Kumar Apartment : Season 2 – Part 7 (Pahla Job Interview Neha Ke Sath)

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Seoaon II – Part 7: Pahla Job Interview Neha Ke Sath
Narrated by Akash.

Shobha ki batayi hui flat number ko khoj mein Neha ke flat ke paas pahucha. Lambi sans li aur ghanti baja di. Kuch second hue par kisi ka koi jawaab nahi aaya to maine ek bar aur ghanti baja di. Tabhi door khuli aur ek khoobsurat si ladki ne door open kar mujhe dekha.

Woh: Yes?

Main use dekh thoda chup raha.Mano awaaz gale se nikal hi nahi paa raha ho. kale ghane baal, khoobsurat gora chehra aur umar bhi kuch 22 ya 23 ki ya zyada se zyada 25. Sudaol badan aur uspar uski tight T-shirt aur ghutno se thoda upar tak ki lambai skirt.

Bas ankho mein utar gayi ki usne dubara kaha: Hello? Yaha kuch nahi chahiye. You can go.

Itna kah kar woh door band karne hi wali thi ki maine apna hosh sambhala aur bola: Nahi, nahi mein woh nahi!
Woh: Kya? Kya nahi?
Main: Main salesman nahi hoon.

Woh: To? Kya chahiye?
Main: Aap Neha ho?
woh: Tum kaon ho?
Main: Woh Shobha ne aapke paas mujhe bheja interview ke liye.

Ispar woh bhawro ko upar uthati hui muskurati hui boli: Oh! Tum, han main hi Neha hoon, aao andar!
Yakeen hi nahi ho raha tha ki itni kam umar ki ladki khud ki koi company chala rahi hai. Zaroor iske maa baap ka hoga ye company aur ise vasiyat mein mili hogi. Main uske peeche chalte hue uske ghar ke andar gaya.
Woh: Chalo baitho.

Uske kahne par sofe par baitha. Fir theek samne woh bhi baith gayi tango ke upar tang rakh kar jisse uska skirt thoda neeche sarka. Aur uski gori janhgo ka darshan mil gaya.
Woh: Apni resume dikhao.

Maine apne resume aur certificate wali file uske hath mein dedi.1 minute kuch pages padhne ke baad boli: Hmm, Akash, to isse pehle kahi job ki hai?
Main: Nahi, bas isi saal pass out hua hoon.
Woh: Hmmm tab to bilkul bhi experience nahi hoga kaam ka.

Main: Experience aaj to nahi hai madam par han kafi jaldi sikhta hoon. To aap chinta na kare. Jo bhi kaam hoga bade hi acche se karunga.
Woh: Hmm, jo bhi?
Main: Han jo bhi kaam hua sab karunga.

Woh: Ha ha ha! Job pane ke liye kuch bhi bologe.
Main: Nahi aisa nahi, sirf bol nahi raha, karunga bhi.
Woh: Ok to ek baar nach ke dikhao!
Main hairaan hot hue bola: Kya?

Itne mein ghar ka ek room khula. Aur usme se ek awaaz aayi: Kaun hai Nikita?
Woh: Woh, di Akash hai apse milne aaya tha.

Itne main ek thodi moti si aurat kareeb 35 saal ki honi chahiye. Khoobsurat chulbul sa chehra aur kafi khoobsurat kali ankhe wali ek room se bahar aayi. Usne tight kali T-shirt aur skin fit jeans pehni thi. Jisse uske 36 ke boobs ubhar ke meri ankho ko akarshit kar rahi thi.

Aur sath hi uske 32 ya 34 ki kamar aur neeche kuch bhi nahi to 36 ki gaand hogi. Pahli baar kisi moti aurat ko dekh mere ankho mein chamak aa gayi thi. Tabhi mujhe hosh mein layi.

Woh mere paas akar boli: Sorry Akash, zaroor isne khudko Neha batakar tumhari tang kheechi hogi. Ye kabhi baaz nahi ayegi. I am Neha by the way.
Nikita: Ha ha ha! nahi di main to bas.
Neha: jao andar, khamakha bas time paas karti rahti ho.

Ispar Nikita Neha ko muh banati hui andar shayad apne kamre ke taraf jane lagi. Main use jate hue dekh hi raha tha ki Nikita mudi aur muskurakar mujhe hath se bye ka ishara kar gayi.

