Ek gaon ki kahani – 5

Ek tha gaon jiska naam tha Laadpur, bahut hi chhota sa gaon tha bas 30-35 gharon ka basera tha.Kareeb 100/120 log rehte they us gaon mein.Gaon se 10km ki doori par hi shahar tha,magar shahar ke shor gul se pare tha.Bahut hi shaant aur khoobsurat gaon tha Laadpur. Wahan ke marad subah subah hi kaam pe nikal jaate the,kuch shahar ki taraf kuchh kheton ki taraf. Auratein ghar ka kaam kaaj karti. Gaanv mein hi ek chhota sa school tha jahan 7th tak padhaya jaata tha.Bas sabhi ladke ladkiyan 7th tak padhayi khatam kar chuke the.ab bas koi kaam dhanda to nahin tha bas aise hi ghoom ghaam kar din guzaarte they.

Usi gaon mein char dost rehete they, Dinu,Haria,Aslam aur Kallu.Chaaron 18/19 saal ke they aur jawani mein kadam rakh chukey they.Bas unke Dimaag mein 24 ghante sirf aurat aurat aurat hoti thi. Mammey,Choot,Gaand, lauda, chudai bas yahi sab unki zindagi ban gayi thi. Har ladki bas unhein ek chodne ki machine lagti thi bas aur kuchh nahin,woh chudai ke liye itna taras rahe they ki unhein apni maa,behen,bhabhi ke baare mein bhi gandi gandi baatein karne mein bhi unhein koi sharam nahin aati thi.Kabhi kabhi shahar jaakar film dekhna aur wahan se gandi gandi kahaniyan aur tasweeron wali kitaabein khareedna inka shauq tha

Ek Din aise hi jhaadiyon mein baithkar ,lauda langoti mein se haath mein leke muthh maarte hue batiya rahe they yeh chaaron chodu yaar. Aslam:”Abey saalon,kal jo dekhi thi “JISM” kasam se kya picture thi, Bipasha ka toh deewana ho gaya hoon yaar”

Haria:”Haan re aslam sahi kehta hai, uss madarchod John ki toh nikal padi,kaise usey samandar ke paas neeche sula ke uske laude ko choot mein lekar ghot ti hai,mera toh Lauda tann ke bamboo ho gaya tha” Kallu:”Haria,Tera toh lauda tann ke bamboo ho gaya tha magar mera toh us chinaar ke jalwe dekhkar wahin pani nikal gaya,aaahhh”

Dinu:”Kallu, meri haalat toh mat pooch, mera toh dil kiya ki main parde mein ghus jaaon aur us raand bipasha ki chaddi cheer ke uski choot aur gaand chaat loon”

Aslam:”Kya choot hogi us suarni ki,kaali kaali jhaanton se bhari, ras tapkaati mmm sochkar hi mere munh mein paani aa raha hai”

Kallu:”Tujhe kaise pata ke uski choot jhaanton se bhari hogi?”

Haria: “abey chodumal,woh bangalan hai, aur jahan tak maine suna hai bengal ki auratein choot ki,gaand ki aur bagal ke baal nahin kaat ti. Jhaanton ki madad se woh mardon ko rijhaati hain”

Kallu: “Iska matlab Rani mukherjee ki bagal,choot aur gaand mein bhi jhaantein hongi. Haay main mar jaaooon ek baar Darshan ho jaye Rani ki gaand ki toh bas main ganga naha loon”.

Dinu: “haan yaar, mujhe bhi choot aur gaand pe baalon wali auratein bahut pasand hain, baalon kiwajah se paseena Zyada aata hai aur uski badboo mujhe pagal kar deti hai.Bipasha ki kaali gaand mein bhi baal honge, woh baal kitne khush kismat hain ke unhe 24 ghante Bipasha ki gaand sungne aur chaatne ka mauka milta hai.Kaash main bhi bipasha ki gaand ka ek baal hota”

Aslam: “dinu, kaali gaand toh teri maa ki bhi hai, saali subah subha jab paani bharne ati hai toh kya gaand matka matka ke chalti hai.kya tune dekhi hai kabhi apni maa ki gaand”

Dinu: “haan ek baar dekhi thi, jab main kheton mein gaya tha.maa sandaas kar ke gaand dho rahi thi.Main jhaadiyon mein chhupke dekh raha tha. Bahut hi pyaari hai meri maa ki gaand, baal they ya nahin dekh nahin paya magar gaand toh bahut pyari lagi mujhe.Maine phir bahut baar koshish ki ma ko sandaas karte hue dekhne ki par maa aisi jagah baithti thi ke dekhna mushkil hota tha.”

Aslam: “dinu, kaali gaand toh teri maa ki bhi hai, saali subah subha jab paani bharne ati hai toh kya gaand matka matka ke chalti hai.kya tune dekhi hai kabhi apni maa ki gaand”

Dinu: “haan ek baar dekhi thi, jab main kheton mein gaya tha.maa sandaas kar ke gaand dho rahi thi.Main jhaadiyon mein chhupke dekh raha tha. Bahut hi pyaari hai meri maa ki gaand, baal they ya nahin dekh nahin paya magar gaand toh bahut pyari lagi mujhe.Maine phir bahut baar koshish ki ma ko sandaas karte hue dekhne ki par maa aisi jagah baithti thi ke dekhna mushkil hota tha.”

Kallu: “Dinu,Teri behen Kajri ke bhi mamme nikal aaye hain,saali siirf chaudah saal ki hai magar mamme jaise koi chudi chudai randi ke hon.”

Haria: “Haan re dinu teri behen kajri ko to bahut chodne ka man karta hai, uski kunwari choot ki khushboo kya hogi. Choot to bahut kasi hui hogi teri behen kajri ki.aur gaand ki to kya kehne.Us saanwli si gaand mein munh maarne ko jee kar raha hai. Meri shaadi karwa dena re uske saath, mera saala ban jaa”

Dinu: ” Saale shaadi toh main khud apni behen kajri aur maa ke saath karna chahta hoon taake zindagi bhar unki Chhot aur gaand mein munh aur lauda maar sakun.gar main unko chodne mein kamyaab raha toh tum sab logon ko bhi chodne dunga.”

