mother and father having sex. Yankal pulls pappu towards the window and shows that sex scene to him.

Yankal to pappu : mother wasted some of her lunch today afternoon and dad is fucking mom’s ass now.

[ sanua (screaming): aah aah aah  aah ….. Oh my god! ]

This is called “fuck your ass” and it pains a lot. I think you understood what will happen to you if you happen to waste food from now onwards.

Pappu to yankal : oh my god!

Yankal to pappu: at least from now, will you listen to me and follow whatever I say? Or do you need to be taught in this way by dad?

Pappu to yankal : okay sister. I will not waste food from now. Please dont tell dad about all this.

From now onwards pappu never wastes food.

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Another incident :

Pappu on one fine morning watches tv. After watching tv news he says to his sister ,” yankal,i have a small doubt from today morning. Can I ask you about it?”.

Yankal to pappu : carry on

Pappu to yankal : even though our country ‘shompia’ is over populated , why did our leader start, “make in shompia campaign” ?

Yankal : do you know the purpose and meaning of ” make in shompia ” campaign?

Pappu : yes.It is a clarion call to all ‘shompians’ to have sex and to make babies in shompia .

Yankal : idiot. You misunderstood  the slogan’s meaning. ” make in shompia” means to  manufacture in shompia. It is a call, addressed to the world nations to look at our country and to utilize our manpower.

Pappu to yankal : oh. Its alright.

Yankal to pappu : I will not solve your foot in mouth questions from now. Get lost idiot.

Pappu : :-)

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Thankyou for reading,

Aadristh .