Neha: Hmmm, to ab bolo.
Neha samne wali sofe pe baithi aur table par rakhi meri resume ki file lekar dekhne lagi. Main chup chap baitha raha bolne ko kuch na hokar.

Neha: To ye tumhara pehla job hai, right?
Akash: Yes madam.

Neha: Ok, waise main freshers ko leti nahi apne company mein. Par Shobha ke recommendation par le rahi hoon tumhe. Theek se kaam par dhyaan dena padega tumhe.
Main: Bilkul madam, aapko kabhi shikayat ka maoka nahi dunga.

Neha: Hmmm, ok to kab join hona chahte ho?
Main: Jab bhi aap kaho, I am ready.

Neha: Kafi energetic ho, impressive. Par han mere company mein sarkari office ke tarah sirf haziri aur 9 ghante khatam hone par ghar jana aisa sab nahi hota. Kabhi kabhi kaam lamba khichta hai. It’s a private company.
Main: No issues madam. Main poora man lagakar kaam karunga.

Neha: It’s fine agar tum chaho to mujhe office mein Neha bol sakte ho. We all work like a team. Koi kisi ka senior junior nahi banta. Haan par agar client meeting ho to unke samne zaroor ye madam shabd kaam aayega.
Main uski baate sun chup chaap baitha raha.

Neha: Aur han please be on time. Mujhe late work shuru karne wale pasand nahi. Aur sath hi agar tumhara kaam jaldi khatam ho jaye to you can take early off. Jaldi ghar bhi ja sakte ho, mujhe usse koi problem nahi.
Main: Ok madam.

Neha: I only care deliverance, kaam! Time pe khatam hona chahiye mujhe uske alawa mujhe koi bhi cheez problem nahi.
Main: Ok madam.
Neha: Hmmm, ek kaam karo, laptop laaye ho?

Main: Nahi, woh mujhe laga interview hai to…
Neha: Koi baat nahi, meri laptop lelo aur ek file deti hoon usme pichle 4 mahine ke company bills hai. Uska account clearance ka chart banao tally mein.
Main: Han kyu nahi. Laptop dijiye abhi bana deta hoon.

Neha: I like your enthusiasm.
Main: Thank you madam.

Neha uth kar apne room ko gayi. Tabhi Nikita apne room se nikli aur mujhe dekh muskurati hui ghar se bahar chali jati hai. Iske baad Neha apne room se laptop lekar mujhe deti hai aur sath hi ek file bhi. Maine dono liya aur chup chap apna kaam shuru kar diya.

Neha: You need coffee, tea, anything?
Main: No no. it’s ok
Ispar Neha uthi aur uske kitchen ke taraf chali gayi. Main apna kaam karne laga aur ek das minute bad woh wapas aayi do cup coffee ke sath.

Neha: Ye lo, main sochi ki akele piyungi to theek nahi hoga. To tumhare liye bhi bana di.
Main: Iski koi zaroorat nahi thi.
Neha: Nahi it’s ok piyo.

Main apna kaam karne laga. Kuch 5 minute paper palat palat kar accounts ki tally file bana hi raha tha ki pocket mein pada mera phone bajne laga. Main Neha ke taraf dekha ye sochkar ki phone dekhu ya nahi.

Usne kaha: attend karlo, it’s ok.
Main jhat se pocket se phone nikala aur dekha to Shobha ka call aa raha tha, turant attend kiya.
Main: Hello, Shobha.

Shobha: Kaisa chal raha hai interview?
main: Ab tak to koi problem nahi hai. Sab theek hi chal raha hai.
Shobha: Ok to tum kab tak wapas aaoge?
main: Woh pata nahi, Shobha.

Shobha: Ok ok jab bhi aao to aane se pehle mujhe ek baar call kar dena.
Main: Ok par kya.

Isse pehle ki main apni baat khatam karta Shobha ne call kat diya. Pata nahi kyu call ki. Maine Neha ke taraf dekha to woh mujhe dekh rahi thi to fir maine kuch aur nahi kiya. Table se cup utha kar apni bachi hui coffee pi aur wapas kaam pe lag gaya.

