Wham-Bam, Thank You Mam

Today I am narrating an incident that happened with me a few years ago. I’m used to having an active social life and happen to have a lot of friends many of who are girls. I have one principle in life. I never take advantage of a person just because they are drunk.

I happened to meet up with a good friend Sheena (name changed). She was in her 3rd year at a reputed medical college in Mangalore. She happened to be in town visiting her parents. We spoke over the phone and decided to meet up for lunch at a restaurant in Manipal.

To my delight, Sheena had got another girl Avantika (name changed) along who happened to be her classmate. She was wearing a red salwar suit, wore spectacles and was dressed in traditional Indian attire. But there was a spark in her eyes that really got my attention.

We had a few drinks along with lunch and decided to go for a short drive somewhere. The girls ordered a few cans of beer for later since I had a cool box in my car. So we set out driving, enjoying the scenery, watching some music videos and having a good laugh.

After a while, we found a secluded place. So we decided to park the car and have some beer and indulge in some banter. Since I met Avantika for the first time, my attention was focused more on her. I was trying to get to know more about her.

She already had a few drinks earlier and was continuing to drink in spite of being tipsy. She narrated some incident about her ex, so I too did the same. This made her even more emotional with tears in her eyes. I and my friend were sitting in front. Avantika was sitting on the back seat.

So I told Sheena I’d like to sit in the back if she didn’t mind. Since the front seat was feeling a bit cramped up. She gladly agreed and I moved to the back seat and sat next to her friend. As we were talking I noticed that she was getting emotional listening to my experience, and had tears in her eyes.

I handed her my handkerchief and gently held her hand. I told her it’s was ok to vent out and cry if she felt like since it would make her feel lighter. She just looked right into my eyes and smiled and squeezed my hand firmly. Just then Sheena got a call on her phone. So she stepped out of the car to take her call.

As soon as the car door shut, Avantika just came over and sat on top of me on my lap. She pulled my face towards her and started kissing my lips passionately. I was taken by surprise because I didn’t expect it. I too was enjoying her juicy lips and her tongue moving around in my mouth.

I began to reciprocate and kiss her back passionately. Then I realized that she was drunk and might regret her actions later. So I pushed her back gently and told her, “You are a beautiful girl and any guy would be lucky to be with you. However, I’m afraid that you are drunk and hence getting carried away.”

“Later you might regret this when you come to your senses. So please let’s stop this now because I would never like to take undue advantage of a girl’s intoxication,” I explained. She seemed a little surprised by my words, kissed me on my forehead and sat back on the seat beside me.

She said she never met any man who would let such an opportunity pass by. Sheena was just done with her call. She sat back in the car, totally clueless about what had transpired between us. We then resumed our drinks and banter. Then decided it was time for me to drop the girls to Sheena’s parents home.

So I started driving towards her parents’ house which was just about 25 minutes from there. While we were driving Avantika was silent and seemed to be asleep on the back seat. So we thought we wont disturb her till the house comes. As we were approaching the lane leading to her house Sheena tried to wake her up as it was time for them to go.

Avantika opened her eyes up but seemed totally drunk. She started blabbering random words loudly and didn’t seem to realize what was happening. Sheena panicked because her dad was very strict and would be furious with her if he saw Avantika in such a state.

She didn’t know what to do. She told me that there was no way that she could take Avantika in front of her dad in such a state. She requested me if I could take care and accommodate Avantika for a day and drop her off to the bus stop the next day.

That she would tell her parents that her friend had to leave because she got an urgent call. I was truly worried for my friend and didn’t want her to get into trouble with her parents. So I told her not to worry and reassured her that I would take good care of her friend and drop her off once she is feeling better.

Sheena felt relieved. She got off from the car saying bye to me and her inebriated friend and went towards her house. I moved the car further ahead. I was looking for a safe space to turn it around and head back to my place. I did so and moved a safe distance away from Sheena’s house.

As I was driving I momentarily turned around to check on Avantika and asked her if she was alright. She just murmured, “Hmmnnn,” and asked me where we were. I told her we dropped her friend at her parents’’ place and were now heading back to Manipal to my place so that she could relax.

No sooner than I completed my sentence, two arms reach out over from the back seat and hugged me tightly and whispered in my ears, “How did you like my acting?” I was astonished because I had no clue she was just pretending to be completely drunk and wasted.

I just replied “Wow!” And then she giggled and said out loud, ” Baby, tonight I’m all yours.”

Look out for Part 2 of my adventure!