Kumar Apartment : Season 2 – Part 55.1 (Baap Beti Ke Raat Ki Taiyaariya)

Narrated by Swati

Hi, main Swati, aaj ki kahani mere taraf se. Pichle baar episode 51 mein to aaplogo ne dekh liya ki kayse main apne papa ke sath nadaani ka khel ki aur fir besharmi ki. Ab main aur papa apne khel mein ek ek kadam aage badh rahe the.

Pichli episode mein papa ne mujhe mere kamre mein kafi maza dilaaye. Par maa ke beech mein aane se main unhe khush na kar paayi. Lekin jaate jaate unhe bol gayi ki unko aaj raat apne kiye maze ki keemat wapas doongi.

Unke kamre se jaane ke baad main apne kamre ko lock ki. Aur wapas bed par aakar laet kar soch rahi thi ki main kitni besharm ho chuki hun. Apne papa ko lubhakar main kitni neech harkate kar aur unse karwa rahi thi. Lekin bhaad mein jaaye galti ka ehsaas, mujhe to unke sath aur masti karni thi.

Do bar jhadkar halki thakaan si lag rahi thi aur in baato ko sochti hui aankhe band kar laeti rahi. Pata bhi nahi chala ki kab mujhe neend aa gayi. Kuch der baad meri aankhe khuli to darwaze par koi khatkhata raha tha. Main aankhe meechti hui sochi ki shayad papa honge.

Shayad unhe mere kamre mein aane ka firse maoka mila ho. Main uth kar darwaza kholi aur dekhi to samne Amit bhaiya khade to. Main sochi ki ye kab aaye wapas.

Amit bhaiya: Raat ko chori karne jaati ho kya? Jo itna soti ho din mein?

Main: Aap kab aaye?

Amit bhaiya: Mere aaye to kayi saal ho gaye!

Main: Hahaha, maa ke paet se nikalne ki nahi poochi, ghar kab aaye?

Amit bhaiya: Ho gaya kuch 1 ghanta.

Main: Ek ghanta?

Main ghadi dekhi aur fir pata chala ki 7 baj rahe the. Kafi der soyi rahi main.

Amit bhaiya: Jab main aaya to uncle bole tum shayad so rahi ho, isi liye uthaya nahi.

Main: Haan woh neend lag gayi thi. Papa ne aur kya kaha?

Amit bhaiya: Kuch nahi, mujhse meri baat kiye, kyu?

Main: Nahi nahi ayse hi poochi.

Amit: Sab yahi rah kar bologi kya? Andar aane dona.

Main dheere se darwaaza kholi. Woh mujhe dopahar papa ko lubhane ke liye pehni choti dress mein dekh bole: Kya baat hai, looking sexy.

Main: Hahaha, akeli thi ghar pe to pehanli.

Amit bhaiya: Akele akele ayse dress mein kya kar rahi thi.

Main: Naach rahi thi, aapko kya?

Amit bhaiya: Are to mujhe bhi dikhaona naachke.

Itne mein bahar se maa boli: Woh uth gayi kya, Amit?

Amit bhaiya darwaze se bahar jhank kar: Haan aunty uth gayi, maine utha diya.

Maa: Achcha kiya, warna pata nahi kitna soti hai.

Amit bhaiya wapas mujhe dekh bole: Haan to main kya kah raha tha?

Main: Ummm bakwaas band karo. Papa nahi hai kya bahar?

Amit bhaiya: Nahi woh shayad bahar tahalne gaye hai.

Main chalti hui baal bandhti hui boli: Hmmm, wayse aap kaha the poore din?

Amit bhaiya: Aaa… main? Main interview karne gaya tha.

Main: Karne?

Amit bhaiya: Are matlab interview ke liye gaya tha.

Main unhe dekh boli: Hmmm, par aapne kal to kuch nahi bataya aaj ke interview ke bare mein?

Amit bhaiya: Are woh… woh kal raat ko mere friend ka message aaya ki aaj interview hai.

Saaf dikh raha tha ki Amit bhaiya bana bana kar bol rahe hai. Par main unhe abhi pakadna nahi chahti thi. Warna woh shayad bach nikle.

Main: Hmmm theek hai theek hai, ab aap jaiye. Main nahakar aati hun.

Amit bhaiya: Nahana? Abhi?

Main: Haan wahi body wash karke. Bahut paseena paseena sa lag raha hai.

Amit bhaiya: Ayse kya kar rahi thi jo paseena paseena ho rahi thi, hahaha!

Main aage bad kar unhe darwaze ke taraf dhakelti hui boli: Offo, aapna poore dirty minded ho, chaliye jaiye ab.

Amit bhaiya: Bolo to main nahla doon kya? Hahaha!

Main unki gand par cheeti kaat unhe darwaaze tak pahunchakar boli: Jaiye!

Amit bhaiya: Acha acha jata hun, par jaldi aana bahar.

Main unhe darwaze se bahar nikalti hui boli: Haan haan ok. Now get lost.