Kuch minute bad Neha apne sofe se uthi aur meri aur uski coffee ki cup lekar kitchen ko jane lagi. Main use jate hue dekhne laga. Sach bolu to tight jeans mein uski ubhari moti gaand kitni mast lag rahi thi. Fir turant maine apna nazar hatate hue khud ko bola ki aisa sab mat karo aur apne kaam par dhyan lagaye.

Main apna kaam karta raha aur thodi der baad Neha wapas aakar apna mobile ke sath mere samne baith gayi. Kuch der poore ghar pe sirf mere laptop button ki khit pit hi sunayi de rahi thi. Tabhi Neha ne kaha.

Neha: Apna phone number dena.
Main: Han likho, 77******11
Neha: Main tumhe watsap mein message karungi, meri bhi number save karlo.
Main: Han bilkul madam.

Neha: To account sab theek aa raha hai?
Main: Nahi, pata nahi kyu.
Neha: Kyu kya hua?
Main: Kuch nahi, main ek bar aur sara hisab check karta hoon.
Neha: Good.

Itna kahti hui Neha uthi aur apne room ko chali gayi. Kafi der baith kar kandha dukhne laga to angdayi lete hue ghar mein idhar udhar dekhne laga. To samne shelf par kuch photo frames dekha. Jisme Neha ek 50 ke kareeb admi ke sath khadi thi. Yakeenan uska baap hi hoga woh budha.

Main firse apne kaam pe lag gaya. Kuch der baad Neha apne kamre se nikal kitchen ko gayi. Ek minute kuch hua ki dhadam se kuch barthan neeche girkar tootne ka awaaz aaya. Main turant utha aur kitchen ko jaane laga. Yoon to main nahi bhi jata to koi baat nahi thi.

Par socha apni nayi boss par thoda impression jamane ke liye madat kar doo. Ye soch main kitchen pahuncha to neeche floor par hamare coffee piye cup toot kar bikhre hue the. Neha apne ghutno par baith mere taraf peet dikhati hui floor se cup ke tookde utha rahi thi. Sach bataun to nazara bura nahi tha.

Uski jeans mein ubhari moti gaand kafi mast lag rahi thi. Mann kiya ki jakar ek baar uski gaand par hath fer doon. Par fir apne gande armano ko dabaya.

Maine bola: Kya hua? Main help kar doon kya?
Woh achanak se meri awaaz sun chaok gayi. Aur uth khadi hokar boli: Tum kab aaye yahan?
Main: Bas abhi awaaz sunkar. Kya hua?

Neha: Nahi kuch nahi bas cup hath se phisal gaye mere. Ouch!
Uski auch ki awaaz par maine dekha ki Neha ne apni ek ungli cup ke toote tukdo se katwa liya. Khoon nikalne laga aur main uske pas jakar uske hath se cup ke tukde lene laga.

Main: Do idhar, apna hath dekho. Zyada to nahi kata.
Neha apne hath se nikalte khoon ko dekh boli: Shit yaar, ek kaam karoge.
Main: Han boliye.
Neha: Mere room mein jakar mere drawer se, nahi to ruko main jaati hoon.

Main: Nahi koi baat nahi main jata hoon, kya chahiye boliye.
Neha: Nahi it’s ok.
Itna kahti hui woh apna khoon se sana hath dhone lagi aur fir apne room ko chali gayi.

Main wapas jakar laptop lekar kaam karne laga. 5 minute baad Neha room se wapas aayi to uski ungli mein bandage dekha.
Main: Theek ho aap?
Neha: Han bus thoda sa kata hai, it’s ok aur thanks.

Main: Nahi koi baat nahi.
Neha is baar mere bagal mein aakar baith gayi aur boli: Hmm, to hua kya account pura?

Main uske aise kareeb aakar baithne se hichkicha gaya. Par uski badan ki bhi kya khushboo thi. Uske badan se ameeri ki khushboo aa rahi thi. Kafi mehanga perfume hoga jo bhi woh lagati hai.

Main: Han, nahi, mera matlab nahi.
Neha: Ha ha ha! Kya hua? Haan ya nahi? Koi ek bolo na.
Main: Nahi, nahi hua.
Neha: Kyu? Kya problem hui?

Main: Ek minute dikhata hoon.
Main use apna laptop dikhane laga aur theek se dekhne ke liye woh mere aur kareeb aa gayi. Jisse uski jeans mein dhaki janghe mere jangho se sat gaya.

