Valyia Kunna Ammachikku Ishttam

Hi! yella malayalee Chedathi / Aunty / Vidhava / Ammachi / Ammamachi maarkkum, Kochi yil ninnum, 9” kada-kole udamayude pranaamam sweekarichaalum. (E-mail “ jesolal @yahoo.co.in”)

Yithu mattoru anubhavam: yithile Kunjhumol (Radio Khujhi) yente ayalvaasi aakunnu. yippol oru 34 vayassu prayam, 5’2”, 36-28-34 size, married, 2 kuttikal. Yee anubhavam avalude kalyanathinu munne aayirunnu; Chutuvttath yethra paathirathriyil yenthu nadannalum pittennu neram velukkumbol thanne adutha veedukalil vivaranghal podippum thonghalum cherthu Kujhumol yethikku mayirunnu; anghane jhanghal avale ‘Radio Kujhi’ yennu vilikkunnu.

Orikkal Onam school avadhikku yente bhaaryayum kuttikalum; avarude amma veetil aayirunnappol undaya anubhavamanu yini parayunnath. Velliyazhchakalile chithra geetham, Sundayil cinema kanuvaan adutha veettukaar varumayirunnu, aa koottathil onnam number radio kunji kkum ammakkum aayirinnu; anghane onam special cinema kanuvaan Kunjhi + Amma vannu; (Yidakku Amma veettilekku poayi) appol Radio kku illakkam thudanghi, kannu kanikkalum, aanghyam kondum, keezh chundu kadichum, kaalil jhondiyum anghane yethandu kambhi aaya nerathu pettennu karandu poayi; 5 minutes nerathekku karandu vannilla; (cinema oru aru bhoran aayirunnu); radio ozhike mattellavarum poayi, karandu varumbhol varaam; jhanum radio yum thanichayappol, chodhichu yenthadi ninte Radio nannai tunne aakunnille; kizhchundu kadichum, mula thadaviyum choodakki kondirikkunna thu kandallo; aval naanathode paranjhu, yevidellam yenthellam aanu nokkunnathu, yentha chechi yilla thathu kondanno, oru mood-out; rathriyil urangharille, yenghaneyanu sanghathi thanuppikkunnathu; jhaan chodhichu, ninakku pattumoadi, chechiyilla thappol thanupichu tharaan; ninne motham onnu thirumi udachu levalakki tharaam; aa kaalinidyaile kadi nannayi maatti tharaam, yenthu parayunnu.

Oh, jhanghal pavanghal aane, jhanghale veruthe vitteru, appurathe gulf kari Latha yeyo Sheebha yeyo matto noakku, avaraanu ninghalkku cherunnathu. Ythra naalai jhaan kothikunna kariyamannu chettanippol paraanjhathu; Yethra yethra divasaghanl chettante aa sadhanam yentethil pooril kuthi kayattunathai swapnam kandu, yente viralittu viralittu jhaan maduthu. yippozhenghilum onnu chodhichallo, upakaramai. Seri athinu yenikkenthn tharum, jhaan chodichu YENTHINU, appol Radio paranjhu KOODEKKIDANNAL yenikku oru saree vaanghi tharummo; ninakku saree mathramalla blousum, mula poadhiyaan BRA yum pooru poadhiyaan SANCHI yum vaanghi tharaam, athinu yithinte yellam krithyamaya alavedukkanam; reay aano..? Cheatta jhaaneppazhe ready; karandu varumbol amma yinghu varum, athinu munne yenthannennu vachhal cheaitho yente chakkara kutta, vaa cheatta, yenikku vallathakunnu. Yiniyum smayam kalyunnathil arthamillennu thonni, Radio yeyum kooti bedroomil kayari kadakadachu, veliyil ninnum aarkkum sansayam onnum thonnathirikkuvan frontle main door thurannu thanne kidannirunnu.

