Kumar Apartment: Season 2 – Part 82.2 (Vaasna Bhari Bhabhiyo Ki Ichchaaye)

Narrated by Bhawna

Amit: Sachme?

Neetu: Haan, bilkul!

Neetu is baat ko taalti hui Akash se boli: Chalo ab tumhari baari. Sawal chuno.

Akash dabbe mein hath dalkar agla sawal nikala aur padhne laga: Ab tak kitni ladkiyo ke sath sex kiye ho?

Main apni honto ko kaat muskurati hui Akash ko dekhi. Uske jawaab mein main aur Neetu bhi the ab. Par ye baat Amit shayad hi jaanta tha, nahi to woh Neetu se isse pahle ka sawaal na karta.

Akash: Hmmm, 3!

Uske teen mein main aur Neetu to the hi, par teesri kaon mujhe bhi nahi maloom thi. Shobha mujhe batayi thi ki ab tak uske aur Akash ke beech kuch hua nahi, aur Shobha mujhse kabhi jhoot nahi bolti.

Neetu: Oh, ok, chalo ab Bhawna se tum ek badiya sawaal pooch.

Main: Rahum karna mujhpar Akash, please, kuch achcha poochna, hahaha!

Akash mujhe aur Neetu ko dekha aur bola: Hmmm, aapne 4 boyfriend to bataya. Par mera sawaal ye hai ki, ab tak aapne kitne mardo ke sath sex kiya hai.

Main: What! Pagal…

Main idhar udhar sabko dekhne lagi to Neetu boli: Haan, bata-bata, main bhi to jaanu tu mere bhaiya ko kitna dhoka de rahi hai.

Akash sachme apne mann ka koi bhadaas nikal raha tha mujhpar jo Neetu ke samne ye sab pooch raha tha.

Main: Hmmm, main sawaal taal bhi sakti hun, right?

Neetu: Matlab 4 boyfriend aur mere pati ke alaawa bhi!

Main: Hai bhagwaan, main taal rahi hun sawaal.

Akash: Sochlo! Taalne pe main jo kahunga karna padega.

Main: Hmmm theek hai, bolo kya karna hai?

Akash Amit ko dekha aur fir mujhe dekh bola: Amit ko kiss karna hoga.

Main hairaan thi ki Akash sachme mujhe Amit ko choomte hue dekhna chahta hai. Yakeenan ab uske mann mein Amit ko lekar koi ranjish nahi thi.

Main: Sachme?

Main ye kah kar Amit ko dekhi to woh muskura raha tha. Fir Neetu ko dekhi to woh boli: Mmmm, niyam ke hisab se karni padegi. Ya fir uske sawaal ka jawaab deni hogi tujhe jo main sachme jaanna chahti hun ab.

Main lambi saans chor Akash ko jhoote gusse se dekhi aur uth kar Amit ke paas jakar boli: Chalo utho.

Amit Akash ko dekh aankh marta hua uth khada hua. Uske iss harkat se main samajh gayi ki in dono ki shayad ab achchi jamghat ho chuki thi. Shayad tab jab main aur Neetu mere kamre mein gaye the.

Amit mere samne khada tha aur main ek baar Neetu aur Akash ko dekhi aur fir Amit ke gaal par ek chummy de di.

Main: Ho gaya.

Akash: Ye kya tha? Amit koi billi thodi hai jo use aise choom rahi ho?

Main Akash se boli: Hmmm, tumse to barabar lungi main.

Ye kahkar main Amit ke sar ko pakdi aur apni honto ko uske honto se milakar choomne lagi. Main sabke samne naam bhar ke liye choom rahi thi. Lekin Amit poora fayda uthata hua meri kamar par hath pakad mujhe choomta gaya.

Kareeb 15 se 20 second baad woh choomna band kiya aur hum dono Neetu aur Akash ko dekhne lage.

Neetu: Hot!

Main Akash ko dekh boli: Batati hun tujhe, maoka milne do mujhe!

Main wapas Neetu ke bagal apni jagah par baithi aur fir Amit se boli: Chalo ab tumhari baari. Uthao ek sawal.

