Kumar Apartment: Season 2 – Part 82.1 (Bhawna aur Neetu ki ‘Truth or dare’ ka khel)

Narrated by Bhawna

Hello, main Bhawna aur aaj mere ghar ki aage ki kahani bataungi sabko. Pichli baar aap logone padha ki kaise main Amit se kitchen mein chudh rahi thi. Aur sath hi Neetu living room mein Akash se.

Par mazedaar baat ye thi ki naa hi Akash mere aur Amit ke bare mein jaan raha tha. Aur na hi Neetu aur Akash ke bare mein Amit jaan raha tha. Sirf mujhe aur Neetu ko dikh rahi thi ki ye dono ladke hum dono ke sath kya kar rahe the.

Khel to mazedaar raha lekin Amit se chudh kar main thodi thak chuki thi. Upar se subah bhi Akash se maze karne ke baad thakaan to honi hi thi. In sabke baad main sochi ki thodi araam karlu aur jakar apne kamre mein laeti aur so gayi.

Pata nahi chala waqt ka aur neend tab khuli jab darwaaze par khatkhatahat hui.
Main neend se uthti hui jakar darwaaza kholi. Samne Akash muskurata hua khada tha. Main neend bhari aankho ke saath puchi: Mmm, tum, kya hua?

Akash: Poora din sote rahenge kya? Sham ho gayi.

Main palat kar time dekhi to 4:30 baj rahe the. Tab ehsaas hui ki sachme main kafi der soyi.

Akash aage bola: Amit chai bana raha hai, socha ki aapko bhi utha dun. Aap piyogena?

Main: Hmmm, haan, ruko aati hun main, aur Neetu, woh kidhar hai?

Akash: Woh bhi so rahe the. Abhi uthi, living mein baithi hai.

Main: Theek hai tum jao, aati hun fresh hokar.

Main washroom gayi, jaldi se fresh hokar room se bahar nikli. Living mein Neetu aur Akash baith kar yaha waha ki baate kar rahe the. Amit kitchen mein khada tha.

Amit mujhe dekh muskuraya aur main uske paas jakar jamaayi leti hui boli: Hmmm, lagta hai tumhe kitchen se kafi lagaaw ho gaya hai.

Amit: Hahaha, nahi par mujhe cooking karna pasand hai. Akash aur Neetu kafi zyada chipake hue hai to main socha unhe akela hi chor dun.

Main Amit ke kandhe par haat rakh chai ki ubalti khushbu ko sungh boli: Mmmm, adrak wali chai! Badiya khushboo hai.

Amit: Peekar batana, abhi nahi. Waise kya hua, kafi thak gayi thi kya, badi lambi neend soye?

Main dheemi awaaz mein boli: Jo tumne kiya uske baad thodi to araam chahiye thi na?

Amit: Tab to aadat daal lo. Kafi araam ki zarurat padne wali hai aapko.

Main uske kandhe par halke se maar boli: Chai banakar lao, huh!

Ye kahkar main kitchen se nikli aur living mein Neetu aur Akash ke paas ja baithi.

Neetu mujhe dekh boli: Kya baat hai, aaj kaise tum dopahar ko sone chali gayi?

Akash aage bola: Kafi thak gayi thi shayad.

Main sochne lagi kahi aisa to nahi ki Neetu ne Akash ko batadi ki Amit ne mere sath kya kiya kitchen mein.

Main boli: Aa, aisa kuch nahi, bass aankh lag gayi thi.

Neetu: Haan haan, waise bhi kal raat bhi to hum theek se soye nahi the.

Main kitchen ke taraf dekhi aur fir boli: Shh, Amit sunlega pagal!

Neetu: Tumhe kya lagta hai ki ab tak use kuch pata nahi chala hoga?

Main: Hmmm, ho sakta hai, agar tu batayi ho to.

Neetu: Aisa to nahi hai ki tum kuch bata nahi sakti use.

Main baat ko aage nahi badana chahti thi aur taalti hui boli: Hmmm, to, ab kya?

Main ghadi dekhi aur aage boli: 5 bajne wale hai.

Akash: Aap bahar jaane ki baat kar rahe the.

Main: Haan par kal chalenge bahar, kal kisi club chalenge New Year par. Kyu Neetu?

Neetu: Haan haan, bilkul, par jaisa main boli koi aisi jagah chalna jaha hume koi zyada pehchane nahi.

Main: Ghabrao mat, main jaanti hun kuch jagah.

Main ye baat Akash ko dekh bol rahi thi. Kyu ki woh jaanta tha ki main aksar club jaya karti hun apni saheliyo ke sath. Tabhi Amit tray mein chai ki 4 cup lata hua humare sath aa baitha.

Neetu Akash ki baah ko pakad boli: Main to Akash ke sath rahungi, jab bahar jayenge to. Kyu Akash banoge na mere partner?