Bedroomil kayariya udaane radio yente lunghi otta valikku azhicheduthu, dhoore erijhu, jhaan jhetti + t-shirt; aval yenne kettipidichu; yente t-shirt aval thanne azhicheduth, romam nirajha maaril avalude muham amarthi umma vachum, nipple kadichu parichu yenthokke yo pirupiruthu kondirunnu; yini jhaan nokki ninnittu yenthu kariyam; jhaan avalude house coat nte koluthazhichu, thazhe ninnum melekkuyarthi, thalayiloode oori maatti; bra yude ullil veerppu muttunna randu karikkukalum yenne unmathanakki, avaleketti pidichu kontu bra yude hook viduthi, bra valichu dhoore yerinjhu, aa karikkukal random ‘dhum’ yennu yente maaril vannidichu, anghane thanne nannayi amarthi avalude mulakale chappathi mavu kuzhachedukkunna maathiri kashakki udacheduthu, mula jhettukal chuvannu thuduthu, karannaal palinu pakaram rakhtham varunna paruvathilalkki, aval paranjhu, chetta nirthalle vedhanichalum nalla rasamannu, oh, yenikku thaazhe yum yethandokke poale varunnu, chettaan te aa sadhanam kontu onnu koduthal mathrame adanghu. Aval petticotil ardha nagnayayi nilkunnathu kaanan thanne nayana sukham; evalude kaama pidappu koodiyappol, kujhi yude petticoat nte charadu valichazhichu, itha petticoat dhim thazhe veenu, adiyil panty yilla, kozhuthu thudutha thudakal vazhi vella colour le lava dhara yayi ozhukikondirunnu; petticoat kontu ava thudachu neekhi; shave cheyaatha kaadu kayariya poorinte chuvanna vidavil kanthu purathekku thalli ninnirunnu, adhel kaivella kontu nannayi thirumi jhuradi, Kunji kidannu jheli piri kondu; yente chetta, verudhe kambhi aakkathe onnu adhichu ketti tha… amme…yenikku vaiye…. Cheeee tttttaaa.. onnu…nnu…..veeee gham…oh chetta. Kothipikkathe, adhichu thada kalla kutta, kaama kutta vada ente purathu kayari kalikkeda kunnachare, entammo enikku ethandu pole varunne… ah…ahh..ahh pinne vachu thmasippikkathe, ente jahty oori kunna ye avalude vaayil vachu koduthu, ice cream nunayunna pole, chappi valichu kondirunnu, avalude vaya nirachu kittiyittum porathe kidannu eembhi eembhi valichu avane ready aakki kidannu puliajhappol, avalude randu thudakalum nannai vidarthi, ente 9” kambhi parakondu, kujhi yude pooril vachu otta thallu thalli, poorinte juice olichiranghi nannai vazhu vazhu thirunnathinal, oru ethirppum thadasavum koodathe thanne, kunna muzhuvanum ullilaayi. Yenikku viswasikkan pattiyilla; jhaan vijarichu slippayi veliyil poayathaayirikkum. Yennal muzhuvanum akathu thanne undayirunnu. Aval thazhe kidannu chandhi poakki poakki thalamelathjode adikkukayanu, palappozhum yennekaal speedil aval pondichu pondichu adichu, oru 5 minutes il avalkku chandi poakki adikkan balamillathai; appozhekkum yente poorna sauryam vannirunnu; jhaan oori oori nalla uukkan kali kalichu koduthu, hammo mathi cheatta, yenikkini vaiye, yente naduvodinjhu poaye, yenikku mathiyaaye; yi ulakka oori matto, kutta nirtheda, yente poorum pooradavum polinjhu poaye, random yippol onnai. Jhaan speed ottum kurakkathe parannu parannu adichu koduthu yidayil randu kaikal kondum kunjhi yude karikkukalum pizhinjhu valicheduthu; mula jhettil jhuradi Radio tunne cheathu, athinnausarichu Kujhi yude rodhanavum band maatti maati vannirunnu; 15 minutil kunjhi 2 pravashyam koodi avalude ullile thairum kudam poattichirunnu; Pinne Veadhanayillum samthripthi yoade kaliyil muzhvanayum sahakarichu; appozhekkum yente kuttanum oahkanikkuvan thoanni; avalude aavashya prakaram; kuttane avalude pooril ninnum oori Kunjhi yude vaayilekku vachu koaduthu; aarthiyoade aval valichu valichu oattum veliyil kalayathe kudichirakki. Avalude mealekku oatta veezhcha aayirunnu, aa mulakal il thalavachu kure nearam kidannu randallum visramichu.