Amit is baar kafi khush tha. Mujhe sabke samne choomne se, ab woh iss khel ka maza le raha tha. Woh kagaz ki agli parchi lekar padha: Family mein kisi ladki ke sath sex karna chahe ho?

Amit sawal padhne ke baad hum teeno ko ek baar dekha aur fir bola: Haan.

Neetu: Ok, woh kaon?

Amit: Aapne kaha tha sawaal pe sawaal nahi, isme naam nahi poocha na to mujhe batane ki zarurat nahi.

Neetu mujhe dekh mere hath par kohni maar boli: Tu na adha adhura sawaal likhi hai.

Main: Hahaha, ab main kya jaanti thi? Chalo Amit ab tum Neetu se kuch pooch. Kuch badiya poocho jaise ye lichchad Akash mujhse pooch raha hai, haalat kharab karo Neetu ki bhi.

Neetu: Tu use uksa mat, uske mann mein jo hai woh poochega na?

Main: Kyu kyu? Ab teri phat rahi hai, hahaha!

Amit: Ok, to mera sawal Neetu se. Apki sabse badi…

Neetu use tokti hui boli: Ruko ruko, tum mujhe tum bula sakte ho, aapki aapki baar baar kahne ki zarurat nahi.

Main: Haan, mujhe bhi, aur tum bhi Akash.

Amit: Ok, tumhari sabse badi, sex ki ichcha kya hai jo tum kabhi kisi se nahi kahna chahti?

Neetu: Ab jo kahna nahi chahti wahi tum poochoge kya?

Amit: Hahaha, wahi to khel hai.

Main: Bata zara main bhi jaanu teri sabse badi ichcha?

Neetu 2 pal sochi aur fir hum teeno ko ek baar dekhi aur fir boli: Woh…

Hum teeno use jigyasa ke sath dekh rahe the to woh boli: Hmmm, mere pati aur unke 4 dosto ke sath group mein!

Main: What!

Akash: Gangbang, WOW!

Amit: Sachme!

Neetu: Hahaha, nahi nahi nahi, bas aise hi boli, hahaha, aur Akash, in sabke naam bhi pata hai tumhe!

Akash: Hahaha, thodi bohut jaan kaari rakhta hun.

Main turant Neetu ki baanh par cheeti kaat boli: Tu baat mat badal, sachme teri aisi ichcha hai?

Neetu: Hahaha, pata nahi, par agar kabhi maoka mile to, shayad. Waise teri kya hai?

Main: Main kyu bataun, mere liye nahi tha ye sawal. Waise, kya tu 5 mardo ko sambhaal payegi?

Neetu: Are yaar bas ichcha boli, ki nahi kabhi, ab tu chod use. Akash tumhari baari, uthao agli parchi jaldi se.

Akash: Hmmm, theek hai par tumhari ye baat ab humlogo ke dimaag mein rahegi.

Main: Wahi to…

Akash apna agla parchi nikala aur padhkar bola: Ye mujhe milne wale sawaal kaon likha hai? Firse main to taalunga.

Main: Hahaha, kya mila?

Akash: Woh batana hi hai to talunga kyu? Chalo main sawaal taal raha hun.

Neetu turant boli: Main bolti hun.

Main: Nahi, main bolungi, badla jo lena hai isse.

Neetu: Hmmm, par pichle baar bhi tu hi boli isko.

Main: Theek hai, chalo tum hi do ise kuch karne.

Neetu apni nichli honto ko kaat mujhe dekh muskaan di. Fir samne ke table par apni daayi pair rakh Akash se boli: Mere paaw ko chumo!

Akash pahle mujhe dekha aur fir Amit ko aur fir Neetu se bola: Sachme?

Neetu: Chumo aur meri paaw ki ungliyo ko chatoge bhi.

Akash: Kuch zyada nahi ho jayega?

Main: Ek number Neetu, mujhse Amit ko kiss karwaye thena, ab chalo karo!

Akash Amit ko ek tak dekhne laga to main boli: Kyu, Amit ke samne sharm aa rahi hai?

Amit muskurata hua Akash ko dekh raha tha. Mano kah raha ho ki bure phase.

Neetu: Come baby, hahaha, lick and kiss my feet!

