Khaandani Randiyaan – Part 10

Kuch der mein hum wahan pahunch gaye. Aur phir Kishore ke saath main gaadi se utar ke bangle mein jaane lagi. Kishore ne darwaaze ke paas pahunch ke ghanti bajai. Toh buddhe aadmi ne darwaza khola. Andar Lata Mangeshkar ki aawaz ke gaane baj rahe the.

Kishore bola, “Jethamal ji, kaise hain aap? Aaj bade din baad aapne phone kiya mujhe”

Jethamal- “Main theek hun. Haan yaar thoda kaam kaaj mein busy tha. Toh mauka hi nahin mila mujhe. Aur tum mere kaam ki cheez laaye ho?”

Kishore- “Ji zarur. Ekdum naya maal hai. Ekdum waisa jaisa aapko pasand hai.”

Kishore ne mujhe haath pakad ke apne peeche se aage ki taraf badha diya. “Ye lijiye aapki aaj ki amaanat.”

Jethamal ne mujhe oopar se neeche tak dekha. Fir ek haath badha ke usne meri kamar pakad ke apni taraf ek jhatke mein kheech liya. Fir kareeb se unhone mere long-coat ko side mein hataa kar meri chhaati pe nazar daali. Aur mujhe muskura ke dekha.

Uske baad unhone apna muh Kishore ki taraf mod ke bola. “Sahi maal laaye ho Kishore. Ye toh Suman se bhi zyaada mast hai. Kya kya nahin karti hai ye?”

Kishore- “Janaab aap ko kabhi ye sawaal poochne ki zaroorat padi hai aaj tak? Sab kuch karegi ye.”

Firr Jethamal ne meri taraf dekh. Woh khush tha aur mujhse poochha “Kya ye sach keh raha hai? Tu sab kuch karti hai?”

Maine ek nazar se Kishore ko dekha aur usne meri taraf haan mein mundi hilai. Toh maine wapas Jethamal ki taraf dekhte hue haan mein sir hila diya. Jethamal ne wapas Kishore ko dekh ke bola.

“Maan-na padega Kishore. Teri laayi hui har ek ladki pehli baar aati hai toh tujhe dekh ke hi jawaab deti hai. Khauf toh tu banaa ke rakhta hai.”

Baat sunkar Kishore muskura diya aur bola, “Kya sahib. Abhi nayi hai hai naa aapke saamne. Dheere dheere jawab dena seekh jaayegi.”

Jethamal- “Chal sahi hai. Le jaana isse kal ki raat.” Aur phir apne kurte se ek lifafa nikaal ke Kishore ko dete hue bola. “Ye le advance ke 25%. Baaki kal iske saath bhej dunga. Agar mazaa di toh choot mein daal ke. Warna agar Sunaina ki tarah zyaada choon chaan ki toh iski gaand mein daal ke.”

Aur ye bolke dono hasne lage. Phir Kishore wahin darwaaze se wapas laut gaya. Aur Jethamal mujhe leke bangle ke andar ki taraf chal diya. Chalte chalte usne mujhse bola, “Sun. Tujhe sone ko toh milega nahin poore din alag se toh samay mile toh thodi thodi neend kar lena apni. Samjhi?”

Maine haan mein sir hilaaya toh Jethamal bola, “Sir kya hilaati hai saali. Muh mein zubaan nahin hai kya?” Toh maine muh se bola, “Aisa nahin hai Jethamal ji. Main samajh gayi.”

Toh beech mein ruk kar Jethamal ne mujhe meri kandhon se pakad ke bola, “Saali Jethamal ji nahin, dadaji bolkar bula tu mujhe” Main boli, “Ji Jethamal ji.” Toh woh mujhe abhi bhi dekh raha tha ghoor ke. Main phir khud ko sahi karte hue boli, “Ji Dadaji.”

Phir woh muskuraya aur mujhe leke phir chalte chalte. Meri choochiyaan daba ke bola, “Tujhe chod ke tere andar beej giraane mein bada mazaa aayega beti.”

Main boli, “Beej? Woh kya…”

Woh haste hue bola, “Haan mere lund ka beej.”

Main boli, “Par main toh condom…”

Dadaji ne mujhe kaat te hue bola, “Condom? Haha! Condom pehen ke chodne ke ₹70,000 nahin de raha hun main. Ghabra mat. Sab saaf hain aur tujhe koi bimari nahin lagegi.”

Mere mann mein do jigyasa uthi. Ek ki condom kyun nahin. Par woh mere liye itni badi baat nahin thi kyunki main toh aaj tak waise bhi nanga lund hi leti thi apne andar. Aur doosri ye ki ye sab kaun hain? Main poochne hi waali thi ki hum ek hall mein jaa pahunche.

Wahaan thode dadaji ki umar ke log, kareeb 7-8, baithe the aur sharaab pi rahe the. Wahin par Lata Mangeshkar ke gaane bhi chal rahe the. Dadaji ke saath mujhe dekh kar sab bahut khush hue.