10 – 15 minutes il aval yente kunna ye thoattu thalodi vadi polakki yeduthu, yenittu mealekayari yirunnu, yente kuttane avalude poorinullilakki poanghi poanghi adikkan thudanghi, thaala thinanusarichu avalude randu karikkin mulakalum thazhekkum mukhalileakkum thulli thulli yirunnu. 10 minutes il aval kuzhanjhu veenu, athe kidhappil avalude pooril ninnum kunna ye oorathe thanne jhaan mukhalilayi, avalude randu kaalukallum muttu vare madakki amarthi pidichu, aa para pooril adichadhichu sukhippichu, oru 5 minutesil kunna ye veliyileduthu, vellam kori ozhikkunna mathiri yente kunna paal avalude randu mulakaleyum kulippichu, avalude mukalil ninnum yente veeryam avalude viyarpodu koodi nakki yeduthu, aval yente kunna ye vayilakki nakki vrithiyakki; randhalum chundhil chundu cherthu vayil sooshichurunna makkal oilmentukal angottum ingottum pakarnnu. 1 manikoornu shesham randalum onnichu kulichu, soap theachu, rasichu, kunichu nirthi purakiloode adichu, oori yeduthu vaalyil kouthu,vayar niraye paal kudippichu thripthi yakki; aval veetilekku poayi; avalude appozhathe nadappu kaanan nalla rasmaayirunnu; kaalinidayil pooru pondhi veerthirunna thinal kaal adupichu vegham nadakkan pattillayirunnu. (Annu vaikittu vare karantu vanilla, yeatho maram odinjhu lane il veenu kambhi potti yathayirunnu).

Pittennu, Amma raavile palliyil poayappol Kunjhi pallu theachu kondu, stiram radio varthakalumai yethi; yenghanundedi ninte poorinte veekham maariyo, yinnu onnoode adikkan pattumo, aval parajhu, onnalla cheatta, chettanu mathi varum vare allengil Amma palliyil ninnum varunnathu vare adicho; anghane thudar kadha poale 8 divasanghalilum raavile kali mudaghathe nadannu, yella divasavum urakal upayogichirunnu athinal peadikkathe kuttan avalude poorinullil thanne chardhichirunnu. Kunjhi paranjhu orikkal avalude vallechiyude ammavi appan perinnalinu vannapol, veethil koazhiyum kuppiyum undayirunnu; prayam nokkathe kaarnore vellamadichu fittai yenne vilichu thottu thaloadi yente nikkar oori maati ayalude madiyiliruthi adiyiloode aa kizhavan te sadhanam yente pooril idichu kayatti, vedhanichappol ‘mindaruthu konnu kayalumennu yenne pedippichu,’ pinne benchil kidathi yente poorile paada pottichu ayal kalichu rasichu, bhodam illathe rakhthatil kulichu jhaan kidannirunnu, annu ayal poayittu pinne vannittilla, 2 – 3 maasam kazhinjhapol yente vayattilundennu manasilai, Amma yenne urukko vaidhyarude aduthu koandupoayi, ayallum yenne manikkoorukalolam palavidhathilum kalichu rasichu; yennalum ullil mulacha visha vithu urukki maatti thannu; athaanu cheattan te yithrayum valiya koal aayittum yenikku kooduthal veadhanikkathe otta adhikkhu thanne muzhuvanum akathaayathu. Jhaan choadhichu, urukku vaidhyare pinne kaanan poayittundo, aval paranjhu ayal aavashyam varumbhol yidakkidakku varum; yenne mathramalla Amma yeyum ayal adichu urukki tharumm.