Main darwaza band ki aur apne dress ko utaar phek. Dressing table ke aayine ke samne nangi khadi muskurane lagi. Soch kar ki papa kya kar rahe the mere saath aaj. Apni beti ki sirf choot mein nahi peeche gand mein bhi unhone achi khasi ungli kar dali. Muskurati hui towel lapeti aur ghus gayi nahane.

Agle 15-20 minute nahakar main bahar nikli aur sochne lagi ki raat ke liye kya pehnu. Raat ko papa ke sath masti karne ka wada unhe diya to hai par pehnu kya? Baar baar kapde bhi nahi badal sakti. Maa bhi hai ghar pe warna… fir sochi ki ab to papa mere hath mein hai.

Main chahe jo bhi pehnu bhale maa kitpit karegi par papa ko to mere hak mein hi bolna padega. Main apni wardrobe kholi aur dekhne lagi ki mast si kounsi dress hai jo papa ko lubhane ke liye ab pehnu.

Ek choti skirt se chipki top ke sath wali dress nikali aur use pehanli, aur haan panty ki to ab mujhe koi zarurat thi hi nahi. Ayse hi sirf wahi ek kapda pehankar baal sawar kar kamre se nikli.

Room se nikalte hi dekhi to Amit bhaiya sofe par baithe TV dekh rahe the. Mere darwaze se nikalte hi woh mujhe dekh muh khol kar taadne lage. Unki nazar kabhi meri dress par to kabhi neeche meri nangi gori chikni jangho par bar bar jagah badlti hui dekhne lagi.

Main unke paas jakar baith boli: Kya hua bhaiyaaa! Kabhi ladki nahi dekhi kya?

Amit bhaiya: Yaar, sach bataun?

Main: Boliye na bhaiyaa!

Amit bhaiya: Off tum yaar ye bhaiya mat bolona please.

Main: Hahaha, kyuuuu! Kya hota hai jab main bhaiya bolti hun to?

Amit bhaiya: Yaar ajeeb lagta hai?

Main: Kyu ajeeb kyu aap to ho hi mere… bahan chod bhaiya, hahaha!

Amit bhaiya: Are yaar…

Main: Achcha aap kuch bolne aa rahe the.

Amit bhaiya: Haan, yahi ki sach bolu na to tum maal lag rahi ho.

Main unke kandhe par mukka maarti hui boli: Hahaha! Mere tharki bhaiya!

Amit bhaiya: Wayse, din mein bhi sexy dress abhi bhi? Baat kya hai?

Main: Kya baat hai, sexy hun to sexy hi dikhungina aur dikhna hai to dhikhana bhi padega na.

Itne mein maa apne kamre se nikal kar aane lagi aur turant unki nazar mujhe aur fir meri dress par gayi aur woh boli: Nalayak, tujhe koi sharam hai bhi ya nahi?

Amit bhaiya chup ho gaye aur fir main boli: Are! Aapko kya hua?

Maa: Kya pehni hai tu?

Main apne dress ko dekh boli: Kyu kapde hi to hai.

Maa: Na laaj na sharam pata nahi kiss galat waqt par hui ye.

Main gusse mein boli: Aapka problem kya hai? Main kuch bhi pehnu, kamse kam nangi to nahi hun na. To aapko dikkat kya hai.

Maa bhi gusse mein kitchen ko jaati hui boli: Aane de tere papa ko aaj tujhe unse dant nahi sunwaayi to dekhna.

Main chidti hui: Haan haan, aur to koi kaam hai bhi nahi aapko.

Maa kitchen mein halke phulke bartan patakti hui apne gusse ko dikhane lagi. Main koi bhaw na deti hui Amit bhaiya ke taraf mudi aur boli: To aap kuch bol rahe the?

Amit bhaiya: Naah nahi, kuch nahi.

Main dhyaan dene lagi ki Amit bhaiya bhale meri tareef mein mujhe sexy kah gaye par is baar unme kuch alag tha. Isse pahle agar main unke bagal mein aakar ayse janghe dikhati hui baithti to woh ghabrate aur sharmate jayse pahli baar ladki ke bagal mein baithe ho. Par ab woh kafi sadharan se the.

Main kitchen ke taraf dekhi aur fir apni hath unke jangh par rakh boli: To kaysa raha aapka interview aaj?

Amit bhaiya TV dekhte hue hi ek pal ke liye soche aur fir bole: Haan, theek hi tha.

Pichl baar jab maine inse inki interview ki baat ki thi tab ye kafi utsukta ke sath jawaab diye the. Par is bar bas ‘theek hi tha’ aur uske aage woh kuch bhi na bole.

Main unke jangh se hath uthayi aur unke baanye hath ko pakad apni nangi jangh par rakh boli: Bade gumsum se ho bhaiya aaj?

Amit bhaiya turant apna hath meri jangh se hata liye aur bole: Are yaar, aunty udhar khadi hai, kya kar rahi ho?

Main: Isse pahle to aapko itna jhijhakte nahi dekhi?

Amit bhaiya: Nahi nahi, aysa nahi hai, waha aunty hai to bas.