Aslam: “Theek hai re Dinu bharosa hai tujhpe,pehle tu chod le phir humsab milke ek din teri maa behen ko chodenge.”

Kallu: “Haria teri badi behen Asha ka kya hua ,uske liye koi rishta aaya tha na, kya pakka ho gaya?”

Haria: “arey kahan,us behen chod ko 50 Hazaar rokda, Scooter aur Tv dahej mein chahiye tha,hamaari itni haisiyat kahan,baapu toh kisi tarah shahar mein kaam karke ghar chala rahe hain.”

Aslam: “Saala jaane de,akal ghaas charne gayi thi uski aur Lund to tha hi nahin us bhadwe ka, jo teri behen asha se shaadi karne ke liye dahej maanga,agar main hota na asha Jaisi raand kutiya ki choot aur gaand ke liye Khud paise deke shaadi karta.”

Kallu: ‘Haan re Aslam sahi kehta hai,asha kya phataka hai,Chehra ekdum sonali bendre,mamme amisha patel,Gaand ekdum kareena kapoor ke jaisi,kamar shilpa shetty, bas rang hi thoda saanwla(wheatish dark) hai.Mgar ek number ki raand dikhti hai,aisa lagta hai uske chehre se ek lucd ko taras rahi hai.”

Dinu: “Haan re haria,itni chinnar behen jiski umar dhalte jaa rahi hai, bina Lund ke kaise guzaara karti hai. Kya uski choot aur gand mein lund ke liye khujli nahin hoti.”

Haria: “Hoti hogi magar bechaari kya kare bhari jawani bekaar ja rahi hai,choot sookh rahi hai aur mamme dheele pad rahe hain,par kya kare agar koi rishta na aaye.”

Aslam: “Arey aise mein hi toh bhai kaam aata hai, Tu apni behen ko pata kyun nahin leta.Tujhe choot aur gaand chahiye aur teri asha ko Lauda. Bas ghar ki baat ghar mein hi rahegi.mujhe lagta hai agar tu zara koshish karega na toh apni behen ki choot mein lauda pel sakta hai. Agar tera lauda kam pad jaaye na toh hum sab hain na teri behen ki choot aur gaand ki khujli mitane ke liye.”

Haria: “Lagat hai tum log theek keh rahe ho, Bahut baar asha ko kapde badalte bhi dekha hai maine, bahut hi mast maal hai, filmon ki saari heroinein bhi gaand chatengi uske saamne. Magar sagi behen ko chodna paap hai yeh sohkar main chup raha, par ab lagta hai uski choot aur gaand mein lauda pelne ka waq aagaya.main aaj se hi koshish shuru karta hoon”

Aslam: “sach mein yaar in maa behnon ne to gaand aur laude mein dum kar rakha hai,ab meri baat le lo jab se mera baap mara hai meri maa aur sauteli maa ke jhagde sun sun ke Lund pagal ho jata hai”

Kallu: “Woh kaise”

Aslam: “jhagadte jhagadte aise aise gande gande galiyan deti hai ke ab kya bataun, Jaise ke meri ma kehti hai,”raand saali apni choot ke jalwe dikhake mere shohar ko apni jaal mein phansa liye,teri choot mein kutte ka lauda ,teri gaand mein saand ka moosal.” tab meri sauteli maa kehti hai “chup ho jaa suarni, teri choot aur gaand mein dum nahin tha isliye woh madarchod meri choot ko soonghta hua meri gaand marne aaya, magar haay meri kismat shaadi ke do saal mein hi mar gaya ab bata meri choot aur gaand kaun maarega tera baap,”yeh sab sunke mera to lauda aise tann jaata hai ke jee karta hai dono raandon ko wahin lita ke Chod daalun.”

Aslam ke munh se yeh sab sunke aur uski chinaar maaon ke baare mein sochke Chaaron ne Laude se apna apna paani nikaal diya.

Dinu: “Aslam,Hamari toh tere munh se sunke hi fanfana ke lund se paani nikal gaya, ab hum samajh sakte hain ke yeh sab galiyan un bhosdiyon ke munh se sunke tera kya haal hua hoga.”

Haria: “Aslam tu sab ko gaand maarne ko kehta hai magar tu kyun nahin maarta,teri sauteli maa to chudne ke liye hamesha taiyaar lagti hai woh khushi khushi apne sautele bete ka lund ghotegi, chal der mat kar. Aaj se tu bhi lag jaa apni maa ko patane mein.’

Kallu: “Tum sab logon ki baatein sun ke bahut khushi bhi hui magar dukh bhi hua, kaash mera bhi koi apna hota,koi maa behen,bhabhi, mausi ya koi bhi toh main bhi unko chodta magar mera to iss duniya mein koi nahin hai, main to anath hoon,Jaane kis raand ki aulaad hoon ,kis bhadwe ka beej hoon.”

Sab ne kaha,”arey kallu tu kyun udaas hota hai, hum sab ki maa behenein teri bhi maa behenein hain,agar hum kabhi unko chod paaye to tu bhi zarur chod lena unko. Har aurat jisko hum chodenge usey tujhse bhi zarur chudwayenge, jawaani ka har mazaa hum saath saath lutenge re randi ki aul;ad,kyun fikar karta hai, Chal ab chalte hain bhookh lagi hai. Zara pet ki pooja karke phir baithte hain.”

Usi gaaon mein dusri taraf…

Kajri: “asha didi mujhe Kahan le jaa rahi ho, Lajjo tu toh bata hum sab kahan jaa rahe hain?”

Asha : “tu chal na chup chaap, zyada pooch mat, jahan bhi jaa rahe hain bahut mazaa aayega”

Lajjo: “Haan re kajri, dekh ab hum tujhe kya mazaa dilate hain!!”

Kareeb 10 min. Ke baad , woh teeno ladkiyan ek jhopde ke paas aayin, yeh jhopdi gaanv se ekdum alag tha, magar phir bhi gaanv ka hi hissa tha. Kajri kabhi is taraf nahin aayi thi,usey pata bhi nahin tha ke yahaan koi jhopdi bhi hai.

Kajri: “Kiski jhopdi hai yeh asha, kaun rehta hai yahan pe?”