Yethanum divsanghalkku sesham, orudivasam, Radio out of order aayirunnu, pooril pothinjhu kettiyirunna thinanal, kochaante vishappu maattan vaayilum mulakalilum adi maathram; athu kandu Kunjhi paranjhu, cheatta, cheatthan veetile kku cheallu, avide yippol Amma maathrame kanno; cheattante kaariyam kushalakki Amma tharum; jhaan choadhichu, Amma adikkan tharumoadi, yenghane kariyam parayum; oru vallaaymma; Kunjhi paranjhu, athonnum noakkenta, yenghane valachedukkana mennu cheattanariyaamallo; orikkal cheattante sadhanathinte aa valippam onnu khandal madhi, Amma bakki vendathu cheaytholum, veagham cheallunne.. Anghane jhaan pathiye avarude veetil chennu, Amma allathe aarum yillayirunnu; ariyamayirunnittum, yellavarum yenthe yennu chodichu, yenikku yirikkan kasera neekki yittu thannu; tea-poy yude idakku kidanna kalipaattam yedukkan kunijha Amma yude kaiyil yente kulachu ninnirunna kunna ariyaatha mathiri thattichu; pettennu avar oannu ninnu, sadhanam yenthaanennu manasilayappol, vallatha oaru chiri chirichu, (lunghi yude adiyil oannum yidaathe yanu chearukkane nirthiyirunnathu); Mone nalloaru uruppadi aanallo, kaiyilullathu; avan veagham uranghumo atho sukhipikkumo, yenghane…? Yenthaa cheaduthi orukai noakkunno; Kunjhi yude Amma oaru 53 vayas, 46-40-48 size; kozhuthu thadicha madakkukalulla vayarum, oaru glass vellam nirayunna naphi chuzhiyum, thulli thulumbunna chakka mulakalum; randu mann kalam kmazhthi vacha poalathe kundi kalum, yellam koodi yeathu nirveeryante kunnayum chaadi yenikkunna avastha; oatta noattathil oaru 45 vyase thoannikku, chatta yum mundum vesham; Kunjhi yeppol varumennarijhooda, mone namukku akathirikkam; jhaan paranju aval yippozhemghum varilla, veetilekku poayi, yini kuttikalumai kalichu rasichirikkum; cheadathi dhairyamai chadangukal thudanghikko.

Yenne ullile muriyilaakki, avar adukkalayude kadhaku purathu ninnum pooti, main dooriloode akathu vannu, kutti yittu; yente cheruppum avar akatheduthittu, yippoal sahacharyam clean; aaru noakkiyaalum veetil aarumilla, veedu pootti yirikkunnu; yi pennughalude oru vakhra bhudhi noakkanam; pooril adippikkan saukariyam yenghane venamennu, master degree aanellathinum. Ullil vannappoal jhaan lunghi azhichu kalajhirunnu, kulchu vadi yaayi porinu nilkunna poaraaliye khanda maathrayil thanne cheadathi paranjhu, kollamalloda mone yithrayum naal jhangale onnum kaanikkathe yithevide olippichirukka ayirunnu; yinnu yivante veera parakramam onnu noakkatte; orikkal koodi kunna ye kayileduthu valachu pulachu balam parishodichu; thripthi yode, namukku thudangham; chatta oori maatti, yentta mmo!! aa mulakalude kidapponnu kaanendathu thanne aayirunnu; bra yude ullil pakuthiyum pakuthi kooduthalum veliyilumaai swasam mutti amarnnirikkuka aayirunnu; naadan bra oaru pratheka valuppathile thayirunnu, purakil hookinu pakaram neelathil charadukal thaichu cherthirunnu, Cheaduthi oatta valikku bra yude purakile kettu azhichu mulakale swathantraakki; hai!. inter nettil allathe yithuvareyum yithrayum kozhuthu thudutha mulakale nearil kandirunnilla; randu kaiyum kooti yittum orannum muzhvanum othughiyilla; jhorinju uduthirunna mundhum azhichu matti, thazhe arinjhana chardil chearthu paala pole valiyoru thuni koandu thaar uduthirunnu; adhum cheaduthi thanne azhichu maati; bedil kidathi ente 9” kunnaye vaayilakki chappi thudanghi, jhaan aa varikka chakka kale merukkaanulla shramathilum muzhuki, mulathadam thanne valiya pappadathine kal valiya vritham undaayirunnu, nipplukal oaronnu 2 – 2½” valippam varum; chakka mulakale yidichu pizhijhu, nipple mari mari vayilakki kadichu valichu kudichu; kozhu kozhutha dhravakam olichukonde yirunnu.