Akash: Haan haan, kyu nahi?

Tabhi Amit bola: To fir Bhawna ji ke sath main rahunga.

Main chai ki cup letyi hui boli: Hahaha, ye Bhawna ji bolne ki zarurat nahi, Bhawna kafi hai.

Neetu: To fir aaj ka kya?

Main chai peeti hui Akash ko aur fir Amit ko dekh boli: Pata nahi, tum hi batao Neetu. In do mehmaano ke sath kya kiya jaaye.

Neetu Akash ko dekh aankh maarti hui boli: Hmmm, sochna padega, kuch mazedaar.

Aur fir mujhe dekh aage boli: Kyu, Sahi boli na?

Main Amit ko dekh poochi: Tum kyu itne shaant baithe ho?

Amit: Aaa, woh main bas aaplogo ki baate sun raha hun.

Main: Tum bhi apni kuch rai do?

Amit: Nahi, aap hi log bataiye kuch.

Neetu Amit se boli: Ok, pahle tum ye sharafat ka ghunghat utaaro, aap waap, Bhawna ji Neetu ji, hahaha!

Main: Hahaha haan, ajeeb lagta hai.

Neetu fir Akash ko dekh boli: Aur tum bhi, baar-baar hume ye yaad maat dilao ki tum dono humdono se chote ho.

Akash: Hahaha theek hai naam se hi bulaunga.

Neetu Amit ko dekh wapas poochi: Waise Amit, tum itne bhi sharmile to ho nahi, kamse kam mere saamne to mat bano.

Amit Neetu ko dekh dabi honto ke sath muskurane laga, to main usse aage poochi: Aur Amit, tumhari abtak koi gf nahi bani kya?

Amit: Ehh, nahi-nahi, bilkul nahi.

Neetu: Oho, uss nahi mein hi kai saari haan sunayi de rahi hai, hahaha!

Main: Wahi to, bataona Amit.

Amit chai ke cup ke peeche apna muh chupa kar chai pee raha tha. Aur uski haalat dekh Akash muskurane laga to main Akash se poochi: Tum zyada mat muskurao.

Meri baat par Neetu Akash ko dekh boli: Haan, Amit ke baad tumhari baari hai batane ki.

Akash: Nahi, meri kaha koi girlfriend.

Neetu ek hi baar mein pooch gayi usse: Shakal se itne bhi seedhe nahi lag rahe ki ab bhi tumhare kele ka chilka utra nahi!

Uski baat par Akash ek tak mujhe aur Amit ko dekhne laga. Neetu fir palat kar Amit se boli: Aur na hi tum, kyu sahi boli na?

Amit ek baar mujhe dekha jispar Neetu mujhe aur use dekh boli: Bhawna ko kyu dekh rahe ho, yaha do jawaab.

Amit: Ab, kya bolu mein ispar, sachme meri koi girlfriend nahi.

Neetu: To kya hua, cricket khelne ke liye maidaan khareedne kaon jata hai, hahaha!

Uski baat main samajh gayi aur hum dono hass pade. Shayad Amit aur Akash bhi samajh rahe the lekin ek dusre ke samne hone ke karan anjaan bann rahe the.

Main: Neetu, mujhe nahi lagta ye dono hume kuch batayenge.

Neetu: Hmmm, aaj inse sach ugalwaya jaye Bhawna.

Woh Akash ke kamar par cheeti kaat aage boli: Bade bhole bann rahe hai dono.

Akash: Are aisa kuch nahi, kuch batane layak hua to bataunga.

Neetu: Bhawna, jab main college mein thi to humlog hostal mein ek khel khelte the. Question box, tu kheli hai kabhi?

Main: Woh jisme, dabbe mein, sare log apne-apne sawaal likh ke daalte the aur…

Neetu: Haan-haan wahi, aur har kisi ko baari-baari uthani padti thi aur jo bhi sawaal hota hai uska jawaab deni padti thi.

Bhawna: Hahaha, to tu kya ab woh sab karegi inke sath.

Neetu Akash ko dekh boli: Ab ye to seedhe muh kuch nahi batane wale to wahi tareeka lagani padegi.

Akash: Nahi-nahi, kya bachcho wale khel.

Amit: Haan, waise bhi sunne mein kafi boring lag raha hai.

Main: Tum ladko ko hum ladkiyo ki saari jeeze boring hi lagti hai, aur bahane mat banao tum.

Neetu tab mujhse dekh boli: Bhawna, kya woh khela jaye?

Main ghadi dekhi aur boli: Jo tu chahe, waise bhi aaj karne ko kuch nahi, to in dono ki raaz nikali jaaye bahar, hahaha!

Akash aur Amit ek dusre ko dekh aise ishare karne lage mano kaha phass gaye woh. Kyu ki shayad in dono ke mann mein to yahi hoga ki kaise bhi hum ladkiya bass janghe phailakar dede inhe aur kuch nahi.