Asha: “sab pata chalega tu chal to sahi”

Kajri ne dekha ke Darwaza khatkhatane par ek sundar si mahila ne darwaza khola,30/32 saal ki hogi,safed saari pehne hue thi,

Asha :”Pooja bhabhi, bahut der lagadi darwaza kholne mein”

Pooja bhabhi: “Haan re zara aankh lag gayi thi, isilye der ho gayi aao andar aao”

Kadi dhoop mein aayi thi isiliye pehle sab ko Pooja bhabhi ne paani pilaya.

Pooja bhabhi: “Kaho asha yeh kise saath layi ho apne saath”

Asha: “Bhabhi maine kaha tha na aapse hamari ek aur saheli hai kajri, yahi hai woh hamaari Pyaari kajri”

Kajri ko kuchh samajh nahin aa raha tha ke yeh pooja Bhabhi kaun hai aur Lajjo aur asha usey yahan kyun laaye hain.

Kajri: “asha, bata na yeh sab kya hai, hum yahan kyun aayen hain”

Pooja Bhabhi: “arey tum ladkiyon ne kajri ko mere baare mein kuchh nahin batay?”

Lajjo: “Batane hi toh laye hain yahan,bhabhi”

Asha: “Kajri yeh pooja bhabhi hain, tumhein malum hai na Lajjo ke bhaiya jagan ne shahar ki ek ladki se Prem vivaah kiya tha,tab gaanv walon ne unhein yeh kehkar gaanv se nikaal diya ke us ladki ki jaat paat gaanv ki parampara se mel nahin khaati. Phir kuchh dinon baad Jagan bhaiya ki kisi beemari ki wajah se maut ho gayi , yeh pooja bhabhi unhi jagan bhaiya ki patni hain. Ab yahan akeli rehti hain gaanv se door. Ek din aise hi ghoomte hue raasta bhatak gaye the hum toh Pooja Bhabhi ne humein sahi raasta bataya,is tarah hamari unse dosti ho gayi. Ab pooja bhabhi hamari pakki saheli ban gayi hain aur hum dono ko bhbhine bahut sikhaya hai zindagi ke baare mein, kyun Bhabhi hai na!!”

Pooja bhabhi; “arey haan ri meri pyari asha”, ek shararat bhari muskurahat se boli.

Lajjo: “kajri ko bhi hamare saath milalenge bhabhi,isey bhi sab kuchh sikhayenge”

Kajri: “Meri toh kuch samajh nahin aa raha hai”

Asha: “Tu aaj subah keh rahi thi na ke teri choot mein khujli ho rahi hai, hum teri woh khujli mitane yahan aaye hain”

Pooja Bhabhi: “asha ne bataya ke tumhari mahwari abhi kuchh din pehle hi shuru hui hai, iska matlab hai tumhari umar ho gayi hai ab Choot aur lund ka khel khelne ki, yehjo khujli ho rahi hain teri choot mein yeh koi mamuli khujli nahin hai, yeh jawani ki khujli hai, tujhe chudas lagi hai, Teri choot ek lund maang rahi hai, teri choot chudna chahti hai, jab mard ka lund aurat ki choot mein jaata hai na usey chudai kehte hain”

Itne mein Kajri ne dekha ke asha aur lajjo ekdusre munh mein munh daal kar honth choos rahe they, aur gale milkar ek dusre ki chhati ragad rahe they. Yeh nazaara dekhkar kajri ki choot mein khujli phir se shuru ho gayi,aur uska haath apne aap hi uski choot ke pass chali gayi.

Pooja bhabhi: “Ruko main karti hoon, main sehlaati hoon tumhari choot,pehle zara nange ho jayen”

Kehte hue pooja bhabhi ne kajri ke kapde utaarne shuru kardiye.

Kajri: “Mujhe sharam aa rahi hai,bhabhi chhod dijiye mujhe”

Asha: “Kajri jo bhabhi kehti kar do,kasam se bada mazaa ayega. Kapde utaar de, dekh hum bhi utaa rahe hain”

Jhat se asha aur lajjo ne apne apne kapde utaar diye aur phir lag gaye munh choosne mein.Dheere dheere Pooja bhabhi ne Kajri ke saare kapde utaar diye. Kajri ka dil bahut zor Zor se dhadak raha tha, 18 saal ki uski zindagi mein kabhi bhi itni hulchul nahin hui thi uske jism mein.Pooja bhabhi ne Kajri ke honthon ko apne honthon se chumna shuru kiya. Apni jeebh ahiste ahiste uski mulayam auur chhote se munh mein dall diya aur uski zabaan choosne lagi.Kajri ko bahut mazaa aaraha tha.Ek ajeeb si khushi uske shareer mein daudne lagi.Uska poora badan jaise lohe ki tarah garam ho gaya tha.Woh bhi Pooja bhabhi ka saath dene lagi aur Pooja bhabhi ki jeebh choosne lagi.Pooja bhabhi uske honthon ka ras peete hue ek haath se uski nayee nayee ubhri hui Joban ko masal rahi thi. Bahut kam umr mein hi Kajri ke mamme bahut bade ho gaye they.pooja bhabhi kajri ke nipplon ko marod marod kar Mammey masal rahi thi, woh bechaari chup chup Pooja bhabhi ka munh choos rahi thi aur apna Joban masalwa rahithi. Itna mazaa uski Zindagi mein kabhi nahin aaya tha.Ab Pooja bhabhi Kajri gol gol mammon ko munh mein leke choosne lagi.

Kajri: “Haan Bhabhi,bahut achcha lag raha hai aur chooso aur chooso, masal do in mammon ko, kaat ke kha jaao”

Kajri ki choot mein ek aag si lag gayi thi, aisi jalan aisi tadap aisi pyaas usne kabhi mehsoos nahin ki.Woh zor zor se choot sehlane lagi.Beech mein usne asha aur lajjo ki taraf dekhajo dekha woh dekh kar toh hairan reh gayi, lajjo asha ki munh pe baithi thi, aur asha uski choot chaat rahi thi.