Neare thazheakku poakumbhol, avrude vayarinte madakkukal thadavaan nalla sukhamayirunu, poakkil chuzhiyil naavu kadathi yikkili kooti, thudayidukkil patte vetti nirathiya romanghal kkullil medium size aaamayude valuppathil aa parapoor muzhachu ninnirunnu, vidavil ninnum kaipathi valuppathil thadicha kaant veliyileakku thoonghi kidannirunnu; oaru viral kadathi, kozhutha juice koandu vazhuthi kidannirunna love tunnalil oannum aayilla, 2 kadathi, oo.hum, 3 kadathi, ooh.um, yethaandu thairukalathil spoon ittilakkunna paruvam; pinne ammandhichulla yidathu kai muzhuvanum ullileakku kadathi, anghu kai kuzha vare sukhamai kayaripoayi, 3 / 4 valvu kalil viralukal thadaanjhu, kaaryamakkaathe munnottum pirakottum kai muttu vare kadathi yilakki koduthu; sukham sahikkate avar ava-sabhdhanghal undakki yirunnu, yiniyum, hai yiniyum, muzhuvanum kadathi yilakki uzhuthu marikkeda mone, yidakku ullile kai viralukal oannu vidarthi yilakki, thazhathum kattililum Ammakku kidakkaan pattatha avastha aayi; viral yeatho valvil thatti thurannu, vella paachil aayi, ekadesham oru glassil kollaavunnathrayum veliyil chadichu; Ammachikku yeathaandu oarumaathiri aayirunnu; kithachu koandu oruvidhathil parajhu; ninne samathicheada mone, nee kai kadathi ullil viralukal vidarthiyappol, aadhyamai kaliyude swargha sugham anubhavicheda mone; ninakku sukhichoda kutta. Jhaan paranjhu, dha yivanippozhum pachaykkanu avanu vallathe deshyam aayirikkuka aannu; yenthanennu vachaal avante veedham anghu kodutheakku, yillel prasanamanu. Avar udane thanne avane vaayilakki kozhupichu, yennittu oruvasham chearinjhu kidannu thannu, purakiloode poorinte randu paali kallum purathekku vidarnnirunnu; yente kadakoal sidiloode vidakhthamaai adhinullil aakki, hips nannai yirukki nalla tightaakki thannu; viswasikkan kazhijhilla, kai muzhuvannum kadathi sukhamai kutti yilakkiya poorinullil 5” khanamulla kunna onnumallayirunnu; yennal avarude vidhakhthamaaya pannal anubhathinte velichathil, yeathu sahacharyathilum yeathu size kunnakal kku anusarichum poorinte bhithikal kku yirukkam koottanum kurakkuvanum shtree kalkku kazhiyumennu avar padippichu thannu; yethandu 30 minutes nalla irukkamulla kanni pooril adikkunna moodil thanne avarude para poorilum adichu kalichu koduthu; 2 aalum oannichu paalabhishekam nadathi.

