Randi ya Biwi? – Part 1

Hola! Yeh mera ek purana post hai jo ek alag portal se liya gaya hai. Kaafi logon ne meri kahaniyon ka Hinglish version maanga tha, to socha ki shuruaat un kahaniyon se karun jo yahan nahi hai.

Characters

Priya – 24 saal ki ladki, is kahani ki hero
Kevin – 32 saal ka aadmi, Priya ka office colleague
Sameer – 27 saal ka aadmi, Priya ka fiancé/shohar
Arjun – 19 saal ka ladka, Priya ka bhai
Sangeeta – 27 saal ki aurat, Kevin ki biwi

The Job
2003 se 2012 tak, call centers aur BPOs ka zamana tha, mujhe abhi bhi yaad hai log in jobs ko kitna neeche dekhte the. Hamari padosi Sharadha Aunty meri Mom ko bolti thi ki yeh kitna ganda hai ki jawan ladkiyaan raat ko kaam karein.

Yeh ek tarah ka taana tha meri Mom ko kyunki main graveyard shift mein hoti thi. Relatives aur doston ko thodi si wakt lagi yeh samajhne mein ki har job jahan aurtein taiyaar hoke raat ko ghar se niklein, woh sex work nahi hoti.

Mujhe paisa aur din mein araam se sona pasand tha. Par iska asar mere body pe padne laga. Meri aankhon ke neeche dark circles banne lage, halanki main 10 ghante soti thi.

Main tab 24 ki thi aur mera bhai Arjun 19 ka. Woh ek chalu ladka tha, Mummy-Papa se pocket money leta aur fir bhi mujhe poore mahine paise ke liye tang karta. Na woh smoke karta tha, na drink, acha ladka tha.

Par ek 2nd hand motorbike ka deewana tha. Mujhe abhi bhi yaad hai woh bike (RD 350). Woh mujhe baar-baar bolta ki yeh duniya ka sabse cool do-pahiya hai. Har weekend woh mechanic ki dukaan pe time bitata.

Fir mujhe phone karke bolta ki kuch modifications kiye hai.  Main bas thumbs up dikhati thi ki acha lag raha hai. Par sach bolun to mujhe sab same hi dikhta tha.

2 saal baad, maine finally BPO industry chhodne ka faisla kiya, chahe mujhe shuruaat se start kyun na karna pade. Ek din mujhe ek Supply Chain Company ke corporate office mein Associate ki job mil gayi. Tab tak main ghar se nikal chuki thi. Apne ab ke husband Sameer ke saath live-in relationship mein thi.

Wahan ka work culture bilkul alag tha. Serious mard aur aurtein laptops leke idhar-udhar bhaagte. Meeting ke liye double-booked conference rooms pe ladte. Nayi thi to mujhe ek mentor diya gaya. Meri kismat se mera mentor ek shaadi-shuda banda tha, naam Kevin.

Woh smart, witty aur apne kaam mein acha tha. Par mujhe kai ladkiyon ne chetavni di ki usse sambhal ke rehna. Mujhe lagta hai main samajh gayi thi. Kevin ek cartoon jaisa tha, apne dimaag mein jo aata woh bol deta.

Ek din hum cafeteria mein baithe the, aur finance department ki ek ladki wahan se guzri. Kevin ne turant aah bhari aur bola, “Hey Priya, dekho woh tight bubbly ass.”

Mujhe woh baat bohot uncomfortable lagi. Main sochne lagi kya woh mere baare mein bhi aise sochta hai? Maine ghoor ke Kevin ko dekha, to usne kandhe uchaal ke bola, “Kya?! Woh hot thi! Sach bolna mana hai kya?”

Main: Tumhari biwi ko pata hai tum kitne gande ho?

Kevin: Bilkul nahi, tumhare paas uska number to nahi hai na?

Achanak se!

Kevin: To kaam ke baad, mere saath hotel room mein chalogi aur nange honge?

Main: Tere sapne mein hi hoga, dost.

Kevin: Fir kam se kam apni panty de do, please?

Main: Pehle to main apne fiancé ke saath rehti hoon aur hum jaldi shaadi karne wale hai. Par agar main nahi bhi hoti tab bhi tera koi chance nahi tha. Main tere league se bahar hoon, buddhe.

Kevin: Ouch! Yeh dard hua, par tu mujhe ghar jaake tere baare mein soch ke muth marne se nahi rok sakti. Shayad main us finance wali ladki ko bhi apne khayalon mein add kar lunga. Uski pussy aur ass chaatunga jab tak main jhad nahi jata.

Main: Eyuu! Yeh baat apne tak rakhni chahiye thi! Mujhe lagta hai tujhe HR mein report karna chahiye, Kevin. Yeh ganda aur galat hai. Maine tujhe kai baar bola hai ki mujhe aisi baatein pasand nahi aur yeh professional nahi hai.