Main samajh gayi thi ki kuch to gadbad hai. Maa ke rahte bhi pichle baar Amit bhaiya mere sath shararat kar rahe the. Par aaj maa kitchen mein itni door thi to bhi. Ek baat to main jaanti thi, mard jangli sher jayse hote hai, agar unka paet bhara ho to samne bakri ke bache ko bhi jate dekh kuch nahi karte.

Par Amit bhaiya ka paet kayse bhara hua tha? Aakhir woh interview hi gaye the na, ya kahi aur?

Ab mere dimaag mein keeda ghus chuka tha is baat ko pata lagane ki. Main ye sab soch baithi hui thi jab darwaze ki ghanti baji aur mere chehre pe khushi daod gayi. Khushi is baat ki ke mere papa hi aaye honge. Main jhat se apni dress lahlahati hui uthi aur jaldi se jakar darwaza kholi.

Samne papa the aur ab mujhe mere iss choti dress mein dekh woh bahar pahle dekhe ki koi aur to nahi dekh raha mujhe. Fir mujhe neeche meri khuli jangho ko. Fir mujhe dekh muskaan marte hue aankho ka ishara diye. Main unhe aakho ke ishare se andar kisi hone ka ishara de di.

Fir woh apni muskaan dabakar andar aate ue Amit bhaiya ko dekhe.

Papa ke andar jaate hi main darwaza band ki aur unke baazu ko pakad boli: Kaha gaye the? Boliye?

Papa: Woh main khali baitha hua thana, bore laga to chalne nikal gaya.

Main: To mujhe kyu nahi bulaye?

Itne mein maa poori gusse mein kitchen se nikal kar boli: Aa gaye aap, aapki hi raah dekh rahi thi main.

Papa: Kyu kyu? Kya hua?

Maa: Zara dekhiye to use woh kya kayse sab kapde pehanke baithi hai, besharmi ki had hi paar kar di hai.

Main papa ko masoom si aankh bana kar dekhne lagi. Fir papa mujhe ek bar dekhe aur fir maa se bole: Are ab tum mere aate hi shuru kar di?

Maa: Are! Kya shuru kar di? Woh bachi nahi rahi, samjha nahi sakte hai kya aap use?

Main: Aapko kya pata style aur fashion ke bare mein?

Maa: Haan haan bada phasion hai tumhara, ek din style ke chakkar mein nangi na ghumna.

Main: Haan ghumungi, meri marzi.

Maa: Haan haan ghar pe kyu bahar bhi ja bina kapdo ke to.

Papa turant hum dono ke upar chillate hue bole: Offo bass bhi karo ab tum dono. Jab dekho chapat chapat.

Maa: Haan agar kuch main kahu to chapat chapat hi hai. Ek din jab naak katakar aayegi aapki beti fir boliyega yahi.

Maa itna kahkar gusse mein wapas kitchen ko chali gayi. Papa mujhe ek pal ke liye gusse mein dekhe. Fir samne chup baithe Amit bhaiya ko dekh apne gusse ko hata liye. Main ab bhi papa ke bazuo ko pakdi hui thi. Ek pal ke liye to mujhe bhi laga ki ab woh bhi mujhe dantenge.

Par aysa hua nahi aur woh bole: Chalo choro main fresh hokar aata hun.

Main unhe chor di aur woh apne kamre ko jaane lage. Unke jaate hi main is baar Amit bhaiya se door wale sofe par apni skirt theek se karke baith gayi. Amit bhaiya mujhe dekh apni honto par muskaan chupane lage ki kayse mujhe daant padi.

Main sofe par rakhi takiya uthaayi aur unke taraf muskurati hui de maari aur muh phulakar TV dekhne lagi. 5 minute baad papa aaye aur Amit bhaiya ke sath baith gaye. Kuch der ke liye koi kuch nahi bola.

Fir papa Amit bhaiya se bole: To beta aaj ka interview kaysa raha.

Amit bhaiya: Haan woh… woh bohut badiya tha, sahi gaya is baar.

Meri nazar Amit bhaiya par thi. Saaf dikh raha tha ki woh soch soch kar bol rahe hai, iska matlab jhoot bol rahe hai.

Papa: To matlab is baar job pakki.

Amit bhaiya: Haan woh bole ki they will call. Bulayenge bole.

Papa: Oh achcha aysa bola kya unhone.

Amit bhaiya: Haan, wayse interview achcha diya maine.

Papa: Haan tab to theek hai dekhte hai. Wayse konsi company se tha interview.

Amit bhaiya ke shakal ka rang turant hi safed ho gaya. Par takdeer unke sath tha jiss karan turant hi unka phone baj utha aur woh bole: Ek minute uncle ye phone attend karlu kya?

Papa: Are kyu nahi beta, poochna kya hai isme.

Woh uthe aur safed pade chehre ke sath apne room ko chale gaye. Main unhe hi dekh rahi thi ki kayse woh nazre chhupa kar kamre ko ja rahe the. Kuch to tha jo Amit bhaiya mujhse aur sabse chupa rahe the. Yakeenan woh koi interview nahi gaye the aaj. To fir kaha gaye the?

Aap iska agla part padh sakte hai kal 4.00 pm baje.