Main chai khatm kar boli: Main paper laati hun.

Neetu: Ruk, main bhi aati hun. Tere room mein hi banayenge sawaal warna ye jaan jayenge ki hum kya kya sawaal bana rahe hai.

Akash: Are aaplog kya sachme serious ho?

Main uth khadi hui aur Akash ke sar par haat sahlati hui boli: Haan, aur tum dono taiyaar raho.

Amit: Theek hai, par!

Neetu: Kya par?

Amit Akash ko dekha aur fir mujhe dekh bola: Hum dono bhi poochenge aap logo se sawal.

Main Neetu ko dekhi aur woh mujhe aur fir hum dono ek pal sochne ke baad Neetu boli: Hmm, theek hai, pooch lena.

Akash aur Amit ke chehre par ab halki muskaan thi. Unn dono ko chor main aur Neetu mere kamre pahunche. Waha hum dono baith baate karte hue kaagaz ki parchi par unn dono ke liye sawaal likhne lage.

Hum dono hi chahte the ki in dono ladko se bharpoor maza le lekin ladko ko tarsaakar use pane ki ichcha bhi hum dono mein kafi thi. Kuch 15–20-minute mein humne kai sare aise sawaal likhe jo sachme unki neev kassne wali thi.

Aur sare kagaz ke parchiyo ko ek dabbe mein daal hum bahar gaye. Hame aate dekh Akash aur Amit ke shakal par muskaan ke sath halki ghabrahat thi.

Neetu boli: Hahaha, abhi se itni ghabraahat?

Main Akash ko ishara ki ki woh us taraf single sofe par ja baithe aur fir main aur Neetu bade wale sofe par ek sath baith gaye.

Neetu sawalo ke dabbe ko centre table par rakhi aur boli: Hmm to kaon shuru karega?

Akash: Main to nahi.

Main: Kyu? Aisa hai to tumhi pahle uthao?

Akash: Are nahi nahi, woh Amit se shuru karte haina?

Amit: Nahi boss, tumhi shuru karo.

Main: Haan, Akash ka naam Amit se pahle aata hai to tum Akash! Tum shuru karoge.

Akash: Are yaar, mmm theek hai par aisa hona chahiye ki ek sawal humse to ek sawal tum dono se bhi.

Amit: Haan, hume bhi fayda milna chahiye!

Main Neetu ko dekhi to woh mujhe aankh maarti hui boli: Hmmm, theek hai, dekhte haina inke mann mein humare liye kya sawaal hai?

Main: Hmm ok, chalo Akash shuru karo!

Akash apne haat ko malta hua hum teeno ko dekha aur fir dabbe mein haat daal ek parchi nikala. Woh nautanki karta hua upar dekh dua mangne laga mano bhagwaan se kah raha ho ki use bacha le.

Main: Nautanki band karo aur dekho kya hai.

Neetu: Aur haan zor se padhna.

Akash parchi khola aur padkar muskurane laga.

Neetu: Ab padona zor se.

Akash: Hmmm, ye to thoda ajeeb sa sawaal hai.

Neetu: Hahaha, batao to, aur haan waise tum sawal ko taal bhi sakte ho. Us kagaz ko wapas rakh ke.

Ye sunn Akash ke chehre par khushi aa gayi aur woh turant kagaz modkar wapas rakhne gaya to Neetu boli: Ruko ruko. Agar tum sawaal taale to hum dono mese koi tumhe kuch bolenge karne aur tumhe karna padega.

Akash: Hmmm, woh theek hai, chalega.

Akash kagaz wapas rakh diya to Neetu mujhe dekhne lagi. Main uske kaan mein kuch boli aur woh muskurati hui Akash se boli: Aaj sham bahar se khana mangayenge aur uska kharcha tumhare sar!

Akash do pal socha aur fir bola: Hmmm, ok, chalega!

Shayad woh kuch aur hi soch raha tha ki hum usse karne ko kahe. Lekin filhal main aur Neetu humare apne liye araam dayak sham chaahte the. Neetu meri haat pakad boli: Chalo ab humari sham fursat mein kategi.

Fir woh Amit ko dekh boli: Chalo ab tum!

Akash turant bola: Hey hey! Aise kaise, ab aap mese kisi ek ki baari.

Amit: Aa, haan-haan, ek baari hum ladko ki to ek baari aap logo ki.

Amit isharo mein Akash ko dhanywaad bola mano usne use filhaal ke liye bacha liya. Par ek baat thi ki ab tak inn dono mein thodi ranjish thi jo ab kam hoti nazar aa rahi thi.

Main: Theek hai, kyu ki Akash ki baari ho gayi to ab Amit humme se kisi ek se sawal kar sakta hai.

