Celebrity sex

Doston, both gals and guys; kabhi aap log bhi meri tarah sapne dekhte hain? I mean, fantasizing about most sexy partners. I’m sure, aap log bhi apne favourite sexy film stars ke saath bharpoor sexual mazaa lene ke sapne lete hue kai baar jhad jaate honge. Girls are no exception. Mujhe maaloom hai kai aurtein apne favourite actors ke sapnon mein kho kar apni ungli se khud ko jhaad liya karti hain.

Chalo, hum baat karte hain meri man-chahi sexy actresses ki, jinke sapnon mein maine naa janane kitni bar apne lund ko nichoda hai.

Bipasha Basu ki aankhen sexy hain. Uske honth toh ghazab ke hain. Chehra dekhte hi aisa lagta hai ki koi sex ki bhookhi aurat hai, aur apna tan – badan nichhawar karne ke liye betaab hai. Uska jism chaura hai, peeth kaafi chauri dikhti hai. Kamar ko toh patli nahin kah sakte, par chootad phir bhi bahar ko phailte hue dikhte hain. Mammay bhi bahut bade nahin hain, par woh jis befikri se chalti hai, toh uske mammon ki beech ki darar dikh hi jaati hai.

Overall, bhadkaane waali aurat hai. Aur phir, dekha hai jab woh ek gaane mein sea-beach par John Ibrahim ke (jo leta hua hai) upar donon taraf paer kar ke baith jaati hai, aise ki uski choot theek john ke lund ke upar hai. Hai, mera to khada hi ho jaata hai. Kash ki ibraham ki jagah main leta hota, aur woh mere upar aise hi baith jaati. Main toh apna lund underwear phaad ke uski panty ko bhi phaadta hua uski choot mein ghused hi deta. Kitna mazaa aata, nahin!!

Mallika Sherawat toh kamal ki cheez hai. Uski aankhen aur honth bhi hamesha uski hawas ka ishara karte hain. Ji mein aata hai ki bas, usko pakad ke raund hi daalo. Saali, kya kapde pahanti hai. Uski figure, hai, kya baat hai. Mammey sambhaalay nahin sambhalte, patli kamar, aur phir golai liye hue bhaari chootad; bas dil karta hai ki uski gaand hi maar lo. “Guru” mein dekha uska dance; mammay aise hilati hai ki jaise latak kar gir hi jaayenge. Uski kamar ka har thhumka balcony mein baithe logon ko jaa ke lagta hai, bas, thham lene ko dil karta hai.

Par aisi apni kismet kahan, yaar! Aur woh toh pyaar bhi kitna karati hai, dekha nahin, Imran Hashmi ko kis tarah se choom chaat rahi thi? Lucky guy, this Imran, kitna dabaya, masla, chooma, chaata, Mallika ko! Woh toh bilkul nangi hone ko bekaraar rahti hai. Censor waale hi “cut” kar dete hain, kutte saale! Uski jaanghein kya tight hain, haath rakho toh phisal hi jaaye. Mujhe toh uski jawaani chahiye hi chahiye. Jab woh mammay dikhana chahti hai toh bilkul hichakti nahin; poora jhuk ke dikha deti hai.

Mann karta hai ki uski cleavage mein jeebh daal ke wahan chhupa hua namkeen pasina chakhh loon. Shayad uske toh sirf nipple, ya choot ki phaanke, hi dikhni baaki rah gayi hain, aur toh sab hi kuchch dikha chuki hai.

Aur apni Shilpa Bahenji; unke bare mein kabhi socha hai? Chupp, saalon bhenchodon, bahenji kahne se gussa mat dikhao. Mein jaanta hoon tum sab chhup chhup ke apni apni bahnon ko bhi nangi dekhne ki bharpoor koshish mein rahte ho. Yeh baat aur hai ki hamare desh mein bahnen apne boy friends se toh khul chuki hain, par bhaiyon ki baari aane mein thoda aur samay lagega. Khair, shilpa ki socho.

Hai, kya figure hai, bhagwan ne apne haathon se tarasha hai. Kash ki mein hi bhagwan hota! Kya gol gol mammay, aur gol gol chootad hain. Agar kuchh flat hai toh uska pait. Kamar itni patli, ki jaise chaho ghuma lo. Us patli kamar ke upar woh jhoolte hue bhaari mammay, aur neeche woh chaand jaisi gol gol gaand. Hai, mein mar jawaan! Kab mere paas aa ke kahegi, “ please mujhe chod lo, mujhe tumhara lund apni choot mein chahiye”.

Khyaal achcha hai, Ghalib! Jab bhi usko dekhta hoon to paani nikal jaata hai. Abbe, leak nahin hota, saalon, mein khud haath se nikaal leta hoon. Jab bhi woh U P, Bihar lootne wala gaana gaati hai, toh meri toh dhoti hi phat jaati hai (symbolic!) Pahli nazar mein hi usne apne “chura ke dil mera” gaane se meri neendein udaa li hain. Jaane kab sapnon mein aanaa band karegi.