Lajjo: “Chaat meri choot chaat raand saali, din bhar se choot laar tapka rahi hai, chaat aur chaat, jeebh aur andar daal de meri choot mein saara ras pee ja, chaat bhosadchodi chaat meri choot chaat aur apni jeebh se meri choot chod.aaaahhh mmmm aur chaat.”

Kajri apni aankhen phaad ke dekh rahi thi yeh sab, usne kabhi nahin socha tha ke choot jaisi gandi cheez pe bhi koi munh lagata hai, magar jo woh dekh rahi thi uske hosh udaa rahi thi.

Kajri: “Aaahh bhabhi, yeh main kya dekh rahi hoon asha lajjo ki choot chaat rahi hai, Choot jismein se peshaab nikalti hai, mahwari ka ganda khoon nikalta hai,aisi gandi jagah ko aise chaat rahi hai jaise is se swadisht cheez aur kuchh nahin hai.meri samajh mein kuch nahin aa rha hai”

Pooja Bhabhi: “Arey chudai mein kuchh bhi ganda nahin hota hai aur toh aur chudai jitna ganda kaam karo utna zyada mazaa ata hai.abhi tune dekha hi kya hai,sirf ek ladki dusre ladki ki choot chaat rahi hai abhi toh aur bahut kuchh ganda dekhna aur karna hai.Dekh ab main teri choot choosti hoon,phir dekh kaisa mazaa aaata hai”

Pooja Bhabhi: “Arey chudai mein kuchh bhi ganda nahin hota hai aur toh aur chudai jitna ganda kaam karo utna zyada mazaa ata hai.abhi tune dekha hi kya hai,sirf ek ladki dusre ladki ki choot chaat rahi hai abhi toh aur bahut kuchh ganda dekhna aur karna hai.

Dekh ab main teri choot choosti hoon,phir dekh kaisa mazaa aaata hai”

Jaise hi Pooja Bhabhi ki jeebh Kajri ki choot pe padi,mano jaise current daud gaya kajri ke jism mein,ab tak jo sukh paaya woh sab kuchh is sukh ke muqable pheeka lag raha tha. Itna sukh bhi hai zindagi mein yeh kabhi socha nahin tha kajri ne, Zindagi itni haseeen hai usey kabhi nahin laga tha. Phir pooja bhabhi ne apni do ungliyan us kunwari ki choot mein daal di aur uski choot chodne lagi,Bas phir kya tha Kari ne aisi aisi aaawazein nikaalni shuru ki ke wahan ka mahaul bilkul rangeen ho gaya.Kajri aise laga jaise woh seedhe jannat mein pahaunch gayi.

Kajri: “Aaah pooja bhabhi, yeh kya kar rahi ho, itna sukh toh maine kabhi nahin mehsoos kiya, aaaahhh main mar jaaoooungi sukh se aur chaato Bhabhi zor zor se chaato, Meri choot mein ungli karo na Bhabhi ,ab bardasht nahin ho raha hai kuchh nikal raha hai bhabhi kuchh nikal raha hai meri choot se, aaahhh aaaahhh main mar gayii aaah”

Aur phir Kajri ne apna pehla pani nikala apni choot se. Pooja Bhabhi ne saara ka saara ras pee liya.

Kajri: “shukriya Bhabhi, main bata nahin sakti ke aaj maine kya paaya hai, itni khushi aur itni shanti kabhi nahin mili. Aahhh Bhabhi tum mahaan ho”

Wahan Asha aur lajjo ne bhi apna apna paani nikaal diya tha. Ab chaaron raandein nangi padi thi.

Asha: “Didi koi film ho to lagao,ek tumhara hi to ghar hai jahan hum filmein dekh sakte hain”

Lajjo: “haan didi pehle koi hindi film lagao, phir ek achchi si Blue fillum bhi ho jaye”

Pooja Bhabhi ne Sab ko ek ek baingan diya,

Pooja bhabhi: “yeh lo kajri,yeh baingan tum apni choot mein daalkar andar baahar karo, bahut mazaa aayega”

Phir pooja bhabhi ne ek Cd daali, Cd gaano ki thi.

Pehla gaana film “Jism” se tha.

Asha: “Kya mast Gaana hai bhabhi, meri to choot behne lagti hai jab main John ko dekhti hoon toh,aahh kya gatheela shareer hai uska. Aur behen chod ki gaand bhi badi mast hai. Jee mein aata hai ke gaand chaat loon saale ki. Iske shareer ke neeche masal na jaye woh jawani bekaar hai.Pata nahin saale ka lund kaisa hoga magar lagta hai ke zabardast hai, haaye kitni naseebwali hai yeh chinaar bipasha, jo apni choot aur gaand mein John ka lund leti hai. Haye john jaisa mard mil jaye na main toh uski raand ban ke reh lungi,bas mujhe kuchh nahin chaiye bas teen waqt ki choot aur gaand ki chudai ho jaye john ke Laude se. Aahh uske laude ka ras kitna swadisht hoga. Main toh hamesha usey apne munh mein hi jhadaungi aur uska saara ras pee jaun. Arey Joh jaisa koi mil jaye to uska moot bhi peelungi.aaahh john meri gaand chod ke jaa madarchod aaaahhh!!”

Kehte kehte asha apni gaand ko baingan se chod rahi thi.

Doosra gaana Salman film “Pyaar kiya oh darna kya” se tha ..

Lajjo: “John bahut mast hai lekin mere gaandu raja salman ke saamne kcuhh bhi nahin, dekh saale ki body dekh kitni tight aur mast hai, haaye nanga kya achcha lagta hai, haay yeh pant bhi utaar de re mere raja, mujhe apna lund dikha, kitna bada hoga tera lund,tera lauda main apne munh mein lena chahti hoon, tter lund se apna munh chudwana chahti hoon,tere lund ka swaad chakha de,meri choot aur gaand tere lund ke liye tadap rahe hain. Jaise tune aishwarya ki gaand aur choot ek kar di thi apne iss hullabi lund se, aur jaise abhi tu katrina ki gaand maar raha hai,waise hi zara meri choot ko bhi chakha de iska swaad, aahhh meri gaand ko bhi zara apna lund khila de Salman main teri ghulam ban ke rahungi,tear moot piyungi,teri gaand chatungi, apne pet mein tere bachche palungi, Ladki hui toh tu chod lena ladka hua toh usey teri tarah bada karke main chod lungi,Dekh saale ki gaand bhi kitni achchi hai, jee mein aata hai ke uski gaand mein ungli karun aur phir usey bahar nikaal ke chaat loon,”

Kajri to ek dum pagal ho gayi thi, itni gandi gandi baatein usne apni poori zindagi mein kabhi nahin suni thi. Aur usey tajjub yeh ho raha tha ke yeh sab sun na usey achcha lag raha tha aur uski choot phir machalne lagi thi.Yeh ladkiyan bilkul raandon ki tarah baatein kar rahi hi,itni besharm bhi koi ho sakta hai yeh Kajri ne kabhi nahin socha tha.Uske mann mein bhi ab chudai ki pyaas jaagen lagi thi, Lund ki zarurat mehsus ho rahi thi.