Main: Ye dekho, maine sare bills ke hisab se account settle to kar diya. Lag bhag 3 se 4 bar check bhi kiya, ek bhi hisaab chuta nahi hai.

Neha: To, sab sahi aana chahiye na.
Main: Han par, hisaab sahi nahi mil raha. Difference aa raha hai.
Neha: Kitne ka?
Main: 4 lakh.

Neha: What? 4 lakh?
Main: Han wahi to samajh mein nahi aa raha. Aur han ye 4 lakh ka ek hisaab mila hai.
Neha: Tell mei.

Main: ye 4 lakh aapke company account se cash ke roop mein pichle 3 mahine se withdraw hua hai. Ye dekhiye bank summary.
Neha: Ho hi nahi sakta. Company account se to sirf main paise nikal sakti hoon as cash. Aur koi nahi kar sakta.

Main: Woh ab kisne nikala woh to main nahi janta. Par ye aapki company bank statement hai aur isme saaf dikhaya hai ki paisa as cash atm se nikala gaya hai. Par hisab tally karne ke liye mujhe ye paise kaha kiss service ya product mein kharcha hua. Woh dikhana padega jo hai hi nahi.

Neha: Par ATM to hamesha mere paas hi raha hai.
Main: Agar aisa hai to shayad your account is hacked. Koi lagataar chote chote amount mein paise nikaal raha hai.
Neha: Oh god?

Main: Waise aapke office mein abtak accounts kaon dekh raha tha?
Neha: Ek banda tha Raveesh naam ka par use maine nikaal diya.
Main: Kyu?

Neha: Woh kisi police case mein phasa jisse mujhe company ki reputation bachane ke liye use nikalna pada.
Main: Kab nikale?

Neha: Hmmm 2 hafte pehle.
Main: Aur aapko ab tak usne nahi bataya tha ki 3 mahine se aapke account se paise chori ho rahe hai?
Neha: Nahi!

Main: Tab to saaf hai ki woh hi hoga.
Neha: Oh god! Par tab bhi woh aise kaise kar sakta hai without my ATM card?
Main: Shayad aisa ho ki woh apka card churata tha. Aur paise nikalne ke baad wapas use wahi rakh deta tha jaha apne rakha tha.

Neha: Han shayad. Uski to main what lagane wali hoon.
Main tabhi ek baat socha aur fir bola: ek minute.
Neha: Kya?
Main: Apne kaha ki use 2 hafte pehle nikal diya company se.

Neha: Han!
Main: Par yahan to pichle hafte bhi account se 25000 rupaye as cash nikala gaya hai.
Neha: Ho hi nahi sakta.

Maine use bank statement dikhate hue bola: ye dekho saaf likha hai ki, FDHC bank ke ATM se 25000 nikala gaya hai.
Neha: To ye Raveesh nahi ho sakta.
Main: Nahi Raveesh hai bhi aur nahi bhi.

Neha: Matlab?
Main: Ek baat to pakka hai ki Raveesh janta tha ki company account se paise nikala ja raha hai par usne bataya nahi. To iske peeche woh hai. Par agar 2 hafte se woh apke kisi contact mein nahi hai to matlab koi aur paise nikala hai.

Neha: Han to matlab kya hai iska?
Main: Matlab ki Raveesh akela nahi hai. Koi aur bhi hai. Koi aur jo aapke office mein abhi bhi hai.
Neha: Ek minute ruko, main abhi police se baat karti hoon.

Main: Ruko!
Neha: Kyu?

Main: Mere hisaab se aap abhi police ko na bulaye. Ek to already police case hone ke karan apne kaha ki company reputation ke liye Raveesh ko apne bahar kiya. Aur is case ke karan office mein police ka aana jana hoga.Shayad jiske karan company ko problem ho sakti hai.

Neha: Nice, achi baat hai ki tum itni jaldi mere company ke bare mein sochne lage ho. To abhi tumhare hisaab se kya kare?
Main: Raveesh ke nikalne ke baad bhi paisa chori hua hai iska matlab yahi hai ki jo bhi chura raha hai woh ruk nahi raha.

Neha: To, paise chori hote rahne doon kya?
Main: Han!
Neha: Kya? Gone mad, Akash?

