Ufante Rishte Aur Jism Ki Pyaas – Part 1

Main Characters:

Name: Ram Upadhyay.
Age: 40 years.
Height: 5’10”
Complexion: wheatish.
Caste: Pandit.
Citizenship : Indian.
Status: single.
Work: Business man(CEO of multinational companies).

Kehte hain jaisa naam waisa kaam..

Ram ek bahut hi sadhran aur lagan se apna kaam karne wala insaan hai..aaj Ram ke issi vyvhar aur issi lagan ke kaaran aaj woh ek multinationalist ban saka hai..

TDH (tall-dark-handsome), ke quality aur kaam mein shidata hone ke kaaran ladkiyaan Ram se kaafi inspired raha karti thi.. Ram thehre bade hi simple aur down-to-earth insaan..kaam ke maamle mein behadd strict aur Ram ke saamne koi bhi bahana banana kisi bhi employee ke liye koi aasan kaam hargiz nahi tha..

Ram ka favourite employee:

Name: Rajesh Yadav.
Age: 38 years.
Height: 5’7”
Complexion: Fair.
Caste: Yadav’s.
Citizenship: Indian.
Status: married with many extra-marital affairs.
Work: Vice-President of one of Ram’s first company.

Rajesh apne kaam mein bahut hi dedicated rehta hai..Ram ne jab apni pehli company kholi thi toh Rajesh (jo ki Ram ka school time friend hai) ne Ram ko bahut support diya tha aur issi ke chalet dono ache dost toh the hi par ab dono office mein bhi ache saathi bann gaye hain..

Rajesh ke swabhaav school days se hi aaiyaash kisam ka tha.. usne Ram se aaj tak school se lekar ussi abhi chal rahi neeji zindagi sabh kuch share kiya hai..lekin Ram par aaj tak Rajesh ki kusangati ka koi bura assar nahi pada..Rajesh ke bacche nahi hain kyun ki rajesh ke hi gupt angoon mein problem hai..aur uski wife abhi bhi ek dum kamsan kali hai.. par fir bhi rajesh ki bahar muh maarne ki buri aadat hai..

Ram apne usoolo ka pucca tha usse koi bhi conditions tod nahi sakti thi usse apne jeevan mein kya karna hai yeh usse bakhoobi pata tha..

Rajesh ne kabhi Ram ko badalne ki koi bhi koshish nahi kari chahte hue bhi Rajesh kabhi Ram ke mann ki baatein nahi jaan pata tha..

Neeji jindagi mein jitna saral tha Ram..kaam mein utna hi taej aur farrat tha.. deals sign karna project file karna Ram ke liye bahut hi aasaan kaam tha..Aaj Ram bahut hi paise wala aur Bharat ka naami grami insaan bann gaya tha.. Ram ka naam ke charity funds chalte the,kissi inauguration ke liye Ram ko log bade hi mann se invite karte the..

Ram bahut hi popular aur smart tha logon ka ideal tha Ram..lekin aaj tak koi bhi Ram ke mann ki baatein nahi jaan paya tha ki..usne aaj tak shaadi kyun nahi ki thi..??inti shahurat hone ke baavjood bhi koi bhi khaas shaunk naa rakhna..??Ram ka neeji zindagi mein itna reserve hona.. in sabh ka raaz aaj tak kisi ko bhi nahi pata tha..

January 26th 2012
10:00 am..

Rajesh: sirji.. good morning.. aaj office mein kaise??

Ram: yaar ghar par kya karta i love office you knw naa..

Rajesh: Ram hadd karte ho bhai 26 jan ko bhi boss office aa raha hai.. employees kya karenge..mujhe chutti chahiye dost isliye aaj office aaya hunn..

Ram: Rajesh..yaar woh cannada wale project ka kya hua??

Rajesh: well aaj client ki requirements clear hojayengi then we will start working on it..

Ram: hmmmm.. waise rajesh Thomas chutti bahut leta hai..

… … THOMAS.. …

Ram ka PA hai..jo lagatar chuttiyan leta rehta hai..

Ram Thomas se behad pareshaan hai.. Ram employees ko fire karne ke favour mein kabhi bhi nahi hota hai lekin this man Thomas ne Ram ki naak mein damm karke rakha hai..

Rajesh: well sir dekh lijiye aap kahen toh koi naya employee dekhun aapki PA ki post ke liye..

Ram: haan Rajesh Thomas ko convince karke usse hamari network company mein shift kardete hain uske liye mobile network NOVA NETWORKS mein ek achi si job dekh kar usse wahan shift karva do usse naukri se mat nikaalo..you knw naa I don’t favour all this..

Rajesh: yes sir! Well sir MAA kaisi hain unki tabiyat kaisi hai??

Ram: MAA thik hain kal hi london se illaj karva ke Mumbai laut rahin hain i hope now she’ll be able to walk good..

. . . . RAM KI MAA (Sharda Devi). . . .

Age : 50 years.
Complexion: very Fair.

Ram ki MAA sharda devi jo Ram se behad pyar karti hai Ram bhi apni MAA se bahut pyar karta hai isliye usne apne chote bhaai ke saath maa ko London unke jodon ke dard ke illaj ke liye bheja tha..