Neetu: Pahle Bhawna se, hahaha!

Main: Kamini!

Amit: Theek hai, Bhawna ke liye.

Amit kuch socha aur fir poocha: Shadi se pahle aapke kitne boyfriend the?

Teeno ki nazar mujhpar thi khas kar meri bagal mein baithi meri nanand Neetu ki. Main honto ko kaat muskurayi aur fir boli: Hmmm, 4!

Neetu: 4? Mere bechare bhaiya!

Main: Hahaha, shukra kar tujhse nahi poocha woh, warna 40 hota tera jawab, hahaha!

Neetu: Chal hatt, 40 nahi, par tha… chalo-chalo jaane do.

Main: Haan haan, taal le taal le, lekin time aayegi teri bhi.

Neetu fir Amit se boli: Chalo ab tum nikalo ek parchi!

Amit dabbe mein se ek parchi nikala aur use padkar hume dekhne laga.

Main: Kya hai?

Amit: Sabse pahle maine sex kab aur kiske sath kiya!

Neetu: Batao batao.

Amit: Hmmm, college mein tha tab.

Main: Aur kiske sath?

Amit: Woh…

Neetu: Bolo bhi!

Amit: Apni ek senior ke sath.

Main: Hahaha, teri ragging mein karwa gayi kya woh!

Main aur Neetu hasne lage to Amit bola: Nahi nahi, dost jaisi thi meri.

Neetu: Oh, friends with benefit!

Main: Nahi, seniors with benefit, hahaha!

Iske baad Neetu Akash se boli parchi uthane. Woh hichkichata hua ek parchi uthaya aur fir padte hue bola: Kabhi porn dekhte hue gharwalo ne pakda hai?

Main: Hahaha, ye sawal Neetu ne likha tha, batao ab.

Akash: Hmmm, 12th class mein papa ne pakda tha.

Neetu: Hahaha, pitaayi hui?

Akash: Nahi, par duniya bhar ki nasihat mili aur papa se ek mahine nazar nahi mila paya.

Main: Sirf dekh rahe the ya, hahaha!

Hum teeno hasne lage to Akash bola: Nahi nahi! Bas dekhna chalu hi kiya tha, tabhi papa aa gaye.

Neetu: Oh, to warna bohut kuch aur dikh jata, hahaha!

Main fir Akash se boli: Chalo ab tumhari bari Neetu se sawal karo.

Akash: Hmmm, kya aapne kabhi porn dekha hai, aur pahli baar kab dekhe the?

Neetu: Mmm, dekhi to hun, hahaha!

Amit: Pahli baar kab?

Neetu: College ke 1st year mein, hostal mein thi tab.

Akash: Hmmm, 1st year mein ladkiyo ke sath, waah!

Neetu: Tum to aise kah rahe ho jaise tum ladko ke sath dekhke maze lete the!

Akash: Are nahi matlab, ladkiya aur porn.

Main Akash se boli: Theek hai theek hai ab tum zyada mat socho.

Neetu Amit se boli: Chaliye sir, agla uthao ab.

Amit agli parchi nikala aur padta hua bola: Masturbate karna (muth maarna) kaise seekhe.

Aur fir woh aage bola: Are yaar ye kaisa sawaal hai?

Neetu: Ye to maine nahi likhi, Bhawna ka hai.

Main: Haan batao, ab aisa to nahi ki school mein kitabo mein sikhaya jata hai. To pahli baar kaise seekhe. Batao hume!

Amit: Woh humare pados mein ek bhaiya the, unse.

Neetu: Hahaha, bhaiya? Kaonse bhaiya ne tumhe ye sab sikhaya.

Amit: Are, main chota tha tab, bass, to ek baar unhone aisa kaha.

Main: Oh, kya kaha?

Main kuch aage bolti isse pahle Amit mujhe tokta hua bola: Bass bass, Ek time par ek hi sawaal.

Neetu Amit se boli: Theek hai to ab apna sawaal pooch.

Amit: Is baar mera sawal tumhare liye hai Neetu!

Neetu: Firse main?

Amit: Haan, agla sawaal Akash Bhawna se kar lega. Warna humesha Akash tumse hi poochta rahega.

Main: Ok, poocho to fir.

Amit: Hmmm, kuch bhi pooch sakta hun na?

Neetu: Haan, jawaab na dena hua to main taal dungi.

Amit: Hmmm, to, kya aapki shadi ke baad kisi aur mard ke sath aapne kuch kiya hai?

Neetu Akash aur mujhe dekhne lagi aur fir sochkar boli: Nahi.

Main hairaan thi uska jawaab sunn kar. Kyu ki Amit ko wahi laayi thi. Amit ne ye sawaal kiya aur Neetu ne naa kaha. To kya inke beech ab tak kuch nahi hua tha, to fir ye ise yaha layi kaise?

To be continued