Main: Nahi, bas ek baar aur chori hone do, but is baar chor ko ye nahi pata ki apko pata hai. To is baar jab woh kare to ham use range hath pakad sakte hai.
Neha: Ok par kaise?
Main: Mujhe nahi lagta ki apke office mein CCTV camera na ho.

Neha: Hai, bilkul hai.
Main: Kal office pahunch kar ham camera ki position dekh ke agli planning karte hai.
Neha: I think you are smart Akash. I am even more impressed.

Main: Thank you, madam.
Neha: Tum detective kyu nahi ban gaye, ha ha ha!
Main: Ha ha ha! Apne aisa kyu kaha.

Neha: Woh field acha hai tumhare liye.
Main: Nahi nahi, han detective movies zyada dekhta hoon.
Neha: Whatever…

Itne mein Neha ka phone baja aur woh attend karke baat karne lagi.
Neha: Hey, kya hua?
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Neha: Sab theek hi hai bas mera kaam ho hi gaya, kyu ki mujhe bahar jani thi.
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Neha: Nahi nahi woh baad mein, I will arrange someone else for that.
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Neha: Kyu kya hua?
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Neha: Par mujhe to abhi afternoon ko ek meeting ke liye jana hoga.
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Neha: Kya bolo?
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Neha: Abhi? Woh kaise hoga? Aur aisi kya kaam hai tujhe itni zaroori?
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Iske baad Neha uthi aur phone mein baat karti hui apne room gayi aur door band kar di. Kaafi lamba call tha uska ki kareeb 5 se 10 minute baad woh wapas aayi. Phone mein boli: Koi baat nahi chal tu maze kar, ha ha ha!

Iske baad phone kaat kar Neha mere paas chali aayi. Aur boli: Akash! Afternoon kya kar rahe ho?
Main: Main? Kuch nahi, kyu kya hua?
Neha: Ek client meeting hai. Tum bhi chalo mere sath.

Main: Aaj?
Neha: Han, sochlo tum aaj se hi join ho gaye ho.
Main: Par, I am not ready.

Neha: Tension mat lo. Tum bas mere sath rahna. Kuch bolne ki zarurat nahi. Tumhe bhi client meeting ki experience ho jayegi.
Main: Han ok.

Neha: To ruko, main ready hokar aati hoon. Bahar hi hum log lunch karenge aur fir meeting ko jayenge ok.
Main: ok, done madam.

Neha: ‘Neha’, is fine Akash. ha ha ha!

Iske baad Neha apne room ko gayi. Maine apni banayi account ki file save ki aur laptop band kar wait karne laga. Kareeb 10 minute ke baad Neha apne room se bahar aayi aur use dekh main bas dekhta rah gaya. Jeans aur T-shirt mein khoobsurat to lag hi rahi thi. Aur ab use dekh mera mann machal utha.

Kale rang ki tight deep neck cut crop top jo acha khasa uski mans bhari naavi. Aur cleavage dikha rahi thi aur sath hi neeche kale rang ki matching tight skirt jo uske ghutno se bas thoda upar tak tha. Hath mein silver color ki purse ke sath ameer sexy aurat lag rahi thi.

Neha: To chale?
Main use jawab nahi de paya uske achanak se poochne par to
Neha: Kya hua? Aise kya dekh rahe ho? Achi nahi lag rahi hoon kya?
Main: Nahi nahi, maine aisa kab kaha?  Aap to kafi khoobsurat lag rahi ho.

Neha ke chehre par sharm aur muskaan ek sath aa gayi. Sach mein bhale moti hai par kafi khoobsurat bhi hai. Aaj tak kisi moti aurat ko dekh mujhe aisa kabhi mehsoos nahi hua tha.

Neha: Tum na mujhe ye aap bolna abhi se hi band kar do, specialy clients ke samne. Ya to madam bolo ya fir naam.
Main: Ok jaisa aap kaho.

Main utha aur fir hum dono nikal gaye hamare meeting aur meri zindgi ka pehle company ke meeting ke liye. Kafi jaldi hua sab kuch. Bina kahi gaye itni jaldi job bhi lag gayi. Shobha sachme kitni madatgaar hai. Bechari ghar mein akele pata nahi kitni bore ho rahi hogi.

To be continued.