Asha: “Koi chudai ki film lagao na bhabhi”

Lajjo ne Gaand mein ungli karte hue kaha: “Haan Didi koi Zabardast chudai ki film lagao, bahut hi gandi film honi chahiye, mast mast laude wali film lagoa na bhabhi”

Pooja: “Yeh lo ,cd kal hi mili hai, zabardast hai film, Lo dekh dekh ke muth maaro”

Phir pooja bhabhi ne Ek cd daali. Film shuru hote hi ek kamsin ladki ko do mushtandon ka lauda choos rahi thi, un laudon ko apni thook se geela kar kar ke choos rahi thi. Phir ek ne apni gaand us ladki ki taraf kar di aur phir woh ladki uski gaand mein apni naak daalke uski gaand ki badboo sunghne lagi aur phir apni jeebh uski gaand mein daalke, gaand chaatne lagi.

Kajri: “yeh kya hai bhabhi, woh ladki us marad ki gaand sungh rahi hai, uski gaand chaat rahi hai, Bhabhi woh uski sandaas karne wali chhed ko kyun chaat rahi hai, yeh toh bahut hi ganda kaam kar rahi hai, jab Asha aur Lajjo ne gaand chaatne ki baat kahi toh maine samjha ke yun hi keh rahi hain magar yeh ladki toh sachmuch uski gaand chaat rahi hai, itni gandi jagah koi kaise chaat sakta hai”

Pooja bhabhi: “abhi kucch der pehle maine kya kaha tha, ke chudai karte waqt koi bhi cheez gandi ya buri nahin hoti, Hamare is shareer ko bhagwan ne banaya hai aur yeh gaand bhi bhagwan ki den hai,aur Bhagwan ki banayi koi bhi cheez gandi ya buri nahin ho sakti, hai na!! To phir agar woh ladki uski gaand chaat ti hai toh isme bura kya hai, Dekho woh ladka kitna sukh le raha hai jab woh ladki uski gaand chaat rahi, Aur chudai mein jitna ghinona aur ganda kaam karo chudai mein utna hi mazaa aata hai.aur ladki ko bhi utna hi mazaa milta hai jab koi uski gaand chat ta hai”

Asha: “haan re , gaand chatai mein bahut mazaa hai, maine Lajjo aur pooja bhabhi ki gaand chati hai sachmuch itna mazaa aaya main bata nahin sakti, jab gaand se gandi gandi baas aati hai, aur jab apni jeebh gaand mein jati hai toh choot mein ek aisi khujli uthti hai ke bas sukh ke maare jaan nikal jaati hai, aur jab koi meri gaand chat ta hai toh yun lagta hai ke aamsaan mein ud rahi hun,pooja bhabhi zara Kajri ki gaand toh chaato”

Pooja bhabhi ne phir kajri ko ghutnon ke bal kutiya bana diya aur dheere dheere uski chhotisi gaand ki chhed mein apni jeebh daal di aur gol gol uski chhed pe pherne lagi, Kajri ko aisa nasha chha raha tha ke maze ke maare behosh ho rahi thi, usne kabhi Zindagi mein nahin socha tha ke apne hi shareer mein itna anand aur sukh chhupa hai. Woh apni choot ko barabar sehla rahi thi aur Bharpur maze le rahi thi apni Jawani ki.Jis gaand ko haath lagana bhi woh ganda samajhti thi, aaj usi gandi gaand ko koi apni jeebh daal ke choos raha hai.

Kajri: “pooja Bhabhi, bahut mazaa aaraha hai,aap rukiye may chat te rahiye,pleease aur jeebh ko andar daaliye eri gaand ke andar, aur andar,aaahhh aaahhhh mazaa aaraha hai, bahut achcha lag raha hai, main mar jaungi aur chatiye bhabhi”

Ab bhabhi ne gaand ko choosna shuru kar diya, aisa lag raha tha ke woh Kajri ki gaand ke andar ka saara maal apne munh se choos ke bahar nikaal degi.

Kajri: “Bhabhi yeh aap kya kar rahi hain, choosiye mat agar kuch ganda nikal aaya meri gaand se toh aap phir m,eri gaand ko kabhi munh nahin lagayengi,choosiye mat bhabhi, mujhe lag raha hai kuchh nikalne wala hai bhabhi ,bhagwan ke liye ruk jayiye”

Jiska Darr tha kajri ko wohi hua, ek dhamakedaar badboodaar paad kajri ki gaand se nikla aur saare kamre mein uski badboo phail gayi, sab ek dum se ruk gaye aur kamre mein sannata chha gaya,Sab ne kajri ki taraf gusse se dekha,Kajri sharam ke maare bhabhi,asha aur lajjo se nazar bhi nahin mila paa rahi thi, phir achanak sab ne zor zor se hansna shuru kar diya. Kajri hairaan ho gayi, ke itni badboodaar paad maine bhabhi ke chehre pe chod diya aur uski badboo saare kamre ko badboodaar kar diya, magar phir bhi sab hans kyun rahe hain.

Asha: “Arey kajri, sharmane ki zarurat nahin hai,bhabhi ne jaanboojh kar tumhari gaand ko itni zor zor se choosa ke tum paado,bhabhi ko Paad sunghna bahut achcha lagta hai. Woh hameshaa hamari paad sunghti hain, aur ab toh hamein bhi paad sunghna bahut achcha lagta hai.