Aur unmein se ek bola, “Kya baat hai Jetha. Teri choice ka jawaab nahin hai. College se abhi tak humesha dil khush karne laayak cheez laata hai tu.” Dadaji ye sunkar hasne lagey. Aur hum jaake wahin ke sofa mein baith gaye. Main jaise hi baithi, ek aadmi bola, “Yaar Jetha. Iss kamsin kali se milwaoge nahin?”

Toh dadaji ne meri peeth pe haath rakh kar mujhe khud apna parichay dene ke liye bola. Toh maine bolna shuru kiya, “Mera naam Sanjana hai aur main…” Itne mein hi ek aadmi ne meri baat kaat-te hue bola, “Arey beti Sanjana. Yahaan apna parichay aise baith ke nahin diya jaata.”

Maine dadaji ki taraf dekha toh woh hass rahe the. Phir maine wapas se aadmi ki taraf dekhte hue poocha, “Toh phir kaise dete hain ji?” Toh woh bola, “Har ek aadmi ke paas jao. Aur usko apna parichay uska chooskar khada karne ke baad do. Phir agle aadmi ke paas.”

Aur phir sab log hasne lage. Mujhe laga ki woh sab sach mein mere pe hass rahe the. Toh main apni jagah se uth kar khadi hui. Aur dadaji ke bagal waale aadmi ke paas jaakar apne guthno pe baith gayi. Aur uska pajama utaarne lagi. Mujhe peeche se kisi ki aawaz aane jaisi lagi.

Par phir ekdum shaanti chha gayi hall mein. Toh maine phir aadmi ka pajama hata kar neeche kar diya. Aur uska lund choosne lag gayi. Kuch der mein maine uska lund chooskar khada kar diya. Phir ek aakhri baar apni jeebh uske lund pe pherne ke baad maine apna sir usse door kiya.

Aur boli, “Mera naam Sanjana hai. Aur main 19 saal ki hun aur mujhe chudna bahut pasand hai.” Ye baat sunte hi hall hassi ke thahaakon se bhar gaya. Aur kuch der mein log taaliyaan bajaate hue ruke aur bole, “Bahut sahi parichay diya hai beti Sanjana. Bahut sahi. Maan gaye tumhe.”

Phir main jaisa bola gaya tha. Waise hi uth ke agle aadmi ke paas pahunch gayi. Aur ghutne pe baith ke uska pajama neeche karne lagi. Aise hi maine 8 mein se 6 logon ke lund choos kar khade karne ke baad main jaise hi 7th aadmi ke paas pahunchi.

Jo wahi tha jisne mujhe aise khud ka parichay dene ko bola tha. Main uska lund bhi choosne lagi. Toh shayad dadaji se bola, “Ye toh sach mein aaj tak ki sabse zabardast maal hai. Isne toh lund choos kar ke hi parichay de diya. Baaki toh aaram se khade hoke de deti thi.”

Ye sunkar maine oopar uski taraf dekha. Aur apna muh dheere dheere uske lund se hataana shuru kar diya. Itne mein dadaji ki aawaz aayi, “Beti, kaam beech mein nahin chhodte. Chalo dhangg se chooso. Abhi do aur baaki hain tera parichay sunne ke liye.”

Toh maine dadaji ki baat sunte hue uss aadmi lund wapas se choosna shuru kar diya. Kuch hi der mein poora ghoom ke dadaji pe aa pahunchi. Phir main unke saamne baith ke unka lund nikaali. Main toh uss lund ko sota hua dekh ke hi darr gayi. Woh sabke khade lund ke kareeb kareeb baraabar tha.

Main usse darr ke dekh hi rahi thi ki dadaji boley, “darr mat beti. Choosna shuru kar.” Toh maine apna muh dadaji ke lund pe rakh kar aur choosna shuru kar diya. Unka toh poora lund mere muh mein aa bhi nahin raha tha. Par phir bhi main jitna muh ke andar daal paa rahi thi. Utna daal daal ke choos rahi thi.

Kuch samay mein unka lund badhna shuru ho gaya. Aur eka-ek mujhe uski asli lambai ka andaaza bhi lag gaya. Dadaji ka lund 10 inch ka tha aur saath mein achchha khaasa mota bhi tha. Maine phir apni nazrein dadaji ki taraf dar ke maare ki. Aur unka lund chooste hue hi unki taraf dekha.

Bagal se ek aawaz aayi, “Lo maine kaha tha naa. Ye nayi waali bhi Jetha ka dekh kar darr jaayegi. Nikaalo meri shart ke paise.”

Utne mein dadaji ne mera sir ek haath se sehlaate hue agey akar bola. “Beti, sach maano barson ke experience ka. Jise bahar dekhne mein zyaada darr lagta hai. Wahi andar sabse zyaada sukoon bhi deta hai.” Aur bolte hue muskura diye.

Main bhi lund muh mein daale muskura di. Par mere dimaag mein ab ye ek naya darr umad raha tha ki iss bari toh main bahut hi buri halat mein ghar jaane wali hun.