Jab maine line khinchi aur apna pair zameen pe patka, mujhe ehsaas hua ki meri pussy gili ho rahi thi. Yeh ek Wednesday tha, kaam kam tha, koi meeting nahi, aur mujhe baki din Kevin ke saath baithna tha. Humne coffee khatam ki aur apne desks pe wapas gaye.

Kevin ko strict message mil gaya tha ki mere saath zyada comfortable na ho. Aur agla ek ghanta woh chup raha—ek shabd nahi bola. Kabhi-kabhi mujhe sorry wali smile deta.

Main ghar gayi, Sameer mujhe dinner pe le gaya, humne apni usual sex ki. Par Kevin ke comments mere dimaag mein raat bhar ghoomte rahe. Mujhe pata tha jo maine Kevin ko bola woh sahi tha. Par na jaane kyun mujhe guilty feel ho raha tha.

Agle din Kevin ne ache se behave kiya, bohot professional raha—na gussa, na rude, bas perfect. Ek din bhi nahi guzra tha aur mujhe uska usual witty andaaz miss hone laga. Do ghante baad Kevin bola, “I’m sorry.”

Maine laptop pe nazar tikaye hue bola, “Fuck off,” usne haath aage badhaya aur bola, “Friends?” Main laptop dekhti rahi aur bina uski taraf dekhe haath milaya.
Subah busy thi, hum dono shipping companies ke escalations mein lage the.

Noon tak mailboxes clear kar diya, tickets respective departments ko bhej diye, sab shant ho gaya. Mailbox khali tha, par mera dimaag Kevin ke kal ke suggestions se bhara tha.

Main: To tu meri panties ghar kyun le jana chahta tha?

Kevin: (hairani se) Mujhe laga tujhe yeh baat pasand nahi.

Main: Bas curious hoon

Kevin: Agar main bataun to tu gussa nahi hogi na HR mein complain nahi karegi?

Main: Nahi.

Kevin: Main unhe soongta, thodi stiff jagah dhundta, chaatta, aur unme muth marta.

Main: (mera chehra laal ho gaya, laptop ki taraf dekhte hue) Wow, tu sach mein blunt hai na? Kya ladkiyan sach mein tujhe apni panties deti hai? Tune yeh kai baar kiya hai?

Kevin (muskurate hue): Tu sach mein jaanna chahti hai?

Main: Haan, bas curious hoon.

Kevin: Koi bhi sane ladki mujhe apni panties nahi degi, main bas mazak mein bolta hoon. Par main apni behen ke room mein chupke jata tha, uski panties soongta tha, kabhi-kabhi Mom ki bhi.

Main: Fuck Kevin, tu creep hai! Yeh gross hai, woh teri family hai.

Kevin: Mujhe pata tha tu judge karegi, kuch nahi bolna chahiye tha.

Main: Sorry, mera matlab woh nahi tha, bas family thoda zyada ho gaya.

Kevin: Priya, kuch sach bolun?

Main: Bol!

Kevin bina jhijhak bola, “Tu meri zindagi mein dekhi sabse sundar ladki hai. Teri aankhein pyari hai, tere lambe baal mujhe pagal kar dete hai.”

Main: Thank you, Kev! Yeh bohot sweet hai.

Kevin: Tere lips lovely hai, aur jab tu gussa hoti hai to woh pouty look priceless hai. Aur mmm, tera ass sabse cute hai jo maine dekha… Oh sorry, yahin ruk jaunga, maafi!

Main: (muskurate hue) Arre, bolte reh.

Kevin: Acha, tera ass sabse acha hai, jab tu bathroom jati hai to main dekhta hoon. Teri chaal mein ass ka swing mujhe pasand hai, tere boobs perfect aur perky hai.

Maine neeche dekha, Kevin apna hard-on chhupa raha tha aur haath rakha hua tha, woh bola, “Yarr Priya, Sameer bohot lucky bastard hai, usse duniya ki sabse sundar ladki se cock suck karwane milta hai. Agar main hota to teri cunt aur ass din bhar chaatta.”

Main: (muskurate hue) OK Mr. Kevin, kaam pe wapas chalein?

Kevin: “Acha madam.” Usne apna cock adjust kiya aur chhupaya.

Main: “Well Kevin, main flattered hoon. Agar main single hoti to tujhe zaroor date karti.”

Kevin: “Par tu single nahi hai na, pata nahi main duniya ki sabse sundar aurat ke saath kaise kaam karun.”

Main ek minute sochne lagi. Mera usual sex intellect ka moment jab main dimaag se nahi, cunt se sochti hoon.

Main: Aaj raat meri panties dun kya?

Kevin: FUCK YES! SERIOUSLY!