Akash daant meenchta hua utha aur mere aur Neetu ke beech aakar khada ho gaya. Woh ab bhi thoda jhijhak raha tha. To main uske hath ko pakad neeche kheechi aur boli: Chalo ab karo bhi poori sham laga doge kya?

Akash apne ghutno par aa baitha. Fir Neetu ko dekhta hua uske paaw ko apne haato mein liya aur ek choti si chummi laga diya.

Main uske pahle kahi baat ka badla leti hui boli: Paaw hai koi billi nahi, chalo achche se choomo.

Neetu: Aur chaato bhi, hahaha!

Main: Haan, hahaha!

Akash apni sharam chora aur Neetu ke paaw ke upar ke hisse ko achche se choomne laga. Kuch der choomne ke baad woh uski ungliyo ko dheere se apne muh mein lekar ek-ek kar choosne laga.

Paancho ungli choosne ke baad woh hume dekha to Neetu boli: Hahaha, good boy. Chalo ab uthke apne jagah par wapas ja sakte ho.

Main: Sawaal taaloge to yahi hoga, Mr Akash!

Akash uth kar apne hont pochta hua bola: Hmmm, ab mujhe milne do maoka, batata hun.

Uske bol mein dhumki thi aur pakki baat thi ki ab ye hum ladkiyo ko barabar sabak sikhane wala hai. Udhar Amit Akash ki halat dekh shant baitha hua tha. To main usse poochi: Tum daro mat, tumhe bhi milegi, hahaha!

Neetu Akash se boli: Chalo Akash, ab tum, sawal karo, mujhse nahi Bhawna se.

Akash daant meenchta hua mujhe dekha. Uske honto par muskaan to thi lekin ankho mein halki ranjish thi. Woh kuch pal sochkar mujhse poocha: To batao, sex mein, kya Neetu ke tarah tumhari bhi aisi koi ichcha hai jo tum apne pati se kabhi nahi kah paati?

Neetu: Mmm, bata bata!

Main: Hmmm, agar aise poocho to, hai.

Amit: Kya?

Main Amit se boli: Tum bade utaawle ho ladkiyo ki in baato ko janne mein. Pahle Neetu aur ab main?

Neetu: Tu baat mat hata, bolo ab.

Main: Mmmm, main apne pati ke sath kahi bahar ghumne jana chahti hun. Aur waha kisi aur shadi shuda couple ke sath, you know.

Neetu: Ohh, adla badli!

Akash: Swingers! WOW!

Main Akash se boli: Hahaha! Tum sachme bohut porn dekhte ho.

Neetu: Hahaha, haan, saare naam pata hai isko.

Akash: Woh rahne do, to Bhawna ko apne pati ke sath swing karna hai.

Main: Matlab jaise Neetu ki ichchca hai waise hi. Kabhi hone wali nahi woh pata hai par bas ek fantasy ke tarah hai, aur kuch nahi.

Amit: Kabhi baat kariye aap dono apne patiyo se kya pata…

Akash: Hahaha, haan kya pata aap dono ki ichcha aap dono ke pati issi ghar mein poora kar de?

Neetu turant Akash ko tok kar boli: Oh hello! Iske pati mere bhaiya hai, idiot!

Akash: Are, sorry sorry sorry, mere dimag se nikal gaya, sorry!

Neetu: Mmmm, kuch bhi boldo bass.

Main Akash se boli: Hahaha, tu pakka pitega Neetu se.

Akash: Sorry mere dimaag mein nahi aaya achanak se.

Main tabhi ghadi dekhi aur boli: 6:15 baj gaye, pata hi nahi chala.

Neetu: Oh haan, chalo thodi der aur khel kar band karte hai.

Main Amit se boli: Chaliye Amit ji aapki baari.

Is tarah Amit, Akash, meri aur Neetu ke iss khel ki baari hoti gayi aur fir ek pal aisi aayi jab Amit ko Neetu se sawaal karne ka maoka mila.

Neetu: Chalo Amit poochlo jo poochna hai.

Main Amit ko uksaati hui boli: Badiya kuch poocho, jiska jawaab na de paaye ye.