Aaj kal ek aur sexy laundiya hai, apni Rakhi Sawant. Baap re, kya bindaas cheez hai. Ek toh ishwar ne hi kuchh wardaan de diye hain, phir khud bhi hum jaison ko sataane mein koi kasar nahin chhodti. Khaas apne bhare-poore maamay dikhati rahti hai. Woh bhi jhuk-jhuk ke, jisse koi bach na paaye. Aur phir poochti hai, “Dekhta hai tu kya?” Saali randi, jo tu dikhayegi, wohi toh hum dekhenge. Ab toh pakadne ki khwaaish hai, jo haath lag jaaye ! Aur bolne mein bhi itni khuli, ki bas kuchh bhi kah sakti hai.

Kadd thoda chhota hai; mere saath letegi toh uski choot aur mere lund ki position bilkul theek baithegi, aur phir toh aap jaante hi ho, hum kya karenge!

Haan, ek bahut hi sexy maal hai, jisko aap mein se kayi log shayad nahin jaante ho. Antara Maali. Oh my God, uski har khoobi uske mammon mein hai. Patli kamar, shayad 26”, upar massive mammay, shaayad 40”, unbelievable. “Mein Madhuri Dixit Banna Chahti Hoon” me ek gaaon wali seedhi-saadi ladki jab dance floor par jaati hai, toh uski figure, beyond imagination!.

Kaise sambhalti hogi itna bojh! Mujhe toh lagta hai ki bhaari chhati ki wajah se kabhi kabhi chalte chalte balance bigad jaata hoga, aur shaayad gir padti hogi. Mujhe uske saath chalna chahiye; giray toh sambhhal loonga. Issi bahaane uske mammay pootne ka mauka toh mil jaayega. Bhai, dono haath lagaane padenge ek ek mammay ko pakadne ke liye. Mann karta hai uska doodh pee kar uska bojha thoda halka kar doon.

Kitna mazzaa aayegaa! Antara, tera santra ab paka hua papita ban chukka hai, laa, mein tera beej kha loon, aur papita muh mein bhar ke choos daaloon.

Antara ke paas sirf mammay hain (no doubt, lajawaab, beshumar) toh apni Asha ke paas sirf neeche ka bhaar thha. Wohi, apni Asha Parekh. Tum readers ki ma ke barabar hain, maderchodon, izzat se baat karo. Haan, kuchh buddhe thharki bhi is kahani ko padh rahe honge; unki toh hum-umar mashook thi. Arre, kya chhootad thhay. Figure shaayad aise tha, “34, 26, 42”.

Mammon pe nazar jaati toh zaroor thi, akhir aurat ka aakarshan hote hain, par jaise hi ghumti thi, toh chootad ka nazara maar dalta tha. Jab kabhi lete hue koi scene karti thi, aur palat jaati thi, toh mann karta tha, ki ghanton tak pahle uske chootdon ko sahlaayen, phir dhire dhire uski kameez aur salwar (ya saari aur petticoat) khud hi melt kar jaaye, aur haath uske nange chootdon par malte jjao. Jab woh uttejit ho jaaye, toh uski chootadon ko phaila kar unke beech muh ghusa kar uski gaand ke ander tak jeebh daal do aur uska paani pee lo. Beyond comparison!.

Maine toh kabhi aisi sexy chootad nahin dekhi; yeh koi moti aurat nahin thi, par patli dubli hasina jiska naak naqsh bahut khubsoorat tha, aur bhagwan ne bharpoor mitti uski chootadon par lagaa di thi. Kabhi pant pahen le, toh uski pant toh ander hi ghus jaati thi, aur aage se bhi choot ke saath chipak jaati thi. Tab toh control hi nahin hota tha, yaar!! Shaadi nahin ki usne, abhi bhi chaahe toh mein uski chootadon par apna sab kuchh nichhawar kar sakta hoon. Kyun buddhon, jo is kahani ko padh rahe ho, mujhse jaloge toh nahin!!!

Hamare zamane mein bahut si heroine aisi theen jo apna sab kuchh dikhana chahti theen, par censor pareshan karta tha. Rekha, Mumtaz, Asha Sachdev, Neetu Singh, Zeenat Aman, Parveen Babi, Reena Roy, Bindu, Fariyal, Padma Khanna; yeh sab sex bombs theen. Sach ki bombs; mammay aise bhar-poor ki blouse phat jaaye. Aur tab toh bas cleavage hi dikhayei jaati thi. Toh kabhi jhuk ke, toh kabhi, let kar, toh kabhi nadi me nahaate hue, toh kabhi sexy dance ya cabaret me, toh kabhi rape scene me.

Gol Gol badan, har taraf mansal shareer, kamar par bhi maans, jo neechi bandhi hui saari se bahut sexy dikhta tha; yeh dekh kar muh mein paani aa jaata tha. Bahut se rape scene khalnayak ki nazar inhi ko dekh ke bante thhay. Saale khalnayak, paise kam milte thhay toh kya, in sex bomb aurton ke jism se khel toh lete thhay!!

Ishwar se prarthna hai ki agle janam mein mujhe bhi filmy heroin bana de, jisse mein bhi lakhon karodon ki neend haram kar sakoon. Philhaal, agar koi kanya isse padh rahi ho, [email protected].