Pooja bhabhi: “Arey haan kajri mujhe paad sunghna bahut achcha lagta hai aur jab woh paad tujh jaisi kamsin aur khubsurat ladki ki gaand se nikla toh aur bhi mazedaar agta hai, teri paad sachmuch hi bahut khushboodaar hai Kari, mujhe toh aur sunghni hai teri paad, aur paado kajri aur badboodaar hawa nikalo apni gaand se”

Kehte hue bhabhi phir kajri ki gaand choosne lag gayi.

Phir Scene badla screen pe aur ab dono ladke us chhoti si ladki ki Choot aur gaand mein apna lauda pel diya.Woh ladki dard ke maare cheekh rahi thi magar woh uchcal kar chuda rahi thi.

Asha: “koi hamein bhi itni berahami se chode, saale gaaon mein itne haraami hai magar koi bhi lund is choot mein nahin liya.aaahh aaahh kya chod raha hai behen chod us chinaar ki choot, haay mujhe bhi koi aisa lauda mil jaye aur meri banjar choot mein barsaat kar de toh meri zindagi ban jaye.”

Lajjo: “Mujhe toh aisa ek lauda apni gaand mein chahiye, mujhe zaara gaand ki khjuli zyada hai. Aaaahhhh koi aake mujhe chode koi toh aake mujhe, aaahhhh ab sahi nahin jaati yeh jawani ki khujli aaa hhhh kya moosal hai madarchod ka, agar meri gaand mein chali jaye toh meri tatti bhi chud jayegi, meri gaand phawa lungi magar aisa lauda ek dilwa de bhagwan”

Phir us ladki ne apna munh khola toh dono ladkon ne apne laudon ka chodan ras uske munh mein udel diya.Kajri ko samajh nahi aaya ke yeh kya ras hai toh usne pooch daala,

Kajri: “bhabhi yeh kya ras hai, safed safed sa jo unke lund mein se nikla hai, moot toh nahin lagta hai, phir yeh kya hai”

Pooja bhabhi: “Arey yahi toh woh ras jis se tum bani ho, main bani hoon, asha aur lajjo bane hain, yeh ras jab ek marad aurat kki choot mein daalta hai toh woh aurat maa banti hai, yahi woh ras hai jo hamare jeevan ka mool hai, agar yeh ras nahin hota toh na tum hoti na main hoti.”

Kajri: “toh yeh ladki isey apni choot mein lene ki bajaay munh mein kyun le rahi hai:

Pooja bhabhi: “Kajri, is ras ko munh mein lekar peene mein bhi bahut mazaa aata hai, marad aurat se tabhi pyaar karta hai jab tum uski har cheez ko apna banao, aur uske laude ka ras agar tum piyogi toh woh tumhara deewana ho jayega.”

Kajri: “magar kya woh ras achcha hoga chakhne mein?”

Pooja Bhabhi: “Pehle baar shayad utna achcha nahin lage magar phir baad mein bahut achcha lagega, bas aise jee karega ke tumhein duniya ke har marad ka ras peena hai. Aur yaad rakho tumhein woh har cheez karni jo ek marad tumse chudai ke waqt kahega, kyunke har marad tumhara bhagwan hai, uske lauda se chudna hi tumhari zindagi ka maqsad hai, uske laude se chudne ke liye tumhein kuchh bhi karna pade, karo sharmao mat, besharm hokar woh har gandi cheez karo ji se tumhare marad ko khushi aur sukh mile.zarurat pade toh uska lauda chooso, uski gaand chaato, khoob choot chudwao, dard ki parwah na karte hue gaand marao,agar woh kahe toh uska moot bhi piyo, uski gaand jki badboo bhi soongho, khul ke chudai ka anand do, ismein tumhein bhi bahut mazaa aayega.”

Asha: “Yeh sab toh ham log karne ke liye kanse tadap rahe hain bhabhi, magar koi milta hi nahin, gaaon mein bahut se ladke hain jinse hum chudwanan chahte hain magar badnaami se darr lagta hai agar, bapu aur haria ko pata chal gaya to woh meri gaand phod denge. Aur yeh nikammi shaadi bhi nahin ho rahi hai, jo koi bhi aata hai saala dahej maangta hai aur bapu toh dahej dene se rahe,ab batao main kya karun. Main toh loole,langde,andhe, behre se bhi shaadi karne ko taiyaar hoon ,bas uska lund tagda hona chahiye.

Haaai bhabhi ab saha nahin jaata yeh jawani ka dar, 22 saal toh ho gaye hain ab aur kitna intezaar karna padega.”

Lajjo: “haan Bhabhi, ab yeh choot aur gaand hamare baas mein nahin hai, ek marad ke laude ke bagair ab inka rhna mumkin nahin hai, jaldi kuchh karo bhabhi koi lund ka bandobast karo.”

Kajri ko bhi ab lund ki zarrorat ka ehsaas hone laga, “haan bhabhi mujhe bhi ki upaay batao is khujli ka main kya karun”

Pooja bhabhi: “dekh asha, main ek batati hoon bura toh nahin manegi na?”

Asha: “Kya bhabhi,kya kabhi maine aapki koi baat ka bura maana hai”

Pooja bhabhi: “Agar tu apne joban ka dard aur jawani ki pyaas aur nahin sehna chahati toh chudwa le.”

Asha: “chudwana toh main bhi chahati hoon,magar kis se”

Pooja bhabhi: “arey tera gabru jawaan bhai haria hai na, us se apni choot aur gaand mein uska lund pelwa le”

Asha: “Kyaaaaa???”

Pooja Bhabhi: “Jo main kehti hoon , usey dhyaan se sun, mujhe pata chala hai ke, tere bhai aur uske doston ko bhi jawani ke keede ne kaat liya hai aur woh bhi ek aurat ki choot aur gaand ke liye tadap rahe hain. Agar tu thodi si himmat dikhayegi na toh tujhe ghar mein hi lund ka mazaa mil jayega. Dekh agar tu ghar mein hi chudwa legi na, toh kisiko pata bhi nahin chalega aur ghar ki baat ghar mein hi rahegi, jab tak teri shaadi nahin hoti tu khoob khoob apni choot aur gaand chudwa aopne bhai se, woh bhi jawaan hai,bhooka hai, tum dono ki jodi jam jayegi.”