Main uthi aur bathroom ki taraf chali gayi. Andar jaake pant utari, panties neeche kiye. Maine apni gandi panties ko dekha, soonga ki koi bura smell to nahi. Aur rahat mili ki butt stain nahi tha, par crotch pe pussy ka stain zaroor tha.

Main horny ho gayi, meri pussy din bhar se throbbing thi. Main deewar ke sahare khadi hui aur clit rub karne lagi. Kevin ke saath sochke maine tez rub kiya. Meri taangein kamzor pad gayi, pet ke muscles tight ho gaye.

Maine chillane se rokne ke liye haath muh pe dabaya jab ek bada orgasm aaya. Khadi hui, panties ko dekha aur pussy ko usse saaf kiya. Panties purse mein daali, pant pehni, desk pe wapas aayi aur chupke se uske haath mein panties de di.

Main: (muskurate hue) Lo, aaj maza karo.

Kevin bas muskura ke nod kiya aur panties bag mein daal di. Kuch minute baad woh pack up karke boss ke cabin gaya, wapas aaya aur bola ki aaj half-day le raha hai. Bag pe haath rakha jahan panties thi aur “Thank you” bolke chala gaya.

Agla din, Friday, subah se busy tha. Pehle aadhe din kaam mein doob gaye, jab chance mila to maine poocha, “To kal raat maza aaya?”

Kevin: “Hell yes! Main raat bhar nahi soya, mera dick bhi sore ho gaya.”

Main: Wapas de sakta hai please?

Kevin: (hairan) WHAT! Tu wapas chahti hai?

Main: Haan bhai, wapas chahiye, woh loan pe thi.

Woh udaas hoke bag se panties nikala aur wapas diya, woh cumm se stiff ho chuki thi. Maine bola, “Lagta hai kal raat tu bohot busy tha, hehe.”

Kevin: “Pata nahi Priya, yeh thoda sad hai aur main frustrated hoon. Teri panties soongke aur usme muth marna hi tujhe paane ke sabse kareeb hai. Main kabhi teri pussy, boobs ya kuch nahi dekh paunga.”

Hum dono ek doosre ko udaas dekhe, aur woh files mein ghus gaya. Kuch minute baad maine bola, “Kevin, mera ek idea hai.” Kevin excited bache ki tarah bola, “Kya?”

Main: Abhi bathroom jaun, yeh cumm-stained panty pehnu aur jo abhi pehni hai woh tujhe souvenir ke liye de dun?

Kevin: Tu sach mein yeh karegi mere liye?

Main turant bathroom gayi, stiff panty pehni, jo pehni thi woh purse mein daali. Iss baar smell ya butt stain check nahi kiya. Wapas aayi, Kevin ko dekha aur muskura di, woh samajh gaya.

Maine chupke se uska bag khola aur nayi panties daal di. Kaam ke baad Kevin ne mujhe coffee pe bulaya. Uski chehre pe frustrated, annoyed look thi. Maine poocha kya pareshan kar raha hai.

Usne bola, “Tera boyfriend, fiancé, husband, jo bhi kehti hai usse, main bas usse nafrat karta hoon, usse badla lena chahta hoon.”

Main: Tu jealous ho sakta hai par usse hate mat kar. Main Sameer se pyar karti hoon, woh meri zindagi ka sabse acha cheez hai. Usne tujhe kya kiya jo yeh gussa?

Kevin: Uske paas tu hai! Fucking lucky asshole!

Maine Kevin ko muskura ke bola, “Acha, Sameer aaj raat business trip pe ja raha hai. Agar tu usse badla lena chahta hai to raat 10 baje mere ghar aa sakta hai. Mujhe pata hai tu pervert hai, to aaj raat main teri bitch banungi—jo chahe kar le jab tak tu satisfy na ho jaye.”

Coffee khatam ki, main ghar gayi, pussy aur legs shave kiye, shower liya. Kapde pehen rahi thi ki doorbell baji. Clock dekha, 10 PM tha. Nervous hoke darwaza khola aur Kevin ko welcome kiya.

Woh andar aaya aur pehla sawal poocha, “Sameer tujhe kahan fuck karta hai?”
Mujhe pata tha woh serious hai. Maine bola, “Zyadatar bedroom mein.” Kevin ne bola, “Mujhe bedroom le chal.”

Hum dono saath baithe, Kevin ne mujhe bed pe dhakka diya. Main pillow ke sahare let gayi, taangein failayi jahan se panties dikh rahi thi, fir panties side karke pussy mein ungli daali.

Usko muskura ke dekha. Usne jeans kholi, neeche ki, boxers se cock nikala aur muth marne laga.

Kevin: Mujhe teri fiancé ke bed pe muth marna acha lagta hai jab uski hone wali biwi mujhe dekhti hai. Kya lagta hai, usse bura lagega?