Amit: Mmmm, ok, bass haan ya naa mein jawaab dijiyega.

Neetu: Ok.

Amit: Bhawna ke husband yani ki aapke bhaiya, aur aapke pati ki jo baat Akash bola us waqt, kya woh baat aapko, thodi si bhi uttejit nahi ki?

Neetu: Dekho, tum bhi pitoge Akash ke sath ab.

Tabhi Akash bola: Usne pahle hi kaha na, sirf haan ya naa mein jawaab de!

Main Neetu ke baah par ungli pherti hui boli: Wahi to, haan ya naa mein hi to jawaab deni hai tujhe.

Neetu mere hath ko hatati hui boli: Shut up, mujhe nahi dena jawaab.

Akash: Tab to Amit jo bolega woh karna padega.

Neetu: Karlungi, huh, bolo kya karna hai.

Amit apne hath malta hua neeche dekha aur fir Neetu se bola: Apni top nikalo.

Neetu: Seriously?

Amit: Haan, bilkul.

Neetu Akash ko dekhi aur fir mujhe dekhi to main use ishara kar di ki shayad ab karni padegi.

Neetu table par rakhi un sawalo ki parchi uthayi jo woh dono pahle hi pad chuke the. Unme se do lekar un par thook lagayi aur fir ek-ek kar apni top ke neeche se andar le gayi.

Main samajh gayi thi ki woh kya kar rahi hai, par shayad ladke log nahi. Kuch pal baad woh apni top ko upar kheechti hui nikal li aur dono ladko ke samne apne boobs dikhati hui baith gayi.

Par jo kagaz ki parchi woh thook lagakar andar le gayi thi woh theek uske dono nipple par chipke hue the. Isliye uske gol latakte boobs to dikh rahe the par nipple nahi.

Main use dekh boli: Hahaha! Idea to achchi lagayi tune.

Amit: Waise, Neetu, tumne fir bhi bewakoofi kar hi di.

Neetu: Woh kaise?

Uss taraf se Akash bola: Usne poocha tha haan ya na.

Amit: To zahir hai ki tumhari jawaab mein haan thi, jo tum nahi boli.

Akash: Hame jawaab bhi mill gaya aur tumhare kapde bhi gaye, hahaha!

Main: Hahaha, Neetu, ladko ki baat bhi sahi hai.

Neetu Akash aur Amit ko dekh boli: Kameene log ek team bann gaye kya ab?

Aise ek aur round ke baad Amit ka maoka aaya aur usne sawal taal di. Iss baar meri baari thi Amit se kuch karwane ki par Neetu turant mujhse boli: Tu nahi, isse to main niptungi.

Main: Tu boldena kya hai main hi karwa dungi bolke.

Neetu mere kaan ke paas aakar apni ichchca batayi aur main usse poochi: Pakka?

Neetu: Haan bolo.

Main Amit se boli: Amit, apne neeche ke saare kapde nikalo.

Amit daant meenchta hua bola: Badla liya ja raha hai, hmm?

Neetu: Bilkul, ab nikalo!

Amit Akash ko dekhne laga to main boli: Usko kyu dekh rahe ho? Woh bhi ladka hai, sharmana hai to hum dono se sharmao.

Amit uth khada hua aur bola: Sirf meri short na?

Neetu: Sune nahi kya theek se, neeche ke sare kapde nikalne ko boli ye.

Amit Akash ko dekha aur fir hume dekh apne short aur under-wear ko ek sath pakad neeche utaarne laga. Use dekh main aur Neetu honto ko kaat maze lete hue dekhne lage.

Jaise hi woh apne lund se neeche short ko le aaya to uska lund andar se uchal bahar tann kar nikal aaya. Use aise uchalte dekh Neetu boli: Oh, kafi sakt ho tum to, hahaha!

Main Amit ke sath hui kitchen ki chudayi ka soch boli: Hmmm, woh to hai hi, matlab dikh raha hai.

Amit ke chehre par halki sharm thi. Par fir bhi woh bejhijhak apne short nikal hum teeno ko apne lund ko dikhata hua wapas baith bola: Ab Akash tum.

Akash: Main kyu kholu kapde?