Sharda devi ki saalon se ek hi rathh chal rahi thi ki Ram jaise taise shaadi karle.. lekin Ram thehra saadi
ke gyaan se ek dum anjaan aur kabhi shaadi nahi karna chahta tha..

Takreeban 2:30 pm

Rajesh Ritu ko inform kar chukka tha ki who ghar aa raha hai..

Ritu aaj bade hi mood mein thi aur rajesh ka besabri se intejaar kar rahi thi..

Ram aur rajesh ghar pahunch gaye..Ram ne dekha ki rajesh ka ghar acha khasa bungalow hai aur well maintained garden jis mein ek jhoola hai hawa se hil raha hai.. gate par guards tainaad hain for the security.. ram gaadi se utar kar rajesh ki gaadi ke pass jahan woh abhi abhi gaadi se utra tha wahan pahunch gaya..

Rajesh: aaiye sir andar chalte hain..

Ram: haan?? Haan hann..(ghar ko dekhne mein khoya hua tha..thoda hosh mein aate hue kehta hai..) Rajesh yaar pehli baar kissi married couple ke ghar is tarha jaa raha hunn thoda ajeeb sa lag raha hai..ek kaam kar ritu bhabhi ko bata de ki mein bhi saath aa raha hunn..

Rajesh: boss ghar toh aa hi gaye hain naa ab andar chal kar hi bata dete hain ki aap bhi saath aayen hain..

Rajesh is baat se bekhabar tha ki Ritu aaj bahut dino baad thode alag mood mein aur uska besabri se intezaar kar rahi hai.. Rajesh aur Ram car ki chaabiyan guards ko car park karne ke liye dete hain aur dono khud paidal chal kar gate aur ghar ke beech ki doori ko poora karte hain..

Rajesh door bell bajata hai..Ritu door bell sunte hai seedhiyoon se bhaagti hui neeche hall mein aati hai aur ghatt se darwaaza kholte hi darwaze se 4 kadam bahar aati hai aur apni baahon ka haar rajesh ke gale mein daal kar usse hug kar leti hai..

Ritu ne bahut hi sexy gown pehni hai jis mein se uske 38 size ke boobs ki uthi hui bust line ek dum clear dikhai de rahi hai aur jo abhi rajesh ke seene se ek dum dabi hui hai..gown mein dono side se long cuts hain jis wajah se Ritu ki aadhi se jyada jaanghe dikhai de rahi hain.. Ritu ki gown itni patli hai ki usse pehnna aur naa pehenna ek hi samaan hai..

Ritu hug toh kar leti hai rajesh ritu ke hug ko bahi komalta se uski kamar par haath rakh kar sweekaar bhi karta hai lekin thodi hi daer baad jab ritu ki nazar Ram oar padti hai toh woh sharam se paani paani ho jaati hai..

Ram ne aisa nazaara apni poori zindagi mein pehli baar dekha tha aur dekhte hi usse bechaini aur ajeebsi garmi ka ehsaas hone laga..

Rajesh: (condition ko sambhaalte hue) aaa…aa.. aammm..Aaiye sir andar aaiye..(ritu ko aankhen dikhte hue andar jaane ka ishaara karte hue..)

Ram: nahi rajesh mein soch raha tha ki mein fir kabhi tumhare ghar aata.. actually woh tender aane wala tha client side se toh thoda kaam yaad aa gaya..

Rajesh: arre sir itne saalon mein pehli baar ghar aayen hain thoda baithiye naa..

Ritu rajesh ke aankhein dekhaane par andar bhaag agi thi aur ab ritu ne ek halki wali chiffon ki saree pehen li hai..

Rajesh: sir baithiye naa.. (jor se)ritu… sir ke liye khana lavao sir aaj yahin par khaana kha kar jayenge..

Ram: rajesh.. yaar itni takleef kyun utha rahe ho..its fine yaar..

Ritu khaana dining table par sajate hue Scotti hai.. “rajesh pagal ho gaye hain kya aise kaise apne BOSS ko ghar le aayen aur mujhe inform bhi nahi kiya..woh toh acha hai ki meine poora lunch banaya tha nahi toh rajesh khud ki naak toh katvate saath mein poora khana banane mein meri jaan nikal jaati.. par mein bhi kitni buddhu hoon aaj kya hogaza tha mujhe kuyun meine aise kapde pehen liye..sir kya soch rahe honge mere baare mein..shit yaar kahin inki naukri par koi aanch naa aaye.. nahi toh yeh toh mujhe kaccha hi khaa jayenge..”

Ritu: suniye khana lag chuka hai..dinig table par hi aajaiye..

Rajesh: haan thik hai..(thode kadak swar mein) chaliye sir..

Ram: (thoda atpata mehsus kar raha hai..aur kehta hai) haan chalo..

Dono dining table par aakar aamne saamne baith jaate hain..ritu dono ki pate laga rahi hai aur rajesh ke khayalon ko haal hi hui ghatna ke ki vajah se bhaanpne ki koshish karti hai lekin rajesh ka poora dhayan Ram ko serve karne mein hai.. Ritu ne phir Ram ke vichaaron ko bhaanpne ki koshish kar aur usse Ram ke vyavhaar mein rookha pan aur sharam nazar aai..ritu nazar hi nazar main ram ki nazar se nazar milane ki koshish karti hai lekin Ram khaane mein magan hai..Ritu koshish mein lagi hai ki kisi tarha ek baar Ram ritu ki ore dekhe toh ritu ko kam se kam samajh mein aaye ki Ram soch kya raha hai ritu ke baare main..

Bahut koshish ke bavjood bhi Ram ki nazarein Ritu se nahi mil pai..rajesh aur Ram ka khana kha kar ho gaya hai..

Ritu: (rajesh se)dessert lenge..

Rajesh: (roothe hue sur mein) haan sir ko serve karo..

Ritu: (ram se) sir dessert..

Ram: (ritu se bade hi komal swar mein) nahi bhabhi ji thank you mein lunch mein dessert nahi leta..

Ritu ko komalta se diya hua Ram ka jawab acha lagta hai aur uske chere par ek muskaan si chaa jaati hai.. thodi daer baad Ram apni nazar uthata hai..

Ritu rajesh ko dessert serve karne mein busy hai Ram ki nazar ritu ke chehe par hai aur rajesh dessert ko dekh raha hai.. ritu eka ek nazar uthati hai aur Ram ko apni ore dekhte paati hai..ritu ram se nazar mita hi nazar sharam se serious bhaav ke saath hata leti hai..mahaul thodi daer pehle hue ritu ke kapde wale vakyaat ke baad jo garam hogaya tha ab thoda thanda hota nazar aa raha hai..ritu aur ram ek doose se nazarein milene ke baad thoda halka mehsus kar rahe the..

Rajesh: sir khana kaisa laga??

Ram: dost khaana bahut badhiya tha jyada kha liya aaj..

Rajesh: thank you sir..

Ram: thanku tumhe nahi bhabhiji ko kehna chahiye..she is a good cook..

Rajesh: (thode gusse mein ritu ki ore dekhta hai..) hmmm yes sir she is a good cook..

Ritu ko aaj darr hai ki rajesh aaj usse bahut dantega aur jis tarha 2 saal pehle rajesh ne ritu par haath uthaya tha kahin aaj rajesh fir wahi naa kar de..ritu darri hui hai..aur yahi sabh sochte sochte ritu ke haath se table se joothe bartan uthate samay ek kaanch ki glass neeche gir jaati hai..ritu hosh mein aati hai aur chaaro taraf shaanti chaai hui hai..

Rajesh: (jo kaafi daer se sayyam rakhe hue hau ritu ko dante hue..) dhayan kahan rehta hai tumhara samajh mein nahi aata hai ki ghar mein koi mehmaan aaya hai..pehle toh aisi ghinoni harkat karke poori naak katadi meri aur ab glass fod di nusaan hi nuksaan karna ata hai tumhe..koi kaam ki nahi ho tum..jao apne kaure main le jao apni yeh manhus shakal meri nazroon ke saamne se..

Ritu rote hue seedhiyoon ko ore bhaagti hai tabhi Ram beech mein bol padta hai..

Ram: ritu bhabhi..rukiye..

Yeh sunkar ritu ruk jaati hai..

Ram: (rajesh se) rajesh tum itne krur kabse bangaye yaar?? Galti hi kya hai bhabhiji ki??

Rajesh: yaar Ram tum mere boss ho tumhari respect nahi hai kya usse kaise tumhare saamne aa gai??

Ram: mein tera boss baad mein rajesh pehle mein tera dost hoon shayad tu bhool gaya hai ki galti teri hai..

Rajesh: sir aap ritu ki side le rahen hain..?? aapko meri galti nazar aati hai uski nahi.. pareshaan ho gaya hoo is aurat se mein..

Ram: rajesh shayad tum bhool gaye ki meine tumse kaha tha ki tum ritu bhabhi ko inform kardo ki mein bhi tumhare saath aa raha hoon but tumne meri baat hi kahan suni ab bhabhiji par chilla rahe ho.. woh kitna chahti hain tumhe surparise plan kiya tha unhone meine aa kar aaj sabh kuch spoil kar diya.. lekin usse jyada mujhe is baat ka bura lag raha hai rajesh ki tum kine non-understanding insaan ho..

Rajesh: but sir..

Ram: (rajesh ko kehne nahi deta hai..) par ek ehsaan kardo please atlest mere saamne ritu bhabhi ko is tarha se insult mat karo..

(Itna keh kar ram ritu ki ore badhta hai aur kehta hai..) bhabhiji i’m sorry for spoilling your surprise and your mood..

Ritu: sir aapne mujhe samjha yeh bahut badi baat hai mere liye nahi toh toh apne aapse kabhi nazarein hi nahi mila paati..aap sorry naa kahen..sirji..

Itna keh kar ram wahan se nikal jata hai aur rajesh gusse mein beizzat ho kar apne kamre mein chala jaata hai..

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Ufante Rishte Aur Jism Ki Pyaas