Asha ko bhi bhabhi ki baat jamne lagi, usne socha bhabhi jo kehti hai theek kehti hai, is se behtar raasta apni khujli mitane ka aur kuchh nahin hai.

Asha: “Pooja bhabhi baat toh tumhari theek hai par, khud apne sage bhai se choot aur gaand marwana paap hai na didi, agar logon ko pata chalega toh kya kahenge”

Pooja bhabhi: “Tu kya dhol peetke sab ko batayegi ki “main woh chinaar hoon jo apne sage bhai se gannd marwa rahi hoon.” arey jo kuchh bhi hoga chaar deewari ke andar hoga. Tu bas aaj se hi kaam pe lag jaa.”

Asha: “Theek hai ,bhabhi magar bapu ko pata chal gaya tab kya hoga, woh to hum dono ko maar hi daalenge.”

Pooja bhabhi: “Maine suna hai tera baap bahut hi chodu aadmi hai, shara jaakar wahan ki randiyon ko khoob chodta hai, agar tu usey pata legi toh ghar mein hi usey ek jawan randi apni hi beti mein milegi jo phukat mein hi us se apni choot aur gaand marwa legi.Kyun kya kehti hai, theek hai na.”

Asha: “Pooja bhabhi tum toh kamal ho, bas ab toh main tumko bhaichod aur baapdchod ban ne ke baad hi milne aaungi. Ab main aisi raaand ban jaungi apne baap aur bhai ke liye ke tum dekhna. Bhabhi janti ho jab main apne bhai aur bapu ke kapde dhoti hoon, toh maine dekha hai k unke chaddi mein kai safed safed se daag milte hain, maine toh kai baar un dhabbon ko chaata hai, aur unke gaand ki badboo bhi bahut mast hai, magar kabhi unko chodne ka khayaal nahin aaya, magar tumhari salah ke baad mujhe lagata hai ke itne din maine chup ke barbaad kar diye, aaj se main bas isi koshish mein rahuni ke apne baap aur bhai le laude apni gaand,choot aur munh mein loon aur unke saath woh saare gande kaam karun jo tumne hum sabko sikhaya hai.””

Pooja bhabhi ek shararat si bhari muskaan hanste hhue asha ko gale laga liya.

Lajjo: “Toh kya main bhi apne pitaji ko pata lun, kya woh maan jayenge?”

Pooja bhabhi: “arey kaise nahin maanenge ,koi bhi mara aisi jawan choot ko chodne ke liye na nahin kahega phir woh choot aur gaand apni beti ki hi kyun na ho. Tu bhi zara apni solah saal ki jawani ke jalwe apne baap ko dikha de phir woh tera pita nahin tera pati ban jayega”

Lajjo: “main bhi aaj se hi koshish karti hoon, dekhti hoon kab tak mera baap meri jawani se bachta hai.”

Kajri: “Par bhabhi aapne toh bataya hi nahin, main kya karun. Kya main bhi apne bhai Dinu ko fansa lun, magar woh toh hamesha mujhse jhagadte rehta hai aur main bhi usey zyada pasand nahin karti, kya main chudwa lun us se.”

Pooja bhabhi: “haan re kajri, aaj tak tune usey sirf ek bhai ke roop mein dekha hai, aaj se usey tu apni choot ka pujari maan ke dekh phir woh tujhe bahut pyara lagega. Aaj se tu bhi usey patana shuru kar de. Mera tajurba kehta hai ke agar tumne theek se koshish ki toh jald hi uska pyara sa lauda ter choot aur gaand ki seal todega.”

Kajri: “magar meri maa bahut gussewali hai, meri toh choot hi phaad degi agar usey pata chal toh”

Pooja Bhabhi: “arey teri maa bhi saalon se pyaasi hai, usey bhi lund ki zarurat apni choot aur gaand mein mehsus hoti hogi, apne bhai ke saath milkar tum dono apni maa ko bhi apni tarah aand bana dena,seedhi si bat hai.”

Phir teenon ladkiyon ne milkar bhabhbhi ke pair chookar unka aashirwaad liya, “Bhabhi tum hi hamari guru ho, tumna hoti toh shayad hum zindgi bhar is choot ki pyaas leke mar jaate, tumhara bahut bahut shukriya bhabhi, ab hamein aashirwaad do ke hum apne ghar walon ke saath chudai karne mein kamyaab hon”

Pooja bhabhi: “mera aashirwaad oh hamesha tumhare saath hai, jaao jakar apne baap bhaiyon ke laudon par toot pado aur unki raand aur chinaar bankar hi waapis lautna.”

“Hum waada karte hain bhabhi hum tumko niraash nhin karenge.”

Bhabhi ne Dher saare gande aur ghinone tareeke bataye apne ghar walon ko chudai ke khel mein shamil karne ke. Teenon ladkiyon ne bade dhyaan se sab kuchh samjha aur waada kiya ke woh Bhabhi ke sikhaye saare tareeke aazmayenge apne apne ghar mein.

Phir teenon ladkiyon ne milkar bhabhbhi ke pair chookar unka aashirwaad liya, “Bhabhi tum hi hamari guru ho, tumna hoti toh shayad hum zindgi bhar is choot ki pyaas leke mar jaate, tumhara bahut bahut shukriya bhabhi, ab hamein aashirwaad do ke hum apne ghar walon ke saath chudai karne mein kamyaab hon”

Pooja bhabhi: “mera aashirwaad oh hamesha tumhare saath hai, jaao jakar apne baap bhaiyon ke laudon par toot pado aur unki raand aur chinaar bankar hi waapis lautna.”

Phir teenon ladkiyan, apne apne ghar ki taraf chal diye,

Laut te waqt kajri ne pucha :” asha ,yeh to bata bhabhi ka ghar kaise chalta hai, unke ghar mein to koi marad nahin hai.

Asha: “Bhabhi ek raand hai, raat ko shahar se kayi naami log aate hain aur Bhabhi ko chodte hain, bhabhi unse har tarah se chudwati hain, aur unhein bahut khush karti hain. Bhabhi roz raat ka 10 hazaar to kamaa hi leti hain. Aur woh saare cd’s jo tune wahan dekhi unhi sab logon ne toh bhabhi ko diye hain. Samjhi.”