Neetu: Hahaha, woh tumhe agla parchi nikalne ko kah raha hai.

Main Akash ko chidaati hui boli: Lagta hai Akash ke mann mein humare samne apne bhi kapde nikalne ke vichaar bann rahe hai.

Neetu: Haan kya Akash?

Akash: Waisa to nahi hai, par dekhte hai.

Akash ye kahta hua apni agli parchi nikala aur padha. Lekin is bar uski shakal ko dekh laga nahi ki sawaal kafi mushkil thi. Fir bhi woh bola: Chalo ye sawaal bhi taal raha hun, nahi dena jawab.

Neetu: Hahaha, shayad sachme Akash apne kapde nikalna chahta hai humare samne.

Main: Haan, lag to yahi raha hai.

Neetu: Theek hai Akash, chalo tum bhi apne neeche ke saare kapde nikalo, par ek shart pe.

Akash: Kya?

Neetu: Tum, is ghar ke andar ab kabhi bhi neeche kuch nahi pehnoge.

Main: Hahaha, right! Abhi khole to fir kabhi nahi pehnoge wapas.

Akash ke chehre par aise bhaaw the maano woh bhi yahi chahta ho aur bola: Hmmm, ok! Manzoor.

Amit: Aur main? Main to pehan sakta hun na baad mein?

Main: Haan haan, tum pehan sakte ho, agar chaho to, hahaha!

Akash utha aur apne short ko nikalta hua apne lund ko nikal hum sabke samne khada ho gaya aur bola: Lo, main apne kapde is pall se tyaag raha hun.

Main: Hahaha! Kapdo se sanyaas!

Neetu: Hmmm, ab jab hum teeno aadhe nange hai to Bhawna tu kyu bachi hui hai?

Neetu Akash ko dekh aage boli: Akash, tumhari baari hai Bhawna se sawal karne ki, ya uske kapde nikalwane ki.

Main Neetu se boli: Lagta hai ladko se zyada tujhe dilchasbi hai mere kapde utarwaane ki.

Neetu: Akash, kuch aisa poocho ki ye jawaab na de paaye, aur iske kapde nikalwane ka maoka mile.

Ab sabki nazar Akash par thi ki woh mujhse aisa kya pooche ki main sawaal taal doon.

Akash thoda sochne ke baad bola: Hmmm, ok Bhawna, kya tumhare sasur ji, yaani ke Neetu ke papa ne, kabhi tumhe bina kapdo ke dekha hai?

Pata nahi Akash achchanak se aisa sawaal kyu kiya. Lekin sachme uske sawaal ne mujhe sochne par majboor kardi.

Neetu: Are yaar, ye kaisa faaltu sawaal hai, isse badiya Amit pooch leta.

Tabhi Amit bola: Nahi Neetu, faaltu sawaal to nahi hai, agar ye itna asaan sawaal hai to Bhawna itna soch kyu rahi hai?

Neetu mujhe hairani ke sath dekh boli: Kya hua, tu itna soch kya rahi hai?

Main: Hmmm, chalo main ye sawaal taal rahi hun.

Akash: Hahaha! Matlab haan!

Neetu: Seriously Bhawna!

Amit: Ye kab hua?

Teeno mujhpar sawal ke khanjar phek diye. Khaas kar Neetu ke sawaal mein gussa bhi tha ki main kya kahna chahti hun uske baap ke bare mein.

Main: Main na haan boli na hi nahi, to tumlog apne wahum mat banao.

Neetu: Tera jawaab na dena haan ke barabar hi to hai!

Akash: sochlo Bhawna, hum teeno aadhe nange hi hai par jo tum pehni ho, bas ek sleep T-shirt hai!

Neetu: Utarwa Akash iske kapde, mere papa ke bare mein ulta seedha vichaar banwa rahi hai.

Amit: Oh yeah!

Amit to mano mujhe ek baar chodhne ke baad bhi kafi dilchasbi le raha tha mujhe poori nangi dekhne mein.

Main Akash ko dekh boli: Kya, Sachme mujhe kapde nikalne padenge?

Akash: Ya to mere sawaal ka jawaab do, ya fir nikalo!

To be continued.