Main: Hmm, usse zyada gussa tab aayega jab usse pata chalega ki main tera cock dekhke kitni gili aur horny ho rahi hoon. (Maine panties utari aur uski taraf phenki.) Kyun na tu uski hone wali biwi ki panties se apna bada cock marta?

Maine top utara, ab puri nangi thi. Ghumi, ass upar kiya, pussy mein aur ungli ki, aur taangon ke beech se usko muth marte dekha.

Kevin: Kya lagta hai, agar uski hone wali biwi uske bed pe mere cock ke paas apne lips laye to usse gussa aayega?

Main dheere se cat ki tarah uski taraf rengi, uska cock haath mein liya, muskura ke dekha aur jeebh uske cock pe upar-neeche chalane lagi. Fir muh mein daala aur sir upar-neeche kiya. Usne mujhe khada kiya, dono baahon se pakda, bed ke center mein phenka, khud baki kapde utare.

Kevin: Woh to gusse se pagal ho jayega yeh jaanke ki main uski hone wali biwi ko jamke chodne wala hoon.

Woh mere upar aaya, cock meri cunt mein daala aur zor se chodne laga. Meri siskiyan jaldi hi cheekh ban gayi. “OH FUCK, FUCK ME, FUCK ME,” Kevin grunted, usne mera sir pakda aur jor-jor se andar-bahar kiya.

“I’M GONNA CUM!!” main chillayi. Main cheekh rahi thi, usne cock bahar nikala, pussy ko tez rub kiya, maine upar squirt kiya. Usne muh meri pussy pe lagaya, sara cum choosa.

Fir cock wapas daala, chodne laga aur mera cum mere chehre pe thook diya.

Kevin: Ahh! Priya tu gandi randi, chahti hai main tera cum tere chehre pe thook dun?

Main: FUCK YES, KAR NA!

Kevin: Ab main apna cum tere muh mein daalunga.

Main: Ohh baby, mujhe tera cum mere muh mein chahiye.

Main khadi hui, mera muh uske cum se bhara tha.

Kevin: Ab Priya, mera cum uske pillow pe thook de.

Maine apne lips khole aur uska cum Sameer ke pillow pe behne diya. Fir usne mera sir dabaya aur mera chehra pillow pe ragad diya. Usne Sameer ki underwear drawer kholi, uske kuch boxer briefs nikale aur pehen liye.

Kevin: Mera cock uski underwear ko fill karta hai kya, baby?

Main: Hmm, sochun, sach bolun to tera cock usse kafi bada hai.

Achanak usne mujhe bola ki pet ke bal bed ke side pe let jaun. Main pet ke bal let gayi, sir bed ke kinare pe Rakha. Kevin ne Sameer ki underwear se apna cock bahar nikala aur mere muh mein daal diya.

Main uska cock choosti rahi, usne haath meri ass tak le gaya aur apni ungli meri gaand mein daal di. Woh meri gaand ko ungli se chodta raha jab main uska cock choos rahi thi, fir usne ungli bahar nikali aur mere muh mein daal di.

Kevin: Apni gaand ka taste pasand hai kya, baby?

Uske sawal ka jawab diye bina, main bas siskiyan leti rahi. Jab woh meri gaand mein ungli karta raha, mujhe taste karwata raha. Aur main uska cock choosti rahi. Fir woh bathroom mein chala gaya.

Kevin: Yeh uska toothbrush hai?

Main: (confused) Haan, ab kya karne wala hai?

Usne mere baal pakde aur mujhe bed se kheench liya, fir mujhe bed pe jhukaya, ek ungli meri gaand mein daali aur kaan mein bola, “Main uski hone wali biwi ki gaand marunga. Fir uss harami ke toothbrush pe cum karunga.”

Main ab puri tarah se turn on ho chuki thi. Usne ungli nikali aur uski jagah apna cock daal diya, kai minute tak meri gaand mein andar-bahar karta raha. Woh baar-baar poochta raha ki Sameer ka kya-kya hai.

Aur har cheez ko ganda karta gaya. Kevin ek jealous bache ki tarah badla le raha tha. Humne ghanton tak har possible position mein sex kiya, zyadatar mujhe ek gandi randi ki tarah treat kiya gaya.

Mujhe Kevin ke rough handle karne mein maza aaya pura raat. Aakhir mein humne safai ki, kapde pehne. Main Kevin ko darwaze tak chhodne gayi, ek akhiri kiss diya aur uske kaan mein bola, “Yeh ek baar ka deal tha bas!”

Us raat ke baad maine job chhod di aur Kevin se bachke rahi. Kuch mahine baad meri aur Sameer ki shaadi fix hui. Sameer ko pata tha ki Kevin mera mentor tha kaam pe, aur woh zid karta raha ki main use invite karun. Maine jitna ho saka usse bacha, par majboori mein ek invitation note bhej diya.

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