Kajri: “Phir hum bhi bhabhi ki trarah Randi ban jayenge aur khoob chudayenge, yeh sab gharwalon ka jhanjhat kis liye?”

Asha: “Agar hamare ghar walon ko pata chal gaya toh woh log hamein jaan se maar denge, aur badnaami bhi bahut hogi. Pehle hum gharwalon ko botal mein utaarte hain phir raand bhi ban jayenge kabhi na kabhi.”

Lajjo: “Waise kajri tujhe bhabhi ke samjhaye hue saare tareeke yaad hai na, bas unhein apne ghar mein istemaal kar aur phir dekh kaise tera bhai dinu aur teri amma chudai ke khel mein shaamil hote hain.”

Itne mein asha ka ghar aa jaata hai,

Asha: “Ab tum log chalo, main shayad kal tum logon se milne nahin aa paungi, mujhe kal saara din apne bhai haria se chudwana hai, abhi se usko patane mein lag jaati hun. Barson se meri iss kunwari choot ki aag ko kal kisi haalat mein thanda karna hai. Main tum se do din baad milti hun, wohi bargad ke ped ke paas.”

Lajjo: “Theek hai”

Asha ki kahani…..

Asha ghar pahunchi, abhi shaam ke 5 baje they.asha ne socha ke thoda sa naha le. Woh ghusalkhane mein jaakar nangi ho gayi, achanak uski nazar wahan apne bhai ki langot(underwear) par padi. Usne use uthaya aur apni naak se laga liya aur choot mein ungli karne lagi. Ek jawan ladke ke laude se nikla hua ras us chaddi aur uske gaand ki badboo asha ko paagal kar rahi thi, ab us se aur raha nahin jaa raha tha.usne us chaddi ko khoob chaata, aur choosa aur zor zor se apni choot mein ungli chalane lagi.Aakhir kuchh der baad uski aag thandi hui magar pyaas nahin bujhi. Woh nahakar bahar nikli aur ab agla kadam kya hona chahiye sochne lagi.

Tabhi usey achanak khidki ke paas se kuchh baatein sunai dene lagi, asha ne jaakar dekha toh uska bhai haria aur aslam baithkar baatein kar rahe they. Asha jaanti thi dono ke dono chodu ladke hain isilye kaan lagakar unki baatein sun ne lagi.

Haria: “Kasam se yaar chudai ke bina bura haal ho raha hai, jaldi se koi choot nahin mili toh shayad mera lauda phat jayega.”

Aslam: “Sabar kar, sabar kar, jald hi tujhe bahut saari chootein aur gaandein chodne ko milengi. Yaad nahin hum logon ne kya faisla kiya tha. Bas ab kuch hi dinon ki baat hai.”

Haria: “Haan baat toh yaad hai, magar ab raha nahin jaa raha hai, aur us par se yeh hamari filmon ki randiyan, abhi kuchh din pehle madhuri ki ek film aayi thi Prem granth tv pe, aahhh kya mast chinaar hai madhuri, uske mamme aur Gaand dekhkar toh meri wahin tight ho gayi. Paas mein bapu aur kajri they warna main toh Wahin apna lauda nikaal ke Madhuri ki gaand pe muthh maar leta tha.”

Aslam: “Mujhey toh kareena ki gaand maarne ka bahut mann karta hai, saali har picture mein aise gaand hilati hai jaise hum logon se keh rahi ho Madarchodon aake meri gaand maaro, saali ki gaand bahut hi mast hai, main to us gaand ko choos na bhi chahta hun,mmm kya kasaila swaad hoga uski gaand ka.”

Haria: “Haan re mujhe bhi gaand chusne ka bahut mann karta hai, aishwarya ki bhi gaand bhi kamaal hai,chhoti hai magar mast hai, saali jab bhi hansti hai mera lauda tann jaata hai, aisa lagta hai jaise usne abhi abhi apni gaand se ek paad chhodi ho aur woh isi baat pe hans rahi hai. Arey ek baat bata aslam yeh asihwarya, Rani mukherjee, madhuri, preity zinta yeh sab heroine kya paadti hain, kya inki gaand se bhi badboo aati hai?”

Aslam: “arey Haria, duniya mein har aurat moot ti hai, sandaas karti hai, paad ti hai, choot se mahina mahina khoon nikaalti hain, chahe woh aishwrya ho, madhuri ho , rani ho , meri maa ho ya teri behen ho.”

Haria; ‘haan maine apni behen ko to yeh sab karte hue dekha hai, magar lagta nahin ki itni aishwarya jaisi khoobsurat auratein bhi

Aisa ganda ganda kaam karti hain.”

Aslam: “Isi mein to mazaa hai, Zara soch tu apni naak aishwarya ki gaand mein ghused ke leta hai aur woh Turrr turrr turrr puuurrr thusss tujhpe paadti ja rahi hai aur tu unko sungh raha hai. Aaahhhh main toh mar jaaun khushi se agar mera saath aisa hua toh.Yaar chudai mein jitne gande kaam karo mazaa utna hi milta hai.”

Haria: “sach kehta hai yaar, ab mujhe bhi auraton ke saath gande gnde kaam karne ka mann kar raha hai. Mujhe agar rani mukherjee jaisi aurat mil jaye na toh main uska sandaas khane ko bhi taiyaar hun.”

Asha khidki ke paas theher kar saari baatein sun rahi thi, aur ab toh uski choot phir machalne lagi thi.

Asha ne socha : “Kya maa ke laude hain dono ke dono, inko patana toh chutkiyon ka kaam hai”

Magar asha jald baazi nahin karna chahti thi, woh apne bhai ko patane ka poora mazaa lena chahti thi. Yeh sab sunke woh samajh gayi ke usey ab kya Karna hai.

Haria: “abhi bahut der ho gayi hai, bapu ke bhi aane ka waqt ho gaya hai, aur teri dono maa bhi tera intezaar kar rahi hongi, tu chal main tujhe kal milta hun.”

Aslam: “Theek hai kal milte hain.”