Mone yithiladichathano kooduthal sukham athoa Kunjhi yude cheria poorinano sukham thonniyathu; jhaan paranjhu guha polullathanelum cheaduthi yirrukki thannu pannichappol kochu pooril adhikkunnathinekkalum sukhamayirunnu. Jhanchodhichu Kunjhi ye kalichuvennar paranjhu; aarum paranjhathalla mone, jhaan kandathayirunnu; annu onathinu karandu poayappol aval ozhike yellavarum poayi, kure kazhinjhu jhaan avale noakki vannappol, main door thurannu kidakunnu, aareyum kandilla; akathu ninnum avalude oachayum bhahalavum keattappol kariyam manasilayi; anghane jhaan vearuthe thaakkoal pazhuthiloode noakkiyappol randallum nalla formil parannadikkuka aayirunnu; kurchu kazhinjhu aval monte kunna yeduthu chappithudachappoal athinte valuppam kandu, adhyam yente kannu thallipoayi, seri aano yeannu veendum veendum noakki urppakki; appol thanne yente poorilum yilakkam thudaghiyathanu; athonnu samippikkkaan yinnanu avasaram kittiyathu; deivathinu sthothram paranjhu; Ninghalude kali jhaan khanda kaariyam avalkkarijhooda. Annu vaikittu kalakathi akathi pathiye varunnathu kandappazhe monte kaliyude yekadeshm oaru idea kittyirunnu, yinnippol nearittanubhavikkanum pattiyallo; yellam oaru yoagam thanne; aval mikka divasavum raathriyil uranghathe kidannu viralitti kutti monte peru pirupirukkunnathu oaru sthiram pani aayirunnu; yippol athu kuranjhittundu; jhaan raavile palliyil pokumbhol Kunjhi monte veetil varunnathum ninghal kalichu rasikkunnathum yenikkariyamayirunnu; mone avalkku oarikkal abhadham pattiyathaanu; urukku vaidhyar undayirunnathinal maanam poakaathe rakhshapettu; yini ninghal sukhicho, yennal kuzhappam oannum pattathe noakkiyal mathi, avalkku oru aalochana vannittundu, oathal adutha massam nadathanam; athuvareyum mone oannu srathikkanam; yithoru apekhsha yannu; sukham kittiyaal avalkku pinne kaamapranthannu, oru bhodhavum undaakilla athanu monedu parajhathu. Yeppoal venamenghilum mone yentaduthu poaru, monte ishtam poale sukhippichu tharaam, yeantha poare; nammalude bhandham pillar ariyenda; anthinum vazhi undaakkam. Jhaan parajhu cheadathi yini kunjhi ye oannum oalikkaan noakkenda; avalanu yinnu yenne cheaduthyude aduthekku parajhayachathu thanne; jhaan avide thirichu cheannale aval inghoattu varu; athe poale urukku vaidhyar sithrammai ammakkum adichu polichu urukki tharunna kariyavum; ammakku valippa mulla kunna yeadulla thaalpariyavum aarthiyum avalkkariyam. Anghane oronnum parajhu parajhu randallum adutha roudilekku kadannirunnu; oaru puthiya style parishichu; (valiya thuranna poorulla shtree kalkku success aakunna style annithu). Europpukalil cheayunna thupoale shtree yude yum purushante yum uyaram oarupole adjust chethu, shtree poorna naghnnayayi fhithiyil chaari steady aayi nilkkuka, hip alpam loosakkuka (kooduthal balam pidi kathirikkuka); purshan kulachu nilkhunna valiya kunna kayileduthu pidichu koandu, roominte maruvasathu ninnum oadi vannu kai kondu kunna ye poorinu levalil pidichu oatta muttaanu, thuranna pooril yethra valiya kunna aayallum thurannu kayarikolum; ozrikkal seri aayilla yenghil veendum veendhum oadi vannu adichu kettanam; orikkal akathayal fhithil cherthu nirthi mathi varuvollam adichu pozlikkazm; yi style valare success ayi jhanghal anubhavichu; cheduthi yude parapoor aayirunnu onnamathe advantage; yellam kazhujhu, randallum santhosha mai veendum avasaram paole sandhikkamenna urappil thalkalathekku pirinjhu. Tharam paole, yippozhum Kunjhi yude local Radio tunne cheaithu kodukkunnundu Yennaal Amma yinnilla. (E-mail “ jesolal @yahoo.co.in”)