TMKOC: The end! – Part 4

Gokuldham society mein toh log ek dusre ko khub chod rahe hai, ‘TMKOC: The end! – Part 3’ mein. Lekin ab hum dekhte hai ki Gurgaon mein Tapu aur Babita ke saath kya ho raha hai.

“Oh, shit Tapu, I am pregnant!”

“Ye toh achhi baat hai Babita. Muaahhh!”

“Kya ghanta achhi baat hai. Iyer ko pata chalega toh?”

“Babita, just chill! Chalo Iyer uncle ko call karte hai.”

“Good idea!”

Babita jaldi se Iyer ko call karti hai. Iyer jo abhi USA mein tha Babita ka call uthaata hai.

“Iyer, I am pregnant.”

“What? Kaise?”

“Mere boyfriend ke saath. Main abhi ussi ke saath reh rahi hoon.”

“Kaun hai tera boyfriend?”

“Tapu!”

“Tapu?”

“Ha apna pyara Tapu!”

Iyer jor se hasne lagta hai. “Wah Babita, tumne reh reh ke Tapu ko fasaya? Mujhe dekho main yaha NASA mein head scientist ban chuka hoon. Mujhe yaha ki citizenship bhi mil gayi hai. Aur toh aur ladkiya tarasti hai mere saath sone mein.”

“Hat sala kaliya!”

“Hat bhangi sali randi!”

Babita ko bohot gussa aata hai. Tapu usse manane ki koshish karta hai.

“Babita, don’t get upset. I love you baby. Tujhe bhi toh main sab kuchh de raha hoon na? Aaj mujhe company wale TMW car dene wale hai. Hum weekend ko long drive pe jaayenge aur tumhari maa banne ki khushi celebrate karenge.”

Babita khush ho jaati hai aur Tapu ko kiss karti hai. Babita aur Tapu weekend ko long drive par jaate hai. Drive ke dauraan Babita bohot romantic ho jati hai aur Tapu ko blowjob bhi deti hai. Tapu bhi khush ho jata hai.

Tapu, Babita ko seher se duur kisi mandir mein le jata hai. Fir apne gutno mein aa kar Babita ko shaadi ke liye propose karta hai. “OMG, yes Tapu. Main banungi teri biwi. I can’t believe tu kabhi chhota sa bachcha tha aur mujhe aunty bulata tha. Aur aaj hum pati patni banne wale hai.”

Tapu mandir ke pandit ko bulata hai aur dono shaadi kar lete hai. Waapas ghar lautte samay, Tapu apne papa ko ye khush khabri sunata hai. Lekin Jethalal bhi chauk jata hai jab usse apni crush Babita aur bete Tapu ki baat pata chalti hai.

Jethalal bhi Tapu ko batata hai ki kaise woh aur Anjali shaadi karne wale hai. Gokuldham ki puri gossip bata deta hai. Ye sab baat sun kar Tapu hairan ho jata hai.

“Tapu, tu tension mat le. Chal ghar ja kar suhagraat manate hai.”

“Babita, suhagraat toh hum mana chuke hai. Aur ab humara bachcha bhi aane wala hai.” Dono haste hai aur ghar pohoch kar fir ek bar sex karte hai.

Ab waapas aate hai Gokuldham society, jaha samuhik vivah ki taiyari joro shoro se ho rahi hai. Tapu sena decoration ka sara kaam dekh rahi hai.

Bhide: Golya, decoration ka kaam to ho gaya?

Goli: Bas chal hi raha hai.

Bhide: Aur catering ka?

Gogi: Woh bhi shaam ko aa jayega, papa. Just chill.

Bhide: Main abhi tak tera baap bana nahi hoon. Pinku, Panditji se tumhari baat ho gayi?

Pinku: Ho gayi hai. Main unhe lene hi ja raha hoon.

Bhide: Chalo fir thik hai, tum log bhi taiyaar ho jao. Aaj main ghodi pe chadunga aur fir Gogi teri mummy pe…

Gogi: Aur main Sonu pe…

Bhide taiyar hone chala jata hai aur Tapu sena bhi taiyari mein lag jati hai. Shaam ke 6 baj jaate hai aur sabhi clubhouse aa jaate hai. Jethalal abhi bhi nahi aaya hota hai.

Anjali kehti hai, “Jethabhai abhi tak kyu nahi aaye?”

Komal kehti hai, “Excuse Me, Anjali, abhi toh tu use Jethabhai kehna band kar de. Tera pati banne wala hai woh.”

Anjali kehti hai, “Sahi baat hai.” aur sab hasne lagte hai. Thodi hi der mein Jethalal bhi aa jata hai. “Sorry, dosto, thoda jaruri call aa gaya tha.”

“Arre shaadi ke din kaunsa important call?”

Panditji bich mein bolte hai, “Arre, Muhurat ka samay bita ja raha hai. Jaldi apni jodi ke saath khade ho jaiye.” Sab apne naye pati aur patni ke saath khade ho jaate hai.

Bapuji Madhavi ko apne baaho mein le lete hai. Komal Taarak ko apne paas kheech leti hai. Jethalal aur Anjali ek dusre ke haath pakad lete hai. Popatlal Sonu ko maathe par kiss karta hai aur Roshan Bhide ko hug karti hai.

Panditji sab ki ek saath shaadi kara dete hai. Sab khush ho jaate hai. Popatlal bohot khush ho jata hai kyunki usse pehli bar kisi ladki ke saath sex karne milega. Woh bhi Sonu jaisi khubsurat ladki ke saath.

Popatlal se raha nahi gaya aur woh Sonu ko apne ghar le jata hai. “Popat uncle aap kya kar rahe ho? Itni kya jaldi hai?”

“Sonu darling ab tu meri wife hai. Mujhe uncle mat bula. Ab mujhse raha nahi jata. Tu apne kapde utaar, mujhe sex karna hai.” Sonu apne kade utarti hai aur nangi Sonu ko dekhkar Popatlal ka chhata khada ho jata hai.

Woh usse Sonu ke andar daal deta hai. Thodi hi der mein uske andar baarish kar ke Popatlal ko Anand milta hai.

Sonu bhi sochti hai, “Chalo acchha hai, jaldi khatam kar diya. Ab main Pinku ko bulati hoon.” Pinku aa kar Sonu ke saath raat bhar sex karta hai.

Udhar club house main bhi sab khush ho kar baat kar rahe the.

Anjali: Taarak ab toh aap khush hai na. Diet food se azadi?

Taarak: Nahi Anjali, main toh tumse azadi mili ussi mein khush hoon. Jethalal, main tumhara fire brigade hoon. Lekin Anjali ke maamle mein main kuch nahi karunga.

Jethalal: Arre Mehta Saheb, aap dariye mat. Anjali bohot hot hai. Bedroom mein aag laga deti hai. Aisi biwi ko kaise koi kuch bol sakta hai.

Bapuji: Ae Jethya! Ye kya tu andar ki baat sab ke saath kar raha hai. Chup reh bewakoof.

Jethalal: Arre Bapuji, aapne hi Madhavi bhabhi ko keh kar chuswaya tha aur chudwaya bhi tha. Yaad hai aapko?

Bapuji bhadak jaate hai aur clubhouse se nikal jaate hai. Madhavi bhi peechhe peechhe jaati hai. Roshan kehti hai, “Chalo ab hum sab bhi apne apne ghar ja kar suhagraat manaate hai. Chal Bhide, naakhi de maari andar taari bhindi!”

Sab apne apne ghar ja kar suhagraat manaate hai.