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Uncle= mujhe to apse bat karne me bhi sharm aa rahi hai.Kahkar uncle phir se rone lage.

Mummy= dekhiye aap ki to vo patni thi aap apni patni par kaise dhyan nhi rakh sakte hai.

Uncle = yahi to meri galti huyi hai jiska itana bada khamyaja bhugatna pad raha hai. Dekhiye mujhe aap maaf kar dijiye mai apse mafi mangta hun meri bajah se aap ki kitani preshani uthani pad rhi hai. Iske liye mai aapse hath jodkar mafi mangta hun. Uncle hath jodne lage.

Mummy = are are ye aap kya kar rhe hai . Dekhiye ab hume hi unko sahi raste lana.
Uncle= bo kaise.

Mummy = kaise bhi kar ke unhe samajhana hi hoga. Acha mai chayi lekar aati hun.

Uncle = are nhi nhi rahne dijiye. Mummy under chayi lane chali gayi. Thodi der bad mummy chayi lekar aayi. Uncle chayi pine lage. Chayi pine ke bad.

Uncle= acha bhabi ji chalta hun mai ab. Or ek bar phir aap se maafi mangta hun.

Mummy = nhi nhi aap apni bibi ko samajhane ki kosis kijiye ho sakta ho thoda dimag thikane aa jaye.

Uncle= ji kosis karunga . Mai chahta hun ki ghar ki bat ghar me hi rah jaye to aacha hai. Phir uncle chale gaye.

Phir rat me papa aye. Papa sarab piye huye the. Papa unke kamre me chale gaye. Mummy bhi unke kamre me gayi.
Mummy= bhuja aaye apni pyas uss rand se.

Papa= ye ye kamini jara tamij se bat kar.
Mummy = bo kya sikhayegi mujhe tamij bo to khud dusre mardo ko takti rahti hai.

Papa gusse se mummy ko ek thapad mar diye.
Papa= jada muh mat khula mera tu konsi satisavitri hai tu bhi to apne ganv me kitno ke sath gul khilayi hai . Mujhe kya pata nhi ye sab.
Mummy= dekhiye bo aurat pagal bana rahi hai apko aap samajhne ki kosis kijiye humara beta hai ek beti jo uske sasural me hai unka kya hoga. Or iss umra me log kya kahenge.

Papa= mujhe kuch nhi pata. Bo meri joru hai or kal mai usse iss ghar me lekar aaunga. Mummy unki bat sunkar chonk gayi.

Mummy= iss janam me to mai usse iss ghar me pair nhi rakhne dungi.
Papa gussa ho gaye or mummy ko thapad marne lage. Mummy rone lagi. Papa mummy ke ball pakad kar ye ghar tere baap ka nhi hai jo tu itana hukm jata rahi hai.

Mummy =mere baap ka naa sahi lakin ye ghar mera hai or mai iss ghar se kahin nhi jane wali . Papa mummy ke ball pakad mummy ko marne lage. Tabhi mai aaya. Tab papa under chale gaye the. Or mummy jor jor se rone lagi. Mai mummy ko chup kara raha tha. Mummy aunty ko bahut gali de rahi thi.

Dusre din dopehar me mummy so rahi thi. Mai apne kamre me tha. Tabhi maine kuch aavaj sunni. Mai dhire se dekha to papa door khol rhe the. Or ye kyaa bo aunty. Ye bhagvan ab kya hoga. Aunty bilkul nayi dulhan ki tarah saji huyi thi. Papa ne use kamre me jane kaha. Aunty dusre kamre me chali gayi. Mai mummy ko jagane gaya. Mummy so rahi thi.

Mai= mummy uthooo utho na bo aa chuki hai ghar me.
Mummy to bahut ghabra gayi or gusse mai uth kar bahar aayi or dusre kamre me gayi. Jahan bo aunty thi.

Mummy= kamini kulta dayan mere pure ghar ko khhha gayi mai tujhe nhi chhhodungi. Kahkar mummy aunty ka gala pakad li. Or aunty palang pe gir gayi. Tabhi papa aaye or papa mummy ko chhudane lage. Mummy nhi maani tab papa mummy ko ek jor se thapad mare. Mummy sidhe jammeen pe gir gayi. Or rone lagi.

Papa= ab ye yahi rahegi jana hai to tu chali jaa.
Mummy = dekhiye dekhiye aap meri bat samajhne ki kosis kijiye ye aurat nhi dayana hai dayana humare pure ghar ko khhha jayegi.
Papa = mujhe tumhri faltu ki bakbas nhi sunana. Chalo utho.
Mummy= mai kahin nhi jane wali hun yahan se.

Papa= ye mera ghar hai tere baap ka diya hua dayja nhi jo yahi rahegi. Papa mummy ko dhhaka dene lage.

Mai= papa kya ho gaya hai apko. Papa mujhe bhi marne lage.
Mummy papa ke pair pakadne lagi. Lakin papa nhi mane or mummy ko mujhe dhhaka dene lage.Or ghar se nikal kar door band kar diye. Mummy bahi door par rone lagi. Thodi der bad baju ke flate se uncle darwaja khole. Uncle bhi mayush lag rhe the.

Uncle = dekhiye aakhir kabtak aap yahi bahar beithi rahegi. Aayiye under aayiye.

Mummy kuch nhi boli bas gusse se ankhe llal thi.
Uncle = plz meri bat samajhne ki kosis kijiye chaliye under log dekhenge to kya sochenge.

Mummy= nhiiii ab mai yahi marungi chah jo ho jaye.
Uncle= mai apko samajh sakta hun lakin lakin karan ki padhayi likhayi ke bare me to sochiye. Phir mummy meri taraf dekhi.Or mere sir par hath farne lagi.

Uncle= plz chaliye under aaram se soch lijiye . Phir mummy bhi maan gayi. Mummy uthne lagi. Mummy se uthne nhi ho raha tha to uncle mummy ke kandhe pakad kar mummy ko uthne me madad ki. Phir mai or mummy uncle ke ghar gaye.

Uncle= aayiye under aayiye. Or isse apna hi ghar samjhe.
Mummy= ji aap ka bahut bahut dhanyabad.
Uncle= ji nhi mera itana to farj banata hi hai .

Phir uncle ek kamre me mummy ko or mujhe aaram karne bole.Or khud bahar aa gaye. Mummy yahan bhi bahut roye jaa rahi thi. Maine mummy ko chup karane ki bahut kosis ki lakin mummy nhi mani. Phir thodi der bad mummy rote rote hi son gayi or phir mai bhi so gaya. Sham ko jab mai utha tab maine dekha mummy chupchap beithi hai or gahari soch me dubi huyi hai. Mujhe papa ke upar bahut gussa aa raha tha. Tabhi door pe knok huyi. Or uncle under aaye. Uncle chayi lekar aaye the. Uncle ne pahle mujhe chayi di phir mummy ko dene lage lakin mummy mana karne kagi.

Mummy= ji nhi mai nhi piungi.

Uncle = chayi pine se aapka thoda mudd bhi fresh ho jayega pie lijiye.
Mummy= nhi maine kahan naa mujhe nhi pini hai chayi.
Uncle = maaf karna mera koi adhikar nhi hai apko chayi ke liye force karne ka. Lakin phir bhi plz jab aapka pine ka dil kre tab pilijiye ga. Phir uncle chayi bahi rakh diye.

Or chale gaye.Aise hi do din nikal gaye . Lakin mummy ussi kamre me beithi rahi or roti rahti thi.Phir tisre din subah me uncle ne khana banaya. Mai hall me tv dekh raha tha. Uncle= beta jao dekho jara tumhari ka mood kaisa hai ab. Mai under gaya, maine mummy ko uthaya. Tabhi uncle under aaye.

Uncle= kya mai under aaun bhabi ji. Mummy uncle ko dekh kar beith gayi. Uncle under aaye . Mummy ka muh pura sukha hua tha kyun ki do din se mummy kuch nhi khhayi thi.

Uncle= pushpa ji aakhir kar kabtak aap iss hall me rahengi. Mummy rone lagi.

Uncle = unhe koi farak nhi padta humare rone dhone unhe to bas apni jindagi jini hai. Agar bo hume nhi samajh sakte humare bare me soch nhi sakte to hum kyun unke bare me soche. Mummy uncle ki bate sun kar jor jor se roo rhi thi.

Uncle = dekhiye mat royiye.Or karan ki bhi to college hai usse bhi to jana hoga. Mujhe bhi aaj oofice me kaam hai to mujhe bhi jana hoga. Phir aap ghar me ekeli or kuch na kuch soch soch kar roti rahengi to aapki tabiyat bigad sakti hai. Jara karan ke bare me to socho. Himmet se kaam lo. Kahkar uncle mummy ke kandhe par apna hath rakh diye. Mummy rone lagi.

Mai= mummy uncle thik hi to kah rahe hai jab unhe koi fikra nhi hai humari to hum kyun unke bare me soche.Mai mummy ke aansu puchne laga.

Mummy= beta tu meri fikra mat kar tu apne padhayi par dhyan de aaj jana hoga na college?

Mai= lakin mummy mai aap ko cchood kar kaise jaa sakta hun.
Mummy = beta tu meri fikra mat kar .

Uncle = han beta tum khana khhakar college chale jao.Or mummy ki taraf dekh kar tum bhi khha lo khana. Phir uncle bahar aa gaye. Or mummy bhi bathroom chali gayi.
Mummy bathroom se bahar aayi.

Mummy = aapne khha liya khana.
Uncle= nhi

Mummy= to aayiye aap bhi khhha lijiye. Phir hum tino ne sath me khana khhaya . Khane ke bad mai tayar hone laga or uncle apna kuch kaam kar rhe the. Or mummy kichen me berten saff kr rhi thi.
Mai= mummy mai jaa raha hun.

Mummy= han beta jaa.
Mai= apna khyal rakhna mummy .

Mummy = han beta mai khyal rakhungi or tu bhi apna khyal rakhna.
Mai= bye uncle.

Uncle = bye beta sambhal kar jana.

Uncle= bahut hi pyara bacha hai . Achaa mai bhi ab nikalta hun. Or han isme bahut si saree hai jo pasand aaye pehn lena.
Mummy= nhi mai uske kapdo ko hath tak lagana nhi chahti.
Uncle = ye kapde uske paiso ke nhi mere paise ke kharide hai. Or ab insab par uska koi namonisan nhi hai . Phir uncle bhi chale gaye. Mai sham ko 5 bje ghar aa gaya tha. Tab maine dekha bo aunty or papa kahin ghumne jaa rahe the. Maine bell bajayi. Mummy ne door khola . Mai mummy ko dekh kar khus tha kyun ki aaj unka mood thoda acha tha. Mummy ne aaj saree bhi change ki thi. Mummy ne green color ki saree pehni thi.

Phir rat me uncle bhi aaye. Mummy under kamre me thi. Uncle mere sath hi beith gaye. Thodi der bad uncle kichen me khana banane chale gaye.

Tabhi mummy kichen me gayi. Uncle under khana bana hua dekh kar khus ho gaye. Or haste huye mummy ko dekhne lage.
Mummy= maine banaya hai.

Uncle = tumne kyun taklif ki mai bana leta na.
Mummy = isme taklif ki kya bat hai or baise bhi khana aurat hi banaye to hi acha lagta hai.
Uncle = han bo to hai

Mummy= pasand to hai na ye sabji aapko.
Uncle = han han bahut pasand hai.
Mummy= mai yahi soch rahi thi kya banau kya banau to phir ye bana li.

Uncle = nhi nhi bahut acha hai.

Mummy= aap hath dhho lijiye mai khana lagati hun..

Hum tino sath me khana khhhaye. Khane ke bad mummy kichen me chali gayi or mai or uncle tv dekhne lage. Phir thodi der bad mummy kamre me chali gayi. Kuch der bad mai bhi sone chala gaya mummy kamre me. Lakin mummy beithi thi. Thodi der bad uncle door pe aakar khade huye jisse mummy uthakar khadi ho gayi. Uncle ne mummy ko bahar aane ka ishara kiye. Or mummy mujhe dekh kkar hall me chali gayi.

Uncle= kuch soch rhi thi aap.
Mummy= karan ke bbare me hi soch rhi thi.

Uncle= han uski padhayi likhayi sab kuch .
Mummy = mere account me to sirf 40-50000 honge itane me karan ki padhayi ka kharcha ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

Uncle= aap karan ki padhayi likhayi ka kharche ki chinta mat kijiye uska pura kharcha mai karunga. Aakhir mera ab hai hi kon !
Mummy= kabtak aap uthate rahange sara kharcha. Apne rahne ke liye diye yahi bahut hai mere liye. Mai kahin kaam karne chali jaungi.
Uncle = nhi pushpa. Mummy uncle ko chonk kar dekhne lagi kyun ki uncle ne pahli bar mummy ko unke naam se bulaye the.
Uncle= maaf karna mere rahte huye aap kahin kaam karne nhi jaa sakti.

Uncle mummy kke najdik aaye.
Uncle= mai pichali sari jindagi bhula kar ek nayi jindagi ka safar suru karna chahta hun. To kya tum mere sath mere iss safar me chalaogi.
Mummy uncle ki bat sunkar chonk gayi thi. Mummy ko kuch sanajh nhi aa raha thaki ye kya ho raha hai.

Mummy = nhi nhi mai aisa nhi kar sakti.
Uncle= aaj meri koi ieejat nhi hai isiliye.
Mummy= nhi nhi mai duniya ko kya muh dikhaungi. Apne beta or beto ko kya muh dikhaungi.

Lakin pushpa ekeli puri jidagi kaise nikal logi. Tum meri khoyi huyi eejat fir se bana sakti ho plzz kahkar uncle mummy ke hath pakad liye. Mummy bhi thodi mayush ho gayi thi. Mummy = mujhe sochne ke liye wakt dijiye.

Uncle= han mai bhi yahi chahta hun ki tum aaram se soch lo.
Phir mummy under aa gayi. Under mummy bahut gahari soch me dubi huyi thi. Phir meri taraf hath kkar mere sir ko sahlane lagi.
Next day morning me mummy mujhe uthane aayi.
Mummy= beta utho kab tak sote rahoge.

Mai= han mummy bas uth raha hun. Phir mummy chali gayi. Mai uthakar bahar aaya tab mummy bathroom ke yahan khadi hokar bat kar rhi thi.

Mummy= ji kapde mai dhoo dungi aap bas naha lijiye.
Uncle= are baba mai dhho dunga.

Mummy = nhi aap sirf naha lijiye. Kahkar mummy kichen me chali gayi. Aaj mummy kuch alag hi mood me lag arhi thi. Phir uncle bhi bahar hall me aakar beith gaye. Mummy humare liye chayi lekar aayi.
Mummy uncle ko chayi di. Uncle chayi lete wakt mummy ki ungaliya sahla diye. Jisse mummy ek katil smile uncle ko di.

Mummy= ye lo beta tumhari chayi. Chayi pikar naha lo jaldi. Phir mummy phir se kichen me chali gayi. Mai chayi pikar,,,,,,,

Mai= mummy mai nahane ja raha hun.. Mai bathroom chala gaya. Meri pent me meri purs thi to maine socha kyun na isse under rakh aaun. Mai bathroom se bahar nikalkar kamre me gaya. Purs rakha or phirr bathroom jane laga. Tabhi mera dhyan aaya ki uncle kahin nhi dikhe. Mai kichen ki taraf chupke se dekhne laga. Under dekh kar to mai chonk gaya. Under uncle meri mummy ko piche apni bahon me liye huye the. Uncle ke dono hath mummy ki kamar par the. Or mummy apna hi kaam kar rhi thi. Uncle sirf towel or baniyan me the or mummy se pure chipke huye the.

Mummy= ohho ye kya akr rhe hai chhodiye na.

Uncle= ohho pushpa aaj mai bahut khus hun . Aaj tumne meri jindagi ko ek nayi suruat di ho. Mai tumhara ye ahsan kabhi nhi bhulunga. Tabhi mummy ghumkar uncle ki taraf face kr di .

Mummy= dekhiye mujhe hum dono se jada karan ki chinta hoti hai.
Uncle= ohhoo maine kaha na mai use koi bhi chij ki kami mehsus nhi hone dunga . Usse ek baap ki tarah pyar kkarunga.
Mummy=bap??

Uncle= han han kyun nhi banaogi apne bete ka baap.
Mummy uncle ki bat sunkar uncle ke sine me apna sir rakh di.
Mummy= kya karan aapko bap banayega.
Uncle= han jarur banayega tum dekhna.

Mummy= achha.
Uncle =hmmmmmm to aaj ka kya plan hai. Kahkar uncle mummy ko chumne lage.

Mummy= jii kaisa plan?
Uncle = humari suhagrat ka plan.

Mummy= to aa jayiye rat me jaldi ghar .Kahkar mummy uncle ko dhaka de diye. Lakin uncle nhi mane or mummy ko pakad chumne lage.

Mummy= chhodiye na karan aa jayega.Jayiye ,,,,,.

Phir mai bhag kar bhathroom chala gaya. Bathroom me mujhe uncle or mummy ki bate hi ghum rhi thi. Mujhe gussa to nhi aa raha tha lakin mujhe aacha bhi nhi lag